$$$ Jamie Dimon could've enclosed a nice note with the TARP check he sent the government, like Lloyd Blankfein did, or written "suck it" in magazine clippings, or enclosed pictures of him doing T. Geith's wife. Instead, he had a minion shove the money in a bag which Dealbook notes, "didn't include any comment from the firm's chief executive." That's what you call cold. Ice cold. [Dealbook]
$$$ "The recession is great." [Forbes via AWL]
$$$ Lisa Maria Falcone: The Lost Interview [Cityfile]
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:12PM
man Falcone's wife is trashy...like somebody u'd get a lapdance from at scores and then try to bring home
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:13PM
@1- um, seriously. wow.
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Jun 17, 2009 7:15PM
Her lips look like thin, ziplock bags full of jello. Poor Falcone.
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:16PM
lisa falcone: holy christ
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:17PM
those lips would please me
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:19PM
Falcone lets sharks pound her in the ass online for a fee.
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:20PM
@6 you just incorporated DB Shark day, secretary ass pounding jokes, and the White and Case whore story from yesterday. Well done.
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:20PM
one more thing, anyone with a potbellied pig is a creepy wierdo. Many years ago I used to live behind one of the Walgreens heirs and they had a whole fucking petting zoo at their house including several pigs. The bitch used to wear looneytoons t-shirts and walk the pig up and down the private roads in Lake Forest. Creepiest lady ever!
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:21PM
@1, What you dont agree? Don't get me wrong her message about helping needy kids is great. I'm just saying she looks like ghetto blasting street walker.
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:24PM
^ @2 I mean sorry the day was long and its only getting longer
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:28PM
Wow. That interview was cringeworthy.
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:29PM
@9/10- I was completely agreeing with @1. "um, seriously, wow" was me registering shock over the mrs.
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 7:42PM
I wouldn't fuck her with Greg's pencil dick
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 8:00PM
Typical lips of a super Rich Wife, at least her face isn't pulled back yet!
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 8:39PM
Falcone lika da silicone.
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 9:03PM
I think Gawker also makes the stripper analogy
http://gawker.com/393436/meet-the-real-housewife-whose-husband-is-buying-the-times
Posted by guest , Jun 17, 2009 9:08PM
I have it on good authority, me, that she bleaches her anus.
Posted by guest , Jun 18, 2009 12:09AM
Yuv ya babe
Posted by guest , Jun 18, 2009 3:10AM
wow, Eddie Bauer filed for bankruptcy.
Posted by guest , Jun 18, 2009 1:20PM
@16 NSFW man...not cool.