$$$ Judge defers ruling on Madoff restitution [Dealbook]
$$$ KKR's latest plan to go public [marketwatch]
$$$ Bankruptcy league tables [The Deal]
$$$ 3 months salary or $10,000 cash [craigslist]
$$$ "There will be people who think that Bernie can give them stock tips, but I don't see anyone being his big pal," said Levine. "I believe he'll be treated like an outcast."
Levine said that Madoff should always "maintain high visibility" as a security precaution. [CNN Money]
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Jun 24, 2009 5:37PM
All-Caps Wharton is bababack!
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 5:58PM
THE POOR SAP LOOKING FOR A JOB MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT DITCHING THE ALL-CAPS SO HIS POSTING WILL BE MORE READABLE SO PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY READ IT. PERHAPS THEY DIDN'T COVER THAT IN THE CFA / MBA PROGRAMS. NO PAYMENT NECESSARY, THIS ADVICE IS FREE.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 6:13PM
MBA + CFA = qualified to man glory hole in Port Authority bus station.
Posted by EricM , Jun 24, 2009 6:18PM
12:43AM Craigslist job postings are the new drunk dialing.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 6:53PM
Citi Group raising employee's salary?
Olalala!I NEED TO TAKE MY BOYFRIEND BACK!
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 6:55PM
OK, please guess the identity of CFO/Mensa Boy/House Cleaner/Marriage Counselor in the ad below:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/acc/1237542621.html
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 7:22PM
The bankruptcy lead table for law firms with "active cases" is ridiculous. Those "top" firms are mostly doing creditor work.
The big $$ is debtor-side. Weil is the clear winner.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 7:53PM
Hey everyone, how's it going?
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 7:55PM
@6: one guess.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnW_9uiT1xg
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jun 24, 2009 7:58PM
"AND SO TIRED OF LOOKIN FOR A ONE"
Hey, Luigi! fuggedaboutit!
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 7:58PM
How do I know if I am an up and comer?
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 8:00PM
@6: the tan man
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 8:30PM
How's Bess's date going? Did Gasbag get to first base?
we [I] want to know!
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 8:58PM
@13
Think Rusty Trombone.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 8:58PM
sup dudes
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 9:02PM
Undergrad + MBA + CFA II and no experience = wha?
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 9:23PM
@13- !?
SPODE
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 9:36PM
@SPODE
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/06/what-you-got.php
going down now ... in a manner of speaking.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 10:13PM
Bess, Stop! Look! Listen! Think about what you're doing. Nothing happened between me and Girl With Wet Hair. Guest just made her up in an attempt to make you jealous and get us talking again. So it wasn't the best catalyst but give me break. Hell! I live above a Bodega and watch Night Court and Love Boat all day, I'm desperate.
OK! OK! OK! I'm through with Asian porn; this time I mean it.
SPODE
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jun 24, 2009 10:57PM
@spode - lmao...
@bess - you missed curfew, I'm concerned. you didn't actually use the handkerchief he gave you as you sneezed at the table, did you? this is worrisome. oh dear. I fear you may be putting the lotion in the basket before the night is over. call me.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 11:32PM
Bess,
Don't touch his cannoli. It's fakakta.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 11:41PM
Bess, hope we will be hearing your commentary about Sanford and the girl from Ipanema (rush's description)
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jun 24, 2009 11:47PM
@22 - I'm not sure why it wasn't live blogged by the intern!!! I was hoping it would be another mcgreevy sitch, but was sorely disappointed.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:20AM
Bess still isn't home. I waited as long as I could until the cops came. Buffalo Gasbag has her. In a whole. In a hole lot of trouble. Keep caller her cell cluz to the o I hope she is OK.
Guest, I need you to call CG and find out where Bess is. CG aint's exactly the sharpest light in the shed so just tell him candygram. Get somea that.
917-359-5025
SPODE
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:23AM
wheres the drudge siren
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:39AM
Wow that craigslist post is hilarious...
Guy seems like a total chump...I bet he's in equity research or some other back-office job
BAMMMMMMMM
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:11AM
Next time your significant other tells you via third party they are "hiking the Appalachian Trail," do not pass go and head straight to the attorney's office.
Republicans are currently trying to fornicate us to a better economy.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 7:28AM
The guy willing to pay his employer for a job doesn't pass the smell test with the poor grammar, spelling, and all UPPERCASE LETTERS!
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 7:36AM
28 No, its just that he's probably Asian. The grammar sound ESL.