Noted legal scholar Alec Baldwin has popped in to the Huffington Post to put it out there that he thinks 150 years is bull. Bernie should be given a reduced sentence in exchange for answering every question investigators ask regarding where the money is, naming names and telling them what his recommendations are “for how this might be detected and/or prevented in the future.” Of course, Baldy’s not necessarily wrong, but we’d still like to hear what Stephen’s thoughts are on the matter before taking action one way or another.
you’re worthless alec baldwin
you’re worthless alec baldwin
Who will alec play in the movie? Andy?
talkin about some broad you’re screwing?
Actors . . . is there anything they don’t know?
What would Dennis Kneale do?
I’d like to hear Heidi and Spencer’s thoughts on the matter, too.
I have no problem with this.
-B. Madoff
that pic is glorious
Alec, stop eating so many freaking donuts. You’re starting to look like Michael Moore.
Jack Donaghy knows all!! The ultimate Six Sigmas!
Teamwork
Insight
Brutality
Male Enhancement
Handshakefullness
Play Hard
BAM
talkin about some pixie you’re gonna screw?
“Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers only. You think I’m fucking with you? I am not fucking with you.”
CNBC should round up a celebrity panel to discuss the Madoff sentencing: Webster, Fergie, Billy Baldwin, that guy from Blossom, a Jonas brother, Perez Hilton, Will.i.am, Melissa River’s less famous daughter.
They can put it in one of those octo-boxes on the screen and have everyone talk at once.
Test
HE referenced Frank Abagnail. odds that he would have known who frank abagnail was without the movie?
I watch this movie when I double fist my shtroodz.
-gasparino
I watch this movie when I double fist my shtroodz.
-gasparino
12 – Ditto. Jack rocks.
We’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a shamwow. Anybody want to see second prize?
[Holds up prize]
Second prize is an anal bleaching. Third prize is you’re fired.
This would never happen in Texas.
Alex’s brain has been corrupted by TV.
“It’s business drunk Lemmon, it’s like rich drunk… Either way it’s okay to drive.”
Just heard PVM had a rogue broker event… cost them $10 million.
@15: need Gary Busey, Flav-o-flav, Steven Adler, Jeff Conway in there as well – DodecaBOX!!
Alec Baldwin is the man.
Dennis Kneale is a vaginal crustacean of the lobster variety.
“I am god.”
A bald windbag
Jack: Look at this video of a baby panda sneezing.
Liz Lemon: Oh, it’s the *cutest* thing I’ve ever seen!
Jack: [abruptly interrupts her] I need you to fire 10% of our workforce.
You know what it takes to sell horrific CDO-squared and but the super senior tranches that AIG wont insure on your books?
Brass balls!
You know what it takes to sell horrific CDO-squared and put the super senior tranches that AIG wont insure on your books?
Brass balls!
I’ll take bleached anus for $1000, Alex.
Jack: You’re becoming quite the businessman.
Lemon: Don’t you mean businesswoman?
Jack: I don’t think that’s a word.
was he speaking on behalf of F.A.G or is he going it alone on this one.
In all honesty you have to listen to a guy who calls his daughter a bratty little bitch on her voicemail. i mean this guy knows how to treat people when he wants something…
If Bernie was asking for god on Monday he should know, Alec was in East Hampton sitting on the beach reading the script for his final season on 30 Rock.
Bernie Madoff = king of the swindlers
Alec Baldwin = Emperor of the douche bags
Baldwin instead would like to sentence his filthy little brat daughter to 150 years of time-out.
Uh, I think that was the offer Bernie refused. So this was why everyone on CNBC was giggling about waterboarding for the past week or so. They might as well have shown their class by suggesting throwing his family members one at a time into the oven until he talked. Creepy fucking dopes.
Is there some point to this post?
@17 I salute you, sir.
Donaghy: I cope with sex and awesomeness…
What’s with the tux?
It’s after 6:00, what am I, a farmer?
@42 nice