UBS apparently sent out a memo last Friday eliminating the majority of its trash cans. Previously, they had mini-wastebaskets at each desk and now only one can per floor. And speaking of cans– an unhappy employee notes the Swiss have “downgraded to single ply TP.”
- 04 Jun 2009 at 5:10 PM
UBS To Return To Profitability One Chafed Ass, Pile Of Garbage At A Time
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that oughta do it!
And if single ply is out you must use the FT’s
Implausible
They stopped cleaning the restrooms at Citigroup every day. It’s getting disgusting.
I can hear it now… “Can you spare a square?”
In similar and related news…Obama is planning another $300,000 date with his wife.
oh the hypocracy…
@6- it’s in no way related or similar, and the word you’re looking for is “hypocrisy.”
@4 – Way to demotivate employees. I’m reading Collins’ “How the Mighty Fall”. He hasn’t mentioned it yet but I’m pretty sure he’ll get to unclean restrooms being a sign a corporation is doomed.
@7 – Retard. Hypocracy is governement by the hypocritical.
I am PE quant at secret HFT fund within large bank. What is rail meat?
@7 catching my spelling error doesnt do shit on here to help your lack of argument. it has everything to do with the situation.
Obama said we need to cut back, make sacrafices…lead by example?
or are you so up his ass that the very same thing the Dems would have burned Bush for you think is fine because of the lil boy who said..WE CAN.
He is full of shit…
untrue
@11- this is a swiss bank. obama doesn’t tell UBS to do shit. use your brain– the cost cutting has more to do with the place being a shithole.
The quality of the comments here are beginning to frighten me, and I don’t frighten easily.
-General M. Bison
So, let me understand the logic behind this: It’s more cost to have employees get up and walk down the hall to the communal waste basket each time they need to toss something rather than have the cleaning service empty out individual “mini-wastebaskets”?
Hmmm, yeah, that’s starting to make sense. They should also shut down the restrooms and have employees bring their own bedpans, to be dumped in a communal shit pile. Those Swiss are uber efficient.
So, let me understand the logic behind this: It’s more cost effective to have employees get up and walk down the hall to the communal waste basket each time they need to toss something rather than have the cleaning service empty out individual “mini-wastebaskets”?
Hmmm, yeah, that’s starting to make sense. They should also shut down the restrooms and have employees bring their own bedpans, to be dumped in a communal shit pile. Those Swiss are uber efficient.
PE Quant@#10…
You must not be a sailor.
On a racing yacht, “Rail Meat” is the term given to idle crew members who sit on the windward side of the boat (with their legs hanging over the side) on a steady, upwind, close-hauled tack. Their added weight (ballast) keeps the boat from heeling over too much in heavier air (wind).
Helmsman, tactician, navigator, and sail trimmers are all active at that time, but “rail meat” sit still on the rail.
The Guy from Delaware
@TGFD In my country we only have dirty river with no wind.
UBS is a great company and I am really sorry I don’t work there anymore.
My guess is that they need the extra waste baskets to hold all the shit they still have remaining on their books that the Swiss Central Bank hasn’t taken yet.
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Without U, it’s all BS
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UBS
I was canned from Citi in Jan, when I left they were removing plants from offices so they wouldn’t have to pay the guy to water them.
What is up with these ridiculous and baseless posts on DB? Not to mention these *retarded* comments? Wasn’t there once a time when *intelligent* comments were posted? Now it’s all trash, thanks for helping me waste my time. RESPEK.
greg michaels alert @ 23
Google did the same thing…except when they did it they said it was to promote recycling.