A Credit Suisse broker charged with fraud related to auction rate securities in 2008 has picked up where Marcus Schrenker, who plead guilty today, left off and we are so grateful. Julian Tzolov has been classified under fuge-status, with prosecutors saying he’s been missing from his home, where he was placed under house arrest, since May 9. Hopefully we’re not jumping the gun for a second time in less than a year when it comes to JZ, as it was just last July that the Journal was all “Julian Tzolov has maybe fled to Bulgaria.” Everyone pray he’ll do it up right, incorporating airplanes, death fakes, inter-species sex and more.
US declares ex-CS trader due for trial a fugitive [Reuters]
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This would never happen in Credit Suisse’s Houston office.
Texas is just better.
I wish there were some sort of guide book or manual for white collar fugitives.
The Sam Israel story still cracks me up to this day, as Bess mocked the commenter as sayin, “It’s a fucking egret, you stupid bitch! An Egret!”
2,
C’mon, dood.
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/01/how-to-properly-escape-capture.php
@3- “egret [bitch]…it’s an egret…[get it fucking right, you stupid whore]”
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/06/_wanted_by_the_us.php
Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for almost a month. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of anywhere. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Julian Tzolov. Go get him.
I don’t know about Bulgaria….wouldn’t you just leave em there.
“fuge-status”
I love Bess-speak.
So essentially the prosecutor grounded him? Then he crawled out the window?
Where is Raoul Weil?
Now that I escape, sleepwalker awake
Those who could relate know the world ain’t cake
Jail bars ain’t golden gates
Those who fake, they break,
When they meet their 400 pound mate
@3- i love that, via the mind of BL, there is story out in the world that Sam Israel fucked birds.
I’ll be gone til November, I’ll be gone til November.
hahhhaha he has been missing since May 9 and they announce it now????
Every single east European I have ever had the distinct pleasure to meet has been shady as hell and prone to pathological lying.
No suprise here.
New scene – George in Betsy’s office at the prison.
BETSY: George, Celia has listed you as a character reference. Whatever you can tell us would certainly be helpful in her getting paroled.
GEORGE: Well, anything I can do to help, um…she’s a wonderful girl. Very smart. Very…crafty.
BETSY: Does she have any plans after she’s released?
GEORGE: Plans. Schemes. She keeps talking about getting back together with her old friends – “the gang,” as she likes to call them, you know. Yeah, they’re hatching something, you can count on that.
>>>
GEORGE: Celia? What are you doing here?
CELIA: Well, I didn’t get my parole, so I busted out.
I guess no ankle bracelet for this dude, eh? Smooth Move Prosecutors!
If he’s in Canada, Mantracker will get him
Do you think he will be afugitive long enough to be able to wear green and escape from the 5-0 duirng a Saint Paddy’s day parade?
I’m confused. I thought electronic monitoring meant something… apparently not!
A document filed in U.S. District Court in Brooklyn said Tzolov, who was under house arrest and electronic monitoring, left his home on May 9 without permission of authorities.
As for the value of Electronic Monitoring bracelets:
Agent: I’m sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.
Jerry: I don’t understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?
Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That’s why you have the
reservation.
Agent: I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don’t think you do. If you did, I’d have a car.
See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to *hold* the reservation and
that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody
can just take them.
Any relation to Aleksey Vayner?
If I flee justice, and federal ass pounding, it would not be to Bulgaria that’s for damn skippy.
IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING!!!
Can we just get the fake suicide attemot over with please.
i gotta say, the seinfeld guy has a pretty impressive knowledge of quotes to be making all these somewhat relevant posts
-not seinfeld guy (but a GM hater)
you guys should read your own comments. this was posted the day it happened. check here.
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/07/ex—cs-broker-missing.php#comments
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Bloomberg reports today that it’s tough being a white collar fugitive:
White-Collar Fugitives Foiled by Bad Plans, Weakness
http://is.gd/QKUD
June 5 (Bloomberg) — White-collar fugitives such as Sam Israel and Marcus Schrenker often fail to escape the law because of what prosecutors and bounty hunters say is a lack of preparation for the rigors of life on the lam.
Israel, 49, convicted of running a $400 million Ponzi scheme at hedge-fund firm Bayou Group LLC, and Schrenker, 38, accused of fraud as president of Heritage Wealth Management Inc., were captured within a month of fleeing. White-collar fugitives often run out of money or lack the mental sturdiness to elude police, said Duane Chapman, star of the television program “Dog the Bounty Hunter.”
“There are different qualities in white-collar guys than street thugs,” Chapman said. “A criminal’s life has nothing but ups and downs, whereas a white-collar criminal has never seen the dark side, so when he enters that realm, he is lost.”