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   Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:05 PM

   Badass.

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   Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:05 PM

   How to take better naps?

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   Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:06 PM

   Disappointing Bess. I thought this was going to be an article on greasing one’s hair.

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   Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:07 PM

   did greg come back from lunch?

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   Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:07 PM

   Fuck the Mexicans, who do you think came up with this out of the box idea?
   -SC

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   Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:08 PM

   The Mexicans can suck my and Damien’s collective Dick. We were the first one’s to do this.
   - you know who

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   Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:10 PM

   A coked up shark would be an awesome pet.

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   Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:11 PM

   Needs to be a coked up shark with lasers.

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   Posted by NegativeConvexity | June 17, 2009 at 2:13 PM

   Too busy simultaneously fucking my secretary shark in the ass, mouth, nostrils, gills, eyes, and snout; didn’t read.
   -Fast growing cock vine from south CT

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    @10 I don’t even know what that means but FTW

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Why is there a Mexican shark pounding my secretary in the chimichanga?

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    Posted by Anal_yst | June 17, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    wtf is that a picture of?
    Also, 12,000 gallons of Ephedrine, that’s remarkable.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    analyst, are you serious re not knowing what the picture is?

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    Hello. What is “learn?
    - a mexican

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    anal, come on buddy you’re killing me!

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    Is this post about Texas?

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    @7 A coked up shark would be an awesome drinking buddy

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Physical_Impossibility_of_Death_in_the_Mind_of_Someone_Living

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    I used to do lines off that shark’s tits back in the day (and vice versa).
    -ping

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGqaSqe0GkQ

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    @13
    A Damien Hirst Steve Cohen bought for $12 million.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    DEA: Sir, can you explain why we found 12,000 gallons of ephedrine in your home?
    Mexican Drug Lord: Hey man, what can I say? It’s cold medicine. I mean we get congested around here, you know?

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    Mexicans speak shark good.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    That shark is not alive.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Its actually very interesting when you see it up close and think about the title. Its on loan to the Met, which is open late on Fridays. Followed by a drink on the roof, a nice cheep date. You’ll come across as both sensitive (the roof on a balmy summer night) and not (the shark). After that its up to you.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Coked-up, drunk, with frikin lasers, and about to eat Greg.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    we can learn how to escape border patrols

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    Never ask a one armed fisherman how big his catch was.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    @26- really??? that shark’s not alive?? stevie didn’t have a LIVE SHARK in the building?

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    A Texan is just a Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    I wonder if Mexican sharks are lazy

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    @27 what’s next is you find a girl shark to fuck?

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    That shark is not alive, I can tell.

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    Posted by Anal_yst | June 17, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    I know of the hirst shark, never realized it was in blue water though

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    So I should report a suspicious looking Mexican shark to the police every time I see one?

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    @37 – Formaldehyde

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    Is the shark alive?

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    I jumped a shark once on my bike. It was freakin sweet.
    Lafonda

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    Posted by Lowly Assistant | June 17, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    There’s always money in the shark stand.
    -SAC

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    That shark would not live very long in that tank. It would need more room to swim.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    Ozzie Guillen’s shark mows my lawn.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    Its a dead shark in a tank of formaldehyde, created by an artist named Damien Hurst and purchased for millions of dollars by a hedgie named Steven Cohen. That’s a picture of it on display at the Metropolitan Museum in NY. That not being a zoo, the shark is most definately dead. Now you know.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/walker/exhibitions/littleartists/graphics/large/hirst_shark_tank.jpg

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    So now the shark is dead? Yeah, real cool, killing a shark. I bet you were the man in high school.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    dead Mexican sharks filled coke in a vat of formaldehyde is the new killing it.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Mexicans are Puerto Ricans with work ethic.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    As the only Mexican (D.F., cabrones!) on DealBreaker, I bring with me first-hand account of smuggling all things that can be smuggled.
    Everything.
    I once smuggled Ken Lewis to and from Mexico by putting a big sombrero on his head and hooking up an IV of Boone’s to his person.
    -TGFHouston

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    That is a shark and it is not alive.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    @50 by “person” do you mean penis? because i hooked the IV to his asshole and I dont have to say what a crazy weekend that was.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    I once jumped a shark.
    -The Fonz

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    Mexicans in Shark’s clothing. Great.

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    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    If only a shark would eat Greg, then he would move out of the house.
    - Not Greg’s Mom

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    Posted by trojan | June 17, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Manmade terror
    Hungry jaws of death
    Y’all don’t cross my depths
    I’ll pause your breaths
    I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues
    Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves
    My world’s deep blue
    Killers gotta eat too

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    Posted by Novice | June 17, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    @TGFHouston/Chilango
    GTFO. You’re diluting my cachet.

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    Posted by Bristol Airport Hotels | April 18, 2012 at 8:20 PM

    D2gPKz I think this is a real great blog article.Much thanks again. Cool.