• 26 Jun 2009 at 11:11 AM

Watch Your Back, 85 Broads

Picture 1599.pngWe’re not saying definitively that Maxine Waters is going to assault Lloyd Blankfein. What we are saying is that there’s mounting evidence she’s moving in that direction. Up to this point, M Dubs has kept her feelings for the Masters of the Universe confined to five minute sound bites of batshit manifest during Congressional hearings, and notes left on the hood of LB’s car. News out of the Hill last night, however, that she got up in the grill of and proceeded to lay her mitts on House Appropriations Committee Chairman David Obey, after he shot down a $1 million earmark request, makes us think she’s finished keeping her hands to herself professionally.

The pair were seen shouting at each other and had to be separated by members — who were gathered on the floor casting final votes before heading off to a party at the White House.
Waters, according a Democratic staffer familiar with the situation, approached Obey to ask him to fund one of her longstanding earmarks, the Maxine Waters Employment Preparation Center.
Obey — who irked Waters a few weeks back by banning “Monuments to me” funding projects named after the politicians that earmark them — told her no, emphatically enough to be heard across the chamber.
“I’m not going to approve that earmark!” Obey shouted.
The two veteran Democrats — each pugnacious and 71 years old — began shouting, with the L.A. area-Congresswoman following Obey around the chamber, reportedly suggesting he channel the vocational money through a local school district.
At some point, they collided, witnesses say, with one Obey ally claiming the lean Waters “tried to shove” the stout Obey.

This is what she did to a colleague. Imagine (and quake in fear over) what she’d cook up for Enemy Number One.

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Comments (66)

  1. Posted by miami | June 26, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    ‘Jew Boys’ and ‘cook up?’ Yikes, Bess.

  2. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    oh god, fuck off, miami.

  3. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Maxine I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.
    -guest

  4. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    “and had to be separated by members”
    awesome

  5. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    I would like to offer you an excellent opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a brand new company that is poised to rule the world, Nigaz.

  6. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    @5 thanks, was in write offs yesterday.

  7. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    can we start calling her maxipads?

  8. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    I hear she was trained as a black belt by CG’s brother.

  9. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    What!?!?

  10. Posted by merkin capital partners | June 26, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    Say my name three times like Candyman
    Bet I roll on your ass like an avalanche
    A sole survivor
    Learn to get high and pull drive-bys
    Murder my foes, can’t control my nine

  11. Posted by Anal_yst | June 26, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    @2
    Lighten up, Nancy, damn son

  12. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    @8 I heard that too, and also that she was the one who devirginized chaz’s bro at the age of 13.

  13. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    Maxine Waters Employment Preparation Center for kids who can’t read good and want to do other things good as well.

  14. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Momma said knock you out

  15. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    Great post, Bess. 10/10.

  16. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    Maxine Waters raped me.
    – Chazparino’s brother

  17. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    you hate to see this kind of stupid on stupid violence

  18. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    the bitch can better prepare herself for some real employment – at mcdonald

  19. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    I wish they’d name something after me.
    Rob’t. Byrd
    US Senate

  20. Posted by Suits | June 26, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    She’s 71?
    “I do have a hard time telling ages with black – shoes are the best kind of shoes”

  21. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    @18 = Obey?
    I wouldn’t talk bad about Max, she’ll pwn your head!

  22. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    Don’t we already have employment preparation centers called schools?

  23. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    obey wan kenobi vs mad max

  24. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    @20 black don’t crack, baby
    -MW

  25. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    Slow news day- this minor skirmish is nothing compared to the duels and other brawls on Capitol hill in the 19th and 20th century- it’s an American tradition..

  26. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    @22
    she never went there and thiks it probably are evil capitalist institutions

  27. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    Maybe it does take a madwoman/madman to shake down the Masters. However, their ilk will likely just pop up somewhere else as a non publicly-traded entity.

  28. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    She’s a black liberal woman. She can do pretty much anything. If she were a lesbian too then she could get away with murder.

  29. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    @25 people who post “slow news day” comments as though they’re insightful and/or biting commentary should kill themselves, asap.
    @27 nice

  30. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    I consider electing her a hate crime. JK, JK, I kid because I love. . .

  31. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    I guess things don’t look good for my “Mark Sanford Center for the Study of Idiot Dickheads”??
    Mark S
    Ohfock, SC

  32. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    @ mark– i’ll give you the money for that fine sounding institution.

  33. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    Maxine Waters and Pelusi are what’s wrong w/ American politics. If Clarence Thomas acted the way Waters does then democrats would be asking for his head. But since Waters an angry liberal black woman she can do whatever she wants.

  34. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    You can’t take taxpayer money and give it to yourself. Oh wait.

  35. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    Maxine Waters and Pelusi are what’s wrong w/ American politics. If Clarence Thomas acted the way Waters does then democrats would be asking for his head. But since Waters is an angry liberal black woman she can do whatever she wants.

  36. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    clarence thomas@34/36– it’s pelosi, numbnuts. pelOsi.

  37. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    @36:
    That’s racist!
    -TGFHouston

  38. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    If you think about it though, a Maxine Waters Employment Preparation Center is perfect. She’s a crazy bitch, and yet still employed by the voters of L.A.
    I’m from Souf Centrol baby!
    -MW constitutent

  39. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    @35 FTW !!!
    Regards,
    ~All The Traders Past and Present at AIG

  40. Posted by EvilBuzzard | June 26, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    It would have required the Spanish Hapsburgs at least two generations of incestuous conjugation to produce either David Obey or Maxine Waters.

  41. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    If you guys are going to write the word “LIBERAL” please put it in all caps per the “Talking Points” you have all received. Thanks!
    ~Karl Rove

  42. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    who is going to give you ugoogaly for michael? Somebody who knows there is more to life than being ridiculously good looking?

  43. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    CAPTAINS OF THE UNIVERSE! WHY CANT I GET A REMODIFICATION

  44. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | June 26, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    listen to your friend billy zane…he’s a cool dude

  45. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    @43….I suffer from ridiculous good looks and let me tell you it is no picnic, pal.

  46. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    46, go back to foxnews.com

  47. Posted by miami | June 26, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    2 – Anytime, anywhere, I don’t care how many of you there are.

  48. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    I didn’t trensfer from UCLA to Stanford for this

  49. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    35 wins.
    -tgfD (detroit)

  50. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    36 Why would you defend Clarence Thomas? Clearly a very weak Supreme intellectually. It has nothing to do with his views. If you’re going to be conservative do it like Roberts or Alito. He’s therefore not all that different than Maxine. Basically anger and bluster get in the way of facts and interpretation.

  51. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    Maxine Waters is suing NBC for the misuse of the trademarked names of her right and left fists, Law and Order.

  52. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    Are we talking about the Clarence Thomas who says it’s ok for schools to strip search kids? That Clarence Thomas?
    BTW, she’s not from South Central – she’s from Inglewood. Get your ghettoes right, dumb f…

  53. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    HUH?? Battery operated chimpanzee! Clang Clang Clang!!! Wooot wooot wooot!!!! Aspirins in Coca-Cola??? What??? HUH??? Heh heh heh…GET OFF OF ME!!!!! Ding ding ding went the trolley…ding…astral projection monitor.. HAMMER TIME!!!!
    ~JM

  54. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    Inglewood……
    Inglewood always up 2 no good

  55. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

  56. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | June 26, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    don’t matter just don’t bite it

  57. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    i’d like the bang her just once so it cud tell all my friends that i banged a famous tranny

  58. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    “At the Maxine Waters Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there’s more to life than being really, really good-looking.”

  59. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    51 has never read a Clarence Thomas opinion in his or her life. Guaranteed. Even liberal supreme court scholars credit Justice Thomas with being one of the most consistent and principled Justices on the court. For example, see Jeffery Rosen’s articles and research.

  60. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    crack is whack

  61. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    Cut the sister a break! How many of you now what it’s like to work in a government dominated those whose ancestors were slave owners
    -Nigga Pleez

  62. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    So 60, are you saying Thomas didn’t say it was ok to strip search kids at school? Better catch up on the last couple of days…

  63. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    Clearance Thomas? Are you sure? I thought MJ wrote that one.

  64. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    There is a difference between finding something is “ok” and finding it does not violation constitutional protections.

  65. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    What do Macauley Culkin, Webster and TGFD have in common?

  66. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 7:30 PM

    Guest@#66…
    Let’s hear it.
    The Guy from Delaware

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