• 15 Jun 2009 at 4:51 PM

Tim Geithner Is Not Too Good To [Verb] His Own [Noun]

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Obviously a lot of ways to go with this one. Fill in the blanks now, big reveal after the jump.


The answer we were looking for was to “fetch” his own “coffee.” Fetch and coffee. Not braid/hair, S/D, shave/legs, pack/lunch though all those might be accurate. Today it’s fetch/coffee.

At 8:30 a.m. Monday-a half hour before he was scheduled to speak at the Time Warner Economic Summit-Geithner pulled up in a dark blue SUV around the corner from the Time Warner Center in midtown Manhattan. From inside a Starbucks across the way, I watched Geithner pop out of the back seat and walk briskly across 60th Street into the Starbucks, followed by two men (presumably his security detail). The line was at least ten people deep. But Geithner stood by himself in the queue with everyone else and focused on his BlackBerry until it was his turn to order and pay. If anyone recognized the Treasury Secretary, they didn’t make a fuss.

Geithner’s Caffeine Fix [CNN Money]

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    “suck” his own “dick”?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    There’s no reason to fetch your own coffee
    You get your secretary to do that, and then you bend her over your desk and pound her in the ass

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Tim Geithner is not too good to crack his own safe.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    dry his own tears?

  5. 5
    Posted by NotNasser | June 15, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    Smell his own farts?
    I’m not sayin’, I’m just …

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    park his own car?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    Tim Geithner is not too good to crack his own safe.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    get and coffee? I was way off.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    scratch his own ass?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    fist, mother

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    @10 sick

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    to suck his own Obama’s dick?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    @10..
    you must be the anus guy. please stop.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    hire, escort

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    @14 ftw

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    grab his own ankles

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    wipe his own ass?

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    take his own advice

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    cheat on his own taxes?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    pay his own taxes . . . wait, no, he IS too good for that!

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    Shave his own taint.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    find his own ass with both hands.
    SPODE

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    i tied my own shoes once. it was an overrated experience

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    @20 ftw

  25. 25
    Posted by Bess Levin | June 15, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    @20 That was good.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    laugh at his own peril.

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    God I love this site…

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    hyperinflate, currency

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    guard his own bridge

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    Butter Maxine’s Muffin

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    Keebler his own Elves
    TRB

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    lubricate/ass

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    choke his own chicken

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    face his own demons

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    conquer his own smack addiction

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    Good for Tim.

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    nod with, the car people.

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    knees / groin

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    believe his own bullshit

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    Ken his own Lewis

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    frost his own cupcakes

  42. 42
    Posted by Perkins Maxwell | June 15, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    bess his own levin

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    Vikram his own Pandit

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    Now that GM produces only small cars, where will gov’t bigs get their SUVs?

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    “If anyone recognized the Treasury Secretary, they didn’t make a fuss.” This is NY, the capital of hiding in plain sight. You see notable people all the time. I actually once saw Ron Perelman pushing a stroller some years back on Park Ave. I told him what a beautiful baby (it had a fat little face – sort of like his, which on a baby is really cute) and he looked happier than if I had said here’s another billion for you.

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    bust / weasel war dance

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    @42 FTW

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    Levin his own Bess

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    get in touch with his spiritual side

  50. 50
    Posted by InfiniteGuest | June 15, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    how about
    flip, house
    negotiate, severance
    change, story
    manipulate, currency
    defend, “stress” tests
    expand, powers
    placate, Chinese overlords
    dig, grave
    cook, kittens
    bleach, anus
    donkeypunch, secretary

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    SPODE is back? VN.

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    Leggo his own Eggo

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    @44, they will buy Hummers from China

  54. 54
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | June 15, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    You’re all right, 52. You’re all right.

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    Bang/Secretary

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    reach his own around

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    file/turbo tax return…

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    @52 Nice!

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 6:01 PM

    shine his own elf boots

  60. 60
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    Bleach/Anus

  61. 61
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    Comment removed by moderator.

  62. 62
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    @61- not funny.

  63. 63
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 6:36 PM

    @ 61- Disgusting

  64. 64
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 6:45 PM

    TARP his own TRAP
    -tgfD (Detroit)

  65. 65
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    @61 ftw

  66. 66
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    rent his own house

  67. 67
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    Peking his own duck

  68. 68
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    finger/pussy

  69. 69
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 7:25 PM

    DB, c’mon, 61 crossed the line, please remove that post.
    I’m not even kidding.

  70. 70
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    @61 – nice
    TGFD

  71. 71
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    ahhh $hit. What did 61 say? paraphrase please!
    Now that SPODE is back, where the fuck is VIK? Did SEG perforate him with bullet holes then leave him in a ditch by a roadside in Iraq?

  72. 72
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 8:03 PM

    Thanks a lot @69.
    SPODE

  73. 73
    Posted by merkin capital partners | June 15, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    default on his own (second) mortgage

  74. 74
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 8:35 PM

    61 had to do with a forced sex act on a close relative. needless to say it’s high-brow nature was appreciated.

  75. 75
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    tickle, pickle
    The Guy From Delaware

  76. 76
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 10:41 PM

    What a bunch of hypocritic prudes. All the A2M/ball-gag/Peter North jokes are roundly cheered, yet #61′s comment gets deleted?
    True, #61 was a immature cretin and his (her?!) attempt at humor was a FAIL but the deletion was uncalled for.
    -Defending deleted posts since ’08

  77. 77
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 10:42 PM

    throw a hotdog down, “hallway”

  78. 78
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 10:49 PM

    these crowd participation threads are SO money. love ‘em

  79. 79
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    @76- really? you don’t get the difference between sex acts, no matter how weird, among adults, and rape?

  80. 80
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    @76- so that’s what you’re doing now? spending your time bitching that a disgusting comment about rape was deleted? kill yourself.

  81. 81
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    clip his own toenails

  82. 82
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    paint his own nails

  83. 83
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:00 PM

    tweak his own nipples

  84. 84
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:07 PM

    If rape is inevitable you might as well sit back and enjoy it
    -Toodle-Loo Motherfuckaaahs

  85. 85
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    @84- um, it’s not inevitable you troglodyte.

  86. 86
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    wax his own balls

  87. 87
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    cheat on his own taxes

  88. 88
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:21 PM

    @85- yield the troglodyte warning, your wife (I mean beard) will be happy you saw it coming

  89. 89
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    yeah, dude, because only homos can believe raped is fucked up, right? /sarcasm

  90. 90
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    @88- rape is for douchebag pussies who can’t get girls to fuck them willingly. you know, guys like yourself.

  91. 91
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    Can you guys shut the fuck up and fill in the madlib? thanks.

  92. 92
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:30 PM

    sorry for the confusion…gay reference was directed towards anyone that would would use troglodyte in a post…impending rape is directed towards all that live under the flag with Geitner et al at the post
    -its funny cause he’s fat

  93. 93
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    sorry…peanutbutter his own nutzz

  94. 94
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    Greg his own Michaels Anus

  95. 95
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    fire his own Greg Michaels

  96. 96
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    @92- it’s GeitHner, and ooo, do only gays use “big” words? read a book.

  97. 97
    Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:44 PM

    thanks for the spellcheck I knew you were a commodity

  98. 98
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  100. 100
    Posted by guest | June 16, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    What!?!?

  101. 101
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    get his comeuppance through the karmic agency of / poetically flamboyant irony.

  102. 102
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    skull-fuck the bloody eye-hole of / the next IRS douchebag with the temerity to question his turbo-tax return.

  103. 103
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