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This is what we're talking about! None of this asset liquidation of boats named Bull or wives named Ruth business. I want bodies-- dead bodies. Above the prized possessions of admitted Ponzier Shawn Merriam. More than 100 "wildlife trophies," including Russian black bears, African bongos, zebras, collected by Merriman during his many safaris over the years, are being sold by the government with proceeds going to his bilked investors. Ray Hatfield, the guy standing next to Mr. Moose, who has mounted Merriman's kills for some time now, is prepping them at Nature's Design Taxidermy (Hatfield actually jumped the gun on this one, having started to sell the animals before a court order was obtained, but none have left the state so everybody can just chill). In the market for a helix- antlered kudu of Africa? Get in touch!






Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 11:32AM
Did they auction his Aston Martin ?
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 11:34AM
Did they auction his Aston Martin ?
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 11:34AM
Dear Bear,
Get that thing away from me.
Best,
Zebra
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 11:34AM
@1, @2
Yes. Twice.
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 11:42AM
baller
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 11:43AM
@3, my thoughts exactly! Well done.
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 11:43AM
@3 - the moose cannot bear to see that happen
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 11:45AM
damn that bear is mounting the shit out of the zebra
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jun 04, 2009 11:47AM
My grandpa would flip if I brought home a pair of African bongos. He's still pissed about the Civil War.
Posted by sugardaddy , Jun 04, 2009 11:49AM
"His safaris seemed excessive," said Davis McCann, a former friend of Merriman's who says he was conned out of $2 million. "He probably had enough heads to fill a semi-truck
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 11:50AM
@9, there's one beneath the Zebra!
Posted by girl , Jun 04, 2009 11:56AM
Looks like he was trying to re-populate Noah's ark; I don't think anyone told him they had to be kept alive...
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 11:56AM
ZEBRABEARCLOPS vs. JACKALOBE
Tonight at the Nassau Coliseum
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Jun 04, 2009 12:03PM
I wanted to see Africa, the unspoiled jewel of the wildlife world. I wanted to see rare and exotic animals from this hallowed, ancient land and kill them.
I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 12:12PM
"Oh Africa, Brave Africa"
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 12:17PM
@14 - Then please explain the peace symbol
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jun 04, 2009 12:17PM
Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Becky Boot Fan. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 12:19PM
@17
You are faster on the draw
@16
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 12:30PM
Anyone not surprised that the taxidermist is named Hatfield?
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 12:41PM
@15, heard it was a laugh riot
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 1:41PM
How much for the stuffed Star Trek groupie next to the moose?
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 2:31PM
I'm betting a mounted and stuffed Merriman would take best in show.
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 2:35PM
Can we get Greg stuffed and placed under the bear?