Guys, for some reason I’m having dinner tonight at an undisclosed location with, among others, Charlie Gasparino. The only question I have for him is “when will you make good on your promise to drop the pretense and appear on CNBC wearing a Champion sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off,” but is there anything you’d like me to ask Chaz on your behalves? I’ll report back his answers in full tomorrow, provided I’m not found in the trunk of a car before then. Obviously no holds barred.
Update: I don’t know if this will change whatever question you wanted me to ask, but I’m supposed to add that CG’s friend Eddie “who owns a gay club” will likely be joining us tonight.
Earlier: A Message (And A Challenge) From Charlie Gasparino
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
Not so much a question for him, more your impressions, post the dinner – is it all an act, or is he like that for real?
I just want to know what he eats.
Bess, you are going to die tonight.
Bess: please promise that you won’t succumb to his charms and that you’ll instead save your heart for me.
parmigiano reggiano or pecorino romano?
I want to know what kind of a tipper he is
How often does he massacre the pec deck?
How did he get so jacked and tan?
Ask him when he stopped beating his wife
Bess, tell us what it was like to swim with the fishes.
What are first year mafia numbers?
What does he do to make his hands so soft?
- Finally, Gasparino suggested you guys give his work-out routine a shot, though, he told us “Judging by the comments on Dealbreaker, these are men who are really women, and no woman could complete my regime.”
When Gasbag gives birth to three children and can still fit into my size 6 jeans, I’ll give his pathetic workout a try.
Who are these “sources” that he continually cites? Obv, I am not looking for specific names, but would like to know what type of high-level employees (i assume high-level) risk their careers and reputations to get Chazzy boy a story. Especially when the contact often leads to rather unflattering stories for the financial institution/industry.
I’d rather ask Gas-bag to deliver a 5 minute monologue about Bess’ cans and dumper.
@Donald K– why don’t you use your old DB username?
1 That’s no act. If you’re asking, its cause you never came across a smart but basically working class kid. Wharton has a contingent, as does Rutgers and the good Catholic schools. As one with a similar background I can tell you it helps in the sense that you’re driven and grounded which can bring great success. It can also hurt when you’re forced to take s–t that the Princeton lacrosse boys avoid, only cause they’re cool at all times and don’t talk like they’re from the bad parts of Queens, LI or NJ.
Argentine peso….Long or short?
- Mark from South Carolina.
Is Jeff Macke writing the forward to his book?
I will give you a dollar if you “accidently” spill something on him this evening and I am not talking about juices.
What’s he think of Faber’s book?
Gababagool 5 times fast. please.
If you think his workout consists of anything more than pull ups on the 6 train you’d be dead wrong.
It’s getting dreadful. Gas’ hair is greying by the day.
When is Gas going to dye his hair? BTW, I don’t mean the hair on his head.
@18 Gaspo?
-@18
Thank you.
-@1
How was rehab?
Is he wearing “Axe Chocolate”?
Is his right wrist bigger and more muscular than his left wrist?
Ask him if he can get you a better deal than EB, but get right in his face, like, “Answer the question, Charlie, I said shut the fuck up, no, ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
Good luck.
@29 incredible visual of Gas-bag in front of the ol’ vanity mirror in the morning.
Ask him if the rumors of him besting Dyl Rat with a phallus phalanx in the Equinox steam room are true.
Prosciutto di Parma or Sopressata?
Watch out for the “Danza Slap”, bessalina
First: get the dirt on all the other talking heads.
Second: have him cough up his sources.
Third: get personal.
Bess,
Charlie told me to deliver this message to you:
“I’m gonna grind on every piece of p*ssy that walks through that door…”
Good luck tonight.
Gun, or cannoli?
Tell him you have to go the bathroom and ask if that’s alright. Then go for the revolver that Greg hid there for you.
Be prepared for Chas to frisk your crotch before he lets you go though.
(for the lazy/forgetful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymoGJsaSS6c&feature=related)
Tell him if he wants to “bait” you anymore he’ll have to spend 3 weeks as a greenhorn baiting pots on the “Northwestern” first. That’s after we get through with Six Sigma boy.
~Sig
Uh….I was wondering….are there any jobs open on the “Northwestern” now by chance. Do you fish in Argentinian waters?
~Gov. Sanford
Fucked Up, SC
Bess: Get there early and hide the ShamWow in the lady’s room. After a bit, excuse yourself to powder your nose. Then come out with it and mop the floor with him. Drop the ShamWow and walk out the door. Don’t run.
~Don Vito
Rumor is Babbo…pass it on.
Sasha or Yan? He’ll know what’s up.
Charlie is more Carlo than Sollozzo.
top or bottom?
Actually, my sources are telling me Locanda Verde.
-39/42
Aint going to work. I am also at the dinner tonight, and Chaz’s folk have already reached out about leaving my laser at home.
-Mexican Coke Shark.
Do he and D Rat grill burgers and drink cold uns on the weekend together?
i saw charlie once at Stew Leonards in Norwalk…he’s a midget italian greaseball scumbag but he’s got GREAT calves
I got $10 on Times Square Olive Garden, ya’ know, for old times’ sake
bess, you’re gonna break my heart if you sleep with that guy…just say no!
ask him if they need a good looking black guy who knows more about the markets than haines (and less bluster) to work with erin on the “squawk on the street” segment.
As him if he’s a Danielle or a Dina…ohh or Teresa.
47 Why is that? Cause its so convenient – NOT. Or intimate. Ditto. I can believe Babbo though, since its doubtful any of us will be able to get past the hostess.
@Anal_yst: Why Times Square? Is that where Bess and C’s great romance began?
my sources tell me a meatlocker in jersey.
Muscle Milk or raw eggs?
54 On the chance its Campagnolo, I’m going to peek in on my way home from the gym tonight. Imagine actually seeing the elusive Ms. Levin? That ranks with finding out the identity of client 11 (or whatever number it was).
it’s clearly Elaine’s, which Charlie mentions all the time.
San Pietro, the site of all Charlie’s big dinners.
Ask him if he’s Mark Sanford’s Argentinian friend.
what are the odds charlie shows up (okay, calls in) tomorrow with a raspy voice talking about his latest scoop? $10 if bess yells “dealbreaker” in the background…
I’m going with @60, he loves san pietro. elaines is more of his “guys night” place.
it’s san pietro. confirmed.
Ask him if his Stuy Town apartment is rent controlled and if he says yes say “just like Charles Rangel”
@63 – if you’re correct, I’ll stop by on my way home from the office which is a block away from SP. anyone know how to post pics on this board?
Don’t do this Bess. This is a setup. They want to take your picture and blackmail you.
@ 33, you’d think the ‘i mean come on’ chuck, would opt for the higher end Equinox, but NOPE…you’ll find him slumming it at the NYSC on 6th ave(Rockefeller center). Suffice it to say, the camera is wayyyy flattering on the guy.
DATE and OCCASSION he was devirgenized.
Who is exactly Erin B dating?
(Some names were mentioned)
If he really cared about her he would meet her at Ulysses.
I’m interested in this “some reason.” Is Charlie going to Bloomberg with Peg and wants to celebrate? Does it have something to do with Eddie? I’ll totally respect him if he’s coming out.
why doesn’t he has Gasbagbinos to perpetuate his legacy? Having children would give him a new… perspective on how life really works.
Bess, don’t take your eyes off your drink for ONE SECOND!
Make Greg wait outside with your getaway car and make sure he leaves the engine running the whole time.
Not sayin’…
Ask him what age qualifies people as kids and point out to him that his kid’s criterium does not apply here.
Why he didn’t break the coked up mexican sharks story?
@9 …cruel.
hey, who wants to grab a drink at san pietro? meet me at the bar in 10 min…
65 Cluzo, upload the pics to a flickr account or some other picture sharing server. Google images, photobucket, etc…
I am Greg’s complete lack of self esteem.
I’m not saying they’ve never seen a brother before, but the gestapo at san pietro’s door seemed mighty uncomfortable when I rolled up. I can’t say if our beloved bessy was in the place, as I couldn’t get past the hostess stand – but I can say security is tight, tight, tight!
Bess -
Does Charlie get ATM if he gives you an exclusive?
With all the stalkers she has here, I bet there would be a lot of interest in an auction for lunch with Bess.
Bess, how do I gemesome of those nasty num nums?
Eddie…….. Lambert?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTZ8LaWz3N4
So is it safe to assume CG is playing hide the salami with Bess right about….now?
I called my contact at Babbo and it’s not Babbo.
Ask him when he’s going to get a real job.