Technologically speaking? A truly devastating (actual) study has been released with results so distressing I question their legitimacy. Apparently Vikram Pandit, John Strumpf and Ken Lewis all have maybe possibly real Facebook profiles and, among them, less than 25 friends. I don't know how this could be! Especially in the case of Lewis, who is literally deluged with friend requests on a daily basis from guys and girls he met at the bar the night before.
There are about 19 CEOs on Facebook but most don't have very many friends. Kenneth Lewis at Bank of America has 13 friends, John Strumpf at Wells Fargo has 12 friends and Vikram Pandit at Citigroup has only 8 friends. A handful only have one friend each and Rex Tillerson, CEO of Exxon Mobil, doesn't have any Facebook friends.The research was conducted between May 29 and June 16 and UBERCEO tried to weed out fake Twitter, LinkedIn and Facebook accounts in its analysis but notes that some might have been unintentionally counted.
It would be really nice and not cost much time or effort if everyone reading this would give these guys a little e-squeeze circa now. They're making like no money, so this really would mean something to them. Plus, I'm told Pandito recently added some slutty looking pics from last weekend, so there might be something in it for you too.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:11PM
just checked out pandit's profile. wow. i would tap that in a second.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:12PM
the politicians prefer adultfriendfinder
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:15PM
@2 ftw.
emperor's club ftl.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:22PM
Have any of you sampled the hot dogs in the Citi cafeteria at 388? They are truly the dogs bollocks.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:26PM
At least "Sheila Bair" is for sale.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/SheilaBair?hiq=sheila%2Cbair
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:30PM
Where are the "Texas" comments today? And speed up your golf game. There are more nutjobs coming out of the woodwork in Austin, TX....
http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/2009/06/25/0625golfer.html
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:33PM
Ken Lewis's interests include Johnny Walker black and fat ass white girls.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:37PM
@7 so he's just like every normal red-blooded american man.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:38PM
i will reach around and touch vikram
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:42PM
Gentle ones: The stream of shining path consciousness flowing through this thread is giving me a fucking headache!
~Dogen
Zen Master
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:43PM
@1 like throwing a sausage down a hallway
Posted by Anal_yst , Jun 26, 2009 12:49PM
www.facebook.com/Boonesboy
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:53PM
@analyst- love the way you think
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 1:19PM
suck it vicki
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 6:40PM
are you for real? it's pretty obvious that this woman charlotte laudier on facebook created these profiles to make it look like she's friends with ken lewis, vikram pandit, john paulson etc. she even wrote on their walls and wrote on hers pretending to be them! it's so sad. she also claims she was born in '74 but her picture makes it obvious she's actually in her 60s. she's a party planner. now if this were created as a joke, it'd be mildly funny. unfortunately, i don't think it was.
Posted by StillNoCouch , Jun 27, 2009 3:02AM
RE: New to FaceBook ?
FR sent.
Vickie --
I'm assuming that you haven't been 'pink-slipped' by FB (or others) yet, so please accept my friend suggestions. They're the best Mafia crew you can find and way better than those level 150 or less idiots you're roaming around with.
Don Vik, my Mafia Wars name is Don Cunilingus, but you've probably heard of me simply as 'SNC'.
I have a MAFIA WARS crew of over 4,800 ... a 7:1 fight ratio, 423 Casino's and 177 Stamina.
My A/D/H/E are 390/412/320/827 and my Top Mafia's bonuses are 11/11/11/11/11/15/15 (maxed out).
Join my mafia and I can help defend you from the kind of abuse that Annita Man was dolling out on you.
( this is a Mafia Wars invite only )
P.S.
Did you need any weapons, cards, ties or any of that other bullshit you guys collect ? I have lots of all of that crap if you need it.
I hope you level-up soon.
-- Alan