• 17 Jun 2009 at 7:00 PM

Write-Offs: 06.17.09

By Bess Levin

$$$ Jamie Dimon could’ve enclosed a nice note with the TARP check he sent the government, like Lloyd Blankfein did, or written “suck it” in magazine clippings, or enclosed pictures of him doing T. Geith’s wife. Instead, he had a minion shove the money in a bag which Dealbook notes, “didn’t include any comment from the firm’s chief executive.” That’s what you call cold. Ice cold. [Dealbook]
$$$ “The recession is great.” [Forbes via AWL]
$$$ Lisa Maria Falcone: The Lost Interview [Cityfile]

Comments (20)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    man Falcone’s wife is trashy…like somebody u’d get a lapdance from at scores and then try to bring home

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:13 PM

    @1- um, seriously. wow.

  3. 3
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | June 17, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    Her lips look like thin, ziplock bags full of jello. Poor Falcone.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:16 PM

    lisa falcone: holy christ

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:17 PM

    those lips would please me

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    Falcone lets sharks pound her in the ass online for a fee.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    @6 you just incorporated DB Shark day, secretary ass pounding jokes, and the White and Case whore story from yesterday. Well done.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    one more thing, anyone with a potbellied pig is a creepy wierdo. Many years ago I used to live behind one of the Walgreens heirs and they had a whole fucking petting zoo at their house including several pigs. The bitch used to wear looneytoons t-shirts and walk the pig up and down the private roads in Lake Forest. Creepiest lady ever!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    @1, What you dont agree? Don’t get me wrong her message about helping needy kids is great. I’m just saying she looks like ghetto blasting street walker.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    ^ @2 I mean sorry the day was long and its only getting longer

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    Wow. That interview was cringeworthy.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    @9/10- I was completely agreeing with @1. “um, seriously, wow” was me registering shock over the mrs.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 7:42 PM

    I wouldn’t fuck her with Greg’s pencil dick

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    Typical lips of a super Rich Wife, at least her face isn’t pulled back yet!

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    Falcone lika da silicone.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    I think Gawker also makes the stripper analogy
    http://gawker.com/393436/meet-the-real-housewife-whose-husband-is-buying-the-times

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | June 17, 2009 at 9:08 PM

    I have it on good authority, me, that she bleaches her anus.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | June 18, 2009 at 12:09 AM

    Yuv ya babe

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | June 18, 2009 at 3:10 AM

    wow, Eddie Bauer filed for bankruptcy.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | June 18, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    @16 NSFW man…not cool.

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