You guys routinely disappoint me. You know that. And yet, because I can’t quit my job (yet), I can’t quit you. The latest is not so much something you’ve done but something you haven’t done. Which is: exceeded or come close to getting involved in a scenario like this. Long story short: husband is out of town for a while, wife gets a job doing soft-core porn on a web cam near you, wife gets recognized at a party by a guy familiar with her work, wife and porn consumer start having an affair, husband finds out (about this guy and a bunch of others) and confronts wife-banger via email, husband proceeds to send email detailing the affair to wife-banger’s entire office (law firm White and Case), including text messages he obtained from wife’s cell like:
Wife: I would love to talk to u and kiss for hours :)
Wife-banger: Sweet. Does this involve a rolling stones t shirt?
Wife: More bareback
And hilarious little asides like:
In case you lost track, [my wife] is playing 3 guys at this point… she apparently needs a baseball team all at the same time to be happy.
I realize things are tense and you probably don’t have time for such frivolousness. But that’s all the more reason to give everyone the release we’ve been looking for, via a good 5 to 10 minutes of laughing at the idea of your colleagues and superiors getting drawn into the fallout of wick being dipped in something that’s already spoken for* (and Julian Robertson or Vikram Pandit having to ask a first year “what’s barebacking?”). If not for us, do it for the economy.
Update: The wife tells her side of the story. She takes issue with, among other things, the characterization that she works in porn (“It’s a camera-site. That is all it is. I am not in contact with anybody, there is no contact between me and anybody on that camera-site”). She also says that her husband ruined the reputation of the guy she was doing on the side by sending the aforementioned email to his firm. Which: we wouldn’t necessarily disagree with.
*To those of you protesting that, “Hey, I have affairs all the time and some of them are even inter-office, perhaps involving the president of a southern Connecticut hedge fund banging the head of HR who made off with a hefty ransom after she was ‘asked’ to leave,” all I have to say is– pics (and details) to be posted on DB or it didn’t happen.
hell yes!
you can never have enough barebacking
you gonna tell us which southern CT firm that little anecdote’s about??
“fallout of wick being dipped in something that’s already spoken for”
Best line of the day!
Is there a link between DB and above-the-law?
It’s a conspiracy I tells ya.
I love that the husband includes the fact that the wife was fucking 4 different guys in the email.
Fucking condoms
I applaud the husband. Really nice work on his part, true team player.
Is there a photo of the whore? White & Case doesnt exactly scream Jenna Jamison.
What a ho
Is barebacking the same as Brokebacking?
-B. Frank
Pics all over…check the comments on ATL…
I think BRS capital. That’s “Biff Rams Secretaries”.
“she apparently needs a baseball team all at the same time to be happy. ”
awesome. all my work emails are about TPS reports.
Well, I am appalled at this behavior. I wasn’t one of the four? I expected more out of my webcam friends’ platinum subscription at nite flirt. Someone at the DA’s office better look into this.
- E Spitzer
which southern connecticut hedge fund?!?!
I think BRS capital. That’s “Biff Rams Secretaries”.
@15- SAC
Didn’t this same exact thing happen to Greg?
were there any instances of DVDA?
I remember the day vividly, during my formative years, when an Italian soccer coach explained to us the difference between America and Europe, he said:
“In Europe, if you walk into your home and see your wife cheating on you with another man, you shake his hand and smack your wife for being a cheating whore. In America, you beat up the guy and beg your wife to stop cheating and take you back.”
I see this Canada dude isn’t European (or too smart, as given the incredible whorishness of wifey, kids probably aren’t his).
this is the wife, according to ATL commenters- http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:CUZekeSGlJEJ:www.niteflirt.com/categories/cfexpandedlistingpopup.asp%3Fsid%3D8305210%26pmode%3D0+obeyme999&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ca
20 How can you say he isn’t “European”? He figuratively smacked his wife by sending the emails to her entire office.
@22- he didn’t send the email to her office, he sent it to the wife-banger’s office, White and Case. Besides doing porn, the wife doesn’t work.
@22
He is working with her mother and brother to get her help.
If he was European (in context of my previous post) and/or the Man (capital “M”) his first reaction would have been to a divorce attorney.
I applaud the husband. Really nice work on his part, true team player.
Is there a photo of the whore? White & Case doesnt exactly scream Jenna Jamison.
@25- photo of the whore @21
Important question is, “Does she bleach her anus?”
WC has fairly small office in MIA and even smaller group of associates. Deduce from there that cuckold says said associate should be partner by now with his years of experience and it narrows it down as to who it could be in that office. So someone bust out those keen minds and figure out who the noted hooker fucker is…
- The Revenge of the Wideclops!
What, no brownbacking?
Stuff like this happens at AQR all the time.
@18 – If this happened to Greg, then I feel sorry for him and maybe I will be a little nicer.
@21 so Lexus is the whore? She isnt ugly but you really need to be a loser to be phoning it in to have this bitch eat a banana on the computer.
This guy should be thanking her for being so stupid. I would pay money to be in the room with HR on this one….
“So Lexus, ummm yeah….you are so fired. But funny thing, we are interested in having you do our corporate weekend retreat.” I guess you are available?
Good thing this donkey-d#ck’s opening up that vaunted calgary market
-miamiwhite
@21 Wowza!
@32- the wife wouldn’t be called in and fired by HR, the guy who was fucking her will be. the husband sent an email to that guy’s firm, White and Case. The wife is not employed (besides the web cam gig). christ, get it right.
nice face, but has a gut.
Anyone familiar w/ the word hoax? BL probs contributed to sexy-loser making high 5 figures today
@36 – she had 4 children for god’s sake. You think they sprouted fully grown from her head?!
Yes she bleaches her anus. Yes she does A2M. Yes those are NOT his kids.
She’s a Miami 7, but judging from the WC candidates that’s not surprising.
And analyst is right – Canuck is a douche bag for not going off the wife and going after the other guys. Pussy.
@37- even if it is a hoax (and i dont think it is), the sentiment still stands that DB readers should step up and take on for the team.
ATL going UTW without more traffic.
if she has been doing porn since 1999, how could he not know? Maybe he thought she “changed”?
WHICH GOD DAMN HEDGE FUND ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
what is ATL?
@39. I wonder if he threatened to throw hot coffee on them…
So this is about Greg?
ATL = Ass To Lips
According to his mom, its Greg’s favorite.
follow up with her:
http://abovethelaw.com/2009/06/white_case_attorney_sex_sexylexus.php
quadruple episiotomy scar visible in small doggy-style pic.
Great stuff!
I’m surprised SexyLexus didn’t get her head blown off or face caved-in by vengeful husband.
@tax chick – no excuses, the woman doesn’t have a job and she’s doing porn on the side. she should be in the gym 24/7 (that is, when she’s not in the sack)…and those stretch marks better have been lasered away.
@48 – thanks. Should have started the chain of comments with that. Very helpful.
@49 – you must have a really hi-res monitor. To me, it looked like the nose of the pup was poking out.
“Hey, I have affairs all the time and some of them are even inter-office, perhaps involving the president of a southern Connecticut hedge fund banging the head of HR who made off with a hefty ransom after she was ‘asked’ to leave”
do we get the answer to this blind item?
“ATL” is “ass to lips”? Now I know why my secretary makes such angry faces at me when I abbreviate my itinerary to our Atlanta office in emails!!
~The Forehead Slapper
I feel for this guy, same thing happened to me with my ex gf (I found out in March and broke up w/ her immediately)…. here’s the short end of the story
She went away for a couple months and I found out one night from a couple of her friends after they had been drinking who she thinks are her friends but really aren’t that while she was in Germany she developed a pseudo relationship and was banging some guy the entire time she was there. Back in the States upon returning she started sleeping with three other guys. I confronted her and she denied it, however, after going through her phone I found it was true. In fact she had gone off one weekend to sleep with another guy. One of the guys she was banging is a well-known basketball player. That’s all I am going to say.
At least I didn’t marry the chick.
@56- three other guys. ouch.
@56
Serious question. How the hell do you find yourself in a relationship where you’re so ignorant of their character/behavior? Perhaps I’m biased by being almost 100% relationship-incapable, but seriously I don’t get how thats possible. Are you just a really trusting/non-prying person or what?
@58…. she is the most clean cut, All American, put together chick on the outside. You would never know. Great family, she’s not poor, and none of the other guys knew either.
56′s tale is sordid and sad, but I think what we have here is more like chat room sex, sometimes with but often without camera, which I heard on NPR is rampant. A real addiction for some. Most people that do it consider it harmless – there is after all no physical contact. If caught however, their mates tend to see it as a major betrayal, same as the real thing. Your thoughts?
@18
Why do you think Jeff Macke was fired? Greg sent a mass e-mail to CNBC.
Maybe a little double standard here? Suppose a guy went to the London office for three mos, left gf in NY, was less than chaste and then got found out. I doubt you’d be branding a scarlet A onto his chest. More like applauding his good fortune, esp if it was with a Russian model.
@60, I think the real thing is definitely worse than chat room sex, however, both warrant ending a relationship.
@62- just because they’d be applauding him doesn’t make it right.
It should be a requirement in this thread that you post your gender (M)
@64
Agreed.
Point is, if you’re gonna be a whore, don’t pretend to be in a committed relationship. That’s just f’d up.
@56 cheer up you were able to carry that ho all by yourself for a while you stud.
@65- pretty sure the default is M and F’s generally let us know when they’ve joined the convo (‘girl,’ ‘tax chick,’ ‘chick reader’).
Since we all know the “blind item” is about SAC, can we pls determine who the fuck Bess is banging for all info? The same person all this came from? http://dealbreaker.com/2009/05/if-anyone-has-been-dying.php
@70
Bess and I are hammering nails. I have nothing to do with SAC, though. If you have a problem with that I’ll rip out your windpipe.
– Snake Plissken
Who gives a fuck, really.
This guy (Canuck) is friggen bitch!
That was a complete infantile, Mommy Iwant my pacifier, move if ever there was one.
As an old man once said, “you can’t turn a trick into a treat”.
Ca-shmuck should have silently gave the big One above some serious thanks that he was able to suss this trollop out in such a discrete manner, then he should have taped himself packing her shit up in a hefty bag, taking a good long piss in said hefty bag and then pulling the ties, and that bit of work pan the camera over to the two drunk “friends” of hers laying naked on teh bed face down, ass up and let the next 15 minute Viagra induced double A2M session stream live to her Iphone scored with “Call Her a Bitch” by the indafatigable Too Short.
deeznutz
@72 ftw
Who gives a fuck, really.
What is this guy (Canuck,)a friggen woman?!
That was a complete infantile, Mommy I want my pacifier, move if ever there was one.
As an old man once said, “you can’t turn a trick into a treat”.
Ca-shmuck should have silently gave the big One above some serious thanks that he was able to suss this trollop out in such a discrete manner, then he should have taped himself packing her shit up in a hefty bag, taking a good long piss in said hefty bag and then pulling the ties, and after that bit of work pan the camera over to the two drunk “friends” of hers laying naked on the bed face down, ass up and let the next 15 minute Viagra induced double A2M session stream live to her Iphone scored with “Call Her a Bitch” by the indafatigable Too Short.
deeznutz
@70 “Since we all know the “blind item” is about SAC, can we pls determine who the fuck Bess is banging for all info?”
it’s one of two people…
Bess,
the “preview” button is actually posting the comment! wtf!
@76- which one did you mean not to leave?
@77 the first one
@75- re Levin’s SAC fucking…talk is that she’s been seeing the same one consistently for the last few months, fairly high up, which makes sense with the recent leaks.
BL, you going to weigh in on any of this?
Believe it or don’t, but TGFD finds this thread distasteful.
Anal Bleaching, then Barebacking. What next?
The Guy from Delaware
the posters on ATL are fucking lame. DB is off its peak but 100% better than ATL
@75, 79 & similar: no doubt BL is good value, but I don’t buy that angle.
It seems much more likely that someone has been authorized to communicate with her.
This Cuckolded guy is a sad little bitchass.
@Infiniteguest– you’re out of your skull if you think anyone SAC has officially authorized anyone to leak info to Levin, when in fact at least two people have been fired from here for speaking to her.
Love that she bitches out the husband for ruining the wife-banger’s rep at work.
I think it’s hilarious that she is not taking any responsibility for her own little role in this affair:
‘it wasn’t my fault that I am on camera, showing off my goods- it was my husband’s idea!’
‘Yeah, I was fucking around with 3 men, but my husband was not physically around at the time! It’s not my fault! DAMN YOU INTERNET!’
Her explanations are comical- what is is she, a child?
And her play on semantics is also amusing: ‘no, no, no, I’m not a pornstar- I’m a cam whore- HUGE difference. But I’m not a whore whore!”
If Canada’s story is 100%, then I’m surprised this wench is not already on a flight to Costa Rica, for fear of…um…physical reprisal.
@IG- are you insane? you think SAC is giving people (or even one person) the go ahead to give BL the investor info from the other week, perf numbers, and the god damn story about the two married employees who shall remain nameless fucking and one of them having to be paid off? they went ballastic here after the infamous xmas party story. not sure what happened there but whatever gets put posted on DB is def coming from whoever Levin is dating/sleeping with (can easily be narrowed down to two names, like 79 said).
stuff like this happens at rentec all the time. it’s no big deal.
@85, 88 (70, 75, 79). I expect that anyone not authorized to speak to her to be promptly found out and fired, unless it was common knowledge at SAC, and even then, it would probably be worth the difficulty to track down BL’s friend(s) if they meet in real life.
If you can really narrow down the source to two names, then whoever isn’t BL’s source has a good incentive to speak up.
@infinite- can you explain what the rationale would be behind authorizing people to speak to BL? speaking to the press at SAC (or any other fund for that matter) is 150% verboten. as for it being easy to figure out who slipping her the info (among other things), it’s not something that’s firmwide knowledge in the least. I suspect there aren’t that many other people
“In case you lost track, [my wife] is playing 3 guys at this point… she apparently needs a baseball team all at the same time to be happy.”
awesome
I dont believe hubby didnt know about the cam thing. if he truly did not, he he deserves this.married 6 yrs and doesnt know your wife turns on the cam to wankers every night? give me a break. i think he’s just pissed at her and has a way of getting back with him working at the big law firm.
@91, There are a variety of reasons to talk to BL, but principally in order to have some influence upon what the outside world says about you. The HFs tend to be (relatively) chattier in lean times. But not working for SAC, obviously, I don’t have any special knowledge.
Can we get back to some awful BB Gone Bad stories?
did anyone click her Amazon wish list?
lingerie and bikinis, a kindle, Michele watch (cheap ass) and Kabbalah jewelry???
is she an MOT or just into Madonna?
Did anyone look at her Amazon wish list?
lingerie and bikinis, a kindle, Michele watch (cheap ass) and Kabbalah jewelry???
Is she a MOT or just into Madonna?
is this not suspiciously similar to that story last year (or early this year) about an australian guy who wife was (literally) a whore and ran off with some PE guy in nyc? i cant remember the uys name, he may not even have been in PE, but the australian guy called him out in internet posts so many times he had to resign…
Who said this?
“Marriage is an extremely important institution in this country and protecting it is, in my mind, worth the extraordinary step of amending our constitution.”
HInt
Breaking news:
Manu Raju, Alexander Burns – Tue Jun 16, 6:47 pm ET
Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) acknowledged Tuesday that he had “violated the vows” of marriage by having an affair with a campaign staffer.
The admission — made in a televised appearance in Las Vegas — shocked Ensign’s Senate colleagues and delivered a serious blow to any hopes he might have had of seeking the GOP presidential nomination in 2012.
Political insiders in the Senate and in Nevada told POLITICO that Ensign began the affair with the staffer several months after he separated from his wife, Darlene. When Ensign reconciled with his wife, the sources said, he gave the aide a severance package, and the two parted ways.
Some time later, a Nevada source said, Ensign met with the husband of the woman involved and had what this source described as a positive encounter. Sources said that the man subsequently asked Ensign for a substantial sum of money — at which point Ensign decided to make the affair public.
Ensign did not provide specifics about the affair Tuesday, nor did he identify the woman involved, except to say that she and her husband “were close friends, and both of them worked for me.”
———————
There is nothing wrong with an occasional woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8VyJGm2xrU
if its really her in the @21 link pics I would do her too.
ps how many people in a baseball team? is it more or less than a hockey team?
@100 enough for DVDA
http://www.lvrj.com/news/48193607.html?numComments=198
Names of the Ensign couple who played the badger game on the senator.
Hi there I’m Lexus let me get something clear:
Canada lost his job told me to start doing the soft porn on cam he helped I would do it when the kids would go to sleep, he even called me the bread winner.
I have no idea what bareback is I never said that Canada boy changed all the texts to his liking.
Canada is trying to build a case so he can take the kids away and try to show that I am an unfit more for helping him while he was out of a job. (shoot me)
He had numerous affairs on me we are in the middle of a divorce he is upset bc he saw that i was falling for miami white
All the kids are mine I have no belly I weigh 100lbs no stretch mark prick.
Canada is pissed because he has bigger tits than me ;)
oh yea I have never been with another man the 7 years I was married….big mistake! he sucks in bed….who would have known that miami white a lawyer would kick a CEO’s ass his name is GLENN BALLMAN
Glenn Ballman (Canada) cheated on me with his receptionist that was illegal here I was with our 4th child pregnant and I said I want our family to work so I said do what you have to do I know that relationship won’t last she was 21 playing several men…and looky looky 2 weeks after I gave birth he came crawling it was too late then the damage was done – we were and continue to be seperated but how smart of him to step out on me while i was pregnant didn’t look that hot then but…..now is a different story. I wonder if he forgot when he put me up to doing the soft porn who was paying the mortgage, kids private school etc….karma…
Warning if you google his name everything will come out positive he fights everything negative said about him lawsuites, restraining orders…etc.
heads up!
whoa the ho has made her way to DB!
Ballman? thats a good one.
try another name honey
Yes it’s Glenn Ballman he is not even in the States can’t work here he is under an L1 visa he was ex CEO of Onvia.com he got fired by his board what a joker…ask me anything personal.
Maybe 108 it is Glenn you’ve been manipulating this story very nicely but I can’t wait to see you in court oh I have a meeting with the IRS tomorrow. You owe them 1.5 mil ;) they want some answers and I will not lie baby :) I have you by the balls.
Glenn Ballman?? I know that asshole from Vancouver. He got away with a lot sleezy tricks up here. This guy had no morals! He did good with Onvia and screwed it up so I’m not surprised that he forced his wife to do soft porn to pay the bills.
Yes he is a conartist the guy doesn’t even care about his kids…makes a difference when you know who the asshole especially personally.Thank you for the comment 110 :)
The comments on Above the Law aren’t even in the same league as Dealbreakers’. Lawyers seem like pussyshits to me.
The comments on Above the Law aren’t even in the same league as Dealbreakers’. Lawyers seem like pussyshits to me.
its nice to see that karma is coming into play and glenn ballman is getting what he deserves.
bad things happen to thoes who deserve it
ha ha ha you cant blame the wife for cheating, have you ever seen ballman?
its clear to see women only find his money attractive,he is a site for sore eyes.
ha ha ha you cant blame the wife for cheating, have you ever seen ballman?
its clear to see women only find his money attractive,he is a site for sore eyes.
the husband is no saint. dont have any pitty for this man, he is doing the same thing, sleeping around and not caring about his family.
he is a genuine dirt bag and deserves what he gets
Well Done! I Like it!