Please identify which well-known financier the following passage is about, from the latest issue of Vanity Fair.

“One of the rules at the gym was you don’t drop your weights– they can get damaged,” recalls Tim Gardner, an assistant manager at Total Fitness, “but I can still see him sitting on the bench, doing curls, and then standing up and dropping these weights from as far up as he could do. And people would turn and look at him. It was just for the attention, see? He loved to be in the limelight like that. I think if you looked up ‘narcissist’ in the dictionary, you’d find [this person]‘s picture.”
“I’ll never forget the first time I met [this person],” says Gary Findley, who managed the gym for a time. “I was inside the gym, and I heard this loud noise outside. I mean, loud. I couldn’t figure out what it was, so I walked outside. He was landing in the middle of our running track in a private helicopter.”

Comments (82)

  1. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    Who is Sir R. Allen Stanford Alex…

  2. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Its a good article. I just read it. The dude is screwed.

  3. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    charlie gasparino

  4. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    Wouldn’t it be easier to figure out who this is NOT? I’ll start…
    Its not big Steve (he has 3 gyms at home)

  5. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    gaspo

  6. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    steve cohen

  7. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    @4- yeah, but he likes to work out in public

  8. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    It wasn’t me, but recently started working out and I’m definitely going to do this.
    -Larry Robbins

  9. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    Wouldn’t it be easier to figure out who this is NOT? I’ll start…
    Its not big Steve (he has 3 gyms at home)

  10. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    @11/4- wait, I can’t tell, do you think this could be Steve?

  11. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    ken lewis

  12. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    I vote Tim Sykes. I mean, have you seen the guns on that guy.

  13. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    Well…its not big Steve, he has 3 gyms at home.

  14. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    Trump

  15. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Wow, Erin B just explained that football should require a foot and a ball. Just shut up.

  16. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Hi, where is EP?

  17. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    Well…its not big Steve, he has 3 gyms at home.

  18. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    Anybpdy know how many gyms does big Steve have?

  19. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    Hank Greenberg. BP=450lbs

  20. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    Cliff Asness

  21. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    Dick Fuld

  22. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    @12: Aren’t you going to be late for your shift at the Palm? Oh, btw, please hold my usual table… be there by 9. Thanks!

  23. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    Ben Bernanke. And bench presses $5.5trillion spread evenly between 2 suitcases.

  24. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    @26- 5.5 trillion in unmarked bills?

  25. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    Hank Paulson

  26. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    Tim Sykes

  27. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    Mike Vranos / Ellington…known for taking his shirt off and flexing to show off the guns on the old kidder trading floor

  28. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    Former Lehman President Joe Gregory used to travel to work in a helicopter

  29. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    Erin Callan
    BP = 350

  30. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Bove has retard strength.

  31. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    WTF is Total Fitness? I googled it, but it can’t be this one
    totalfitnesscenter.com, which is described as a “Christian Gym”. Would could that mean, other than no JO allowed in the steam room. Want that, I guess you have to go to Equinox.

  32. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    buffett

  33. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Jeff Macke he does curles with 30 packs of the Beast

  34. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | June 11, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    David Carradine. Benching a whopping 150lbs on the bar, across his throat…with a 25 pounder on his wang.

  35. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    Tanner whatever his name was (is)

  36. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    @27– the mutha can do it in quarters and pennies. don’t u see why ken lewis was scared(frightened) sh!tless when he was e-mailed(threatened)!

  37. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    Are you serious- it’s obviously Meredith Whitney.
    Hmm- they did say ‘him’ though…

  38. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    @36– was that while he’s wearing the dark wig and fishnet stockings or not?
    http://www.nypost.com/seven/06112009/news/worldnews/wigged_out_kink_fu_173672.htm

  39. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    I used to work out there. This prick used to like to chub up in the shower and then walk out without his towel in front of the ladies. He’d act like it fell off or he forgot to put one and wait for the reactions. He was also famous for not wearing underwear under his flimsy workout shorts, he would spot you on the bench press so you would have to stare at his hairy ball sac. During a group photo for a Christmas card once, he knealt down on one knee in the front and let package hang loose. He acted like it was an accident of course.

  40. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    @42 you just made my day.

  41. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    Where is this gym where the men and women change together?

  42. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    Louis Ziccareli

  43. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    Aleksey Vaynor, without a doubt.

  44. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    Cliff A$ne$$. I hear he benched a rack of quants after losing another boat load of cash. The guy is an animal.

  45. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    Jim Chanos

  46. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    Barney Frank

  47. Posted by Tax Chick | June 11, 2009 at 3:41 PM
  48. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | June 11, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    Shia LaBeouf

  49. Posted by miami | June 11, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    Erin Callan?

  50. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 3:55 PM
  51. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    Becky Boot Fan’s comment caused me to spit diet coke on my keyboard. Hilarious!!

  52. Posted by Madmoney | June 11, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    ditto 46

  53. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    @36 FTW

  54. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    make that @37
    -36

  55. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    Jimmy Cayne – HUGE fan of the smoothie bar.

  56. Posted by Anal_yst | June 11, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    The answer is obviously Bill Gross’ mustache, duhr

  57. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Stan O’neal – also known for displaying “the helicopter” with his penis during pilates classes

  58. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    I can outbench any pussy finance guy

  59. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    @61 Women must compliment you all the time about how vascular you are.

  60. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    the most interesting man in the world

  61. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    Wayne Brady?

  62. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    Well? Answer please.

  63. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Dickran

  64. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    spill the beans already

  65. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    @62 they do, actually. unlike you, I never have a problem getting laid.

  66. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    @ 68 Yeah, sounds like you don’t have a problem.

  67. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    Why is dropping weights such bad gym etiquette? It happens- especially when you’re repping to failure

  68. Posted by NotNasser | June 11, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    #46, I’ll pedantically correct your spelling, because the Buddhist monks who raised me would have wanted it that way. My name is Aleksey Vayner.
    That penultimate “e” is important bexcause I promised the CIA I’d spell it that way when they recruited me to disrupt the Chinese Triads.
    Fortunately, I taught tennis to a Triad who was considering defecting anyway so …

  69. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    “I never have a problem getting laid.” …. I guess a glory hole can change one’s perception of oneself.

  70. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    25 – funny but mean…

  71. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    The Douche Bag du Jour, is none other than Sir Allen Stanford…PRICK!!

  72. Posted by Bess Levin | June 11, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    Sir Stanford

  73. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    it was me!
    –gasparino

  74. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    Jim Grant?

  75. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    76 gaspo doesn’t have a helicopter

  76. Posted by bateman | June 11, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    michelle obama

  77. Posted by CMC | June 11, 2009 at 10:39 PM

    laura bush

  78. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    @79 @80
    tools.

  79. Posted by guest | June 11, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    I think #1 won it before the contest got underway, but then he probably read the VF article.

  80. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Ed Liddy

  81. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 1:03 PM

    Gotta be Angelo Mozilo

  82. Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    Pushin’ that much weight?
    Only a man as strong as Sue Herrera could accomplish this impossible task.

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