Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:05PM

How to take better naps?

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:06PM

Disappointing Bess. I thought this was going to be an article on greasing one's hair.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:07PM

did greg come back from lunch?

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:07PM

Fuck the Mexicans, who do you think came up with this out of the box idea?

-SC

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:08PM

The Mexicans can suck my and Damien's collective Dick. We were the first one's to do this.

- you know who

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:10PM

A coked up shark would be an awesome pet.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:11PM

Needs to be a coked up shark with lasers.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:11PM

@7 don't I know it.

-6

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:14PM

@10 I don't even know what that means but FTW

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:18PM

Why is there a Mexican shark pounding my secretary in the chimichanga?

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:23PM

analyst, are you serious re not knowing what the picture is?

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:25PM

Hello. What is "learn?

- a mexican

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:26PM

anal, come on buddy you're killing me!

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:28PM

Is this post about Texas?

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:29PM

@7 A coked up shark would be an awesome drinking buddy

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:29PM

Good god, anal_yst, it's the Hirst/Stevie shark.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:29PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Physical_Impossibility_of_Death_in_the_Mind_of_Someone_Living

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:31PM

I used to do lines off that shark's tits back in the day (and vice versa).

-ping

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:31PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGqaSqe0GkQ

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:31PM

@13

A Damien Hirst Steve Cohen bought for $12 million.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:33PM

DEA: Sir, can you explain why we found 12,000 gallons of ephedrine in your home?

Mexican Drug Lord: Hey man, what can I say? It's cold medicine. I mean we get congested around here, you know?

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:37PM

Mexicans speak shark good.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:39PM

That shark is not alive.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:39PM

Its actually very interesting when you see it up close and think about the title. Its on loan to the Met, which is open late on Fridays. Followed by a drink on the roof, a nice cheep date. You'll come across as both sensitive (the roof on a balmy summer night) and not (the shark). After that its up to you.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:39PM

Coked-up, drunk, with frikin lasers, and about to eat Greg.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:40PM

we can learn how to escape border patrols

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:40PM

Never ask a one armed fisherman how big his catch was.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:41PM

@26- really??? that shark's not alive?? stevie didn't have a LIVE SHARK in the building?

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:41PM

A Texan is just a Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:41PM

I wonder if Mexican sharks are lazy

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:41PM

@26 nor are the other ones. "carcasses of frozen sharks."

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:44PM

@27 what's next is you find a girl shark to fuck?

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:44PM

That shark is not alive, I can tell.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:48PM

So I should report a suspicious looking Mexican shark to the police every time I see one?

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:50PM

@37 - Formaldehyde

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:51PM

Is the shark alive?

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:54PM

I jumped a shark once on my bike. It was freakin sweet.

Lafonda

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 2:58PM

That shark would not live very long in that tank. It would need more room to swim.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 3:00PM

Ozzie Guillen's shark mows my lawn.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 3:02PM

Its a dead shark in a tank of formaldehyde, created by an artist named Damien Hurst and purchased for millions of dollars by a hedgie named Steven Cohen. That's a picture of it on display at the Metropolitan Museum in NY. That not being a zoo, the shark is most definately dead. Now you know.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 3:02PM

http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/walker/exhibitions/littleartists/graphics/large/hirst_shark_tank.jpg

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 3:04PM

So now the shark is dead? Yeah, real cool, killing a shark. I bet you were the man in high school.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 3:07PM

dead Mexican sharks filled coke in a vat of formaldehyde is the new killing it.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 3:13PM

Mexicans are Puerto Ricans with work ethic.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 3:14PM

As the only Mexican (D.F., cabrones!) on DealBreaker, I bring with me first-hand account of smuggling all things that can be smuggled.

Everything.

I once smuggled Ken Lewis to and from Mexico by putting a big sombrero on his head and hooking up an IV of Boone's to his person.

-TGFHouston

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 3:15PM

That is a shark and it is not alive.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 3:17PM

@50 by "person" do you mean penis? because i hooked the IV to his asshole and I dont have to say what a crazy weekend that was.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 3:24PM

I once jumped a shark.

-The Fonz

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 3:27PM

Mexicans in Shark's clothing. Great.

Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 4:25PM

If only a shark would eat Greg, then he would move out of the house.

- Not Greg's Mom