Alec Baldwin Takes Issue With Madoff Sentencing

Posted by Bess Levin, Jul 02, 2009, 10:33am

Picture 1638.pngNoted legal scholar Alec Baldwin has popped in to the Huffington Post to put it out there that he thinks 150 years is bull. Bernie should be given a reduced sentence in exchange for answering every question investigators ask regarding where the money is, naming names and telling them what his recommendations are "for how this might be detected and/or prevented in the future." Of course, Baldy's not necessarily wrong, but we'd still like to hear what Stephen's thoughts are on the matter before taking action one way or another.

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Tags: I'm here on a mission of mercy

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:34AM

you're worthless alec baldwin

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:37AM

you're worthless alec baldwin

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:38AM

Who will alec play in the movie? Andy?

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:38AM

UBS Telecom 4eva

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:39AM

talkin about some broad you're screwing?

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:40AM

Actors . . . is there anything they don't know?

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:41AM

What would Dennis Kneale do?

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:43AM

I'd like to hear Heidi and Spencer's thoughts on the matter, too.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:45AM

I have no problem with this.

-B. Madoff

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:49AM

that pic is glorious

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:49AM

Alec, stop eating so many freaking donuts. You're starting to look like Michael Moore.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:50AM

Jack Donaghy knows all!! The ultimate Six Sigmas!

Teamwork
Insight
Brutality
Male Enhancement
Handshakefullness
Play Hard

BAM

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:50AM

talkin about some pixie you're gonna screw?

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Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Jul 02, 2009 10:52AM

"Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you."

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:52AM

CNBC should round up a celebrity panel to discuss the Madoff sentencing: Webster, Fergie, Billy Baldwin, that guy from Blossom, a Jonas brother, Perez Hilton, Will.i.am, Melissa River's less famous daughter.

They can put it in one of those octo-boxes on the screen and have everyone talk at once.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:52AM

Test

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:53AM

A-B-C.

Always
Be
Clops-ing

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:53AM

HE referenced Frank Abagnail. odds that he would have known who frank abagnail was without the movie?

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:53AM

I watch this movie when I double fist my shtroodz.
-gasparino

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:53AM

I watch this movie when I double fist my shtroodz.
-gasparino

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:55AM

12 - Ditto. Jack rocks.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:55AM

We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a shamwow. Anybody want to see second prize?
[Holds up prize]
Second prize is an anal bleaching. Third prize is you're fired.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:59AM

This would never happen in Texas.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:00AM

Alex's brain has been corrupted by TV.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:01AM

"It's business drunk Lemmon, it's like rich drunk... Either way it's okay to drive."

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:06AM

Just heard PVM had a rogue broker event... cost them $10 million.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:07AM

@15: need Gary Busey, Flav-o-flav, Steven Adler, Jeff Conway in there as well - DodecaBOX!!

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:08AM

Alec Baldwin is the man.

Dennis Kneale is a vaginal crustacean of the lobster variety.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:12AM

"I am god."

A bald windbag

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Posted by AndrewInGreenwich , Jul 02, 2009 11:13AM

Jack: Look at this video of a baby panda sneezing.

Liz Lemon: Oh, it's the *cutest* thing I've ever seen!

Jack: [abruptly interrupts her] I need you to fire 10% of our workforce.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:19AM

You know what it takes to sell horrific CDO-squared and but the super senior tranches that AIG wont insure on your books?

Brass balls!

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:19AM

You know what it takes to sell horrific CDO-squared and put the super senior tranches that AIG wont insure on your books?

Brass balls!

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:20AM

I'll take bleached anus for $1000, Alex.

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Posted by Riskybusiness , Jul 02, 2009 11:24AM

Jack: You're becoming quite the businessman.
Lemon: Don't you mean businesswoman?
Jack: I don't think that's a word.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:28AM

was he speaking on behalf of F.A.G or is he going it alone on this one.

In all honesty you have to listen to a guy who calls his daughter a bratty little bitch on her voicemail. i mean this guy knows how to treat people when he wants something...

If Bernie was asking for god on Monday he should know, Alec was in East Hampton sitting on the beach reading the script for his final season on 30 Rock.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:37AM

Bernie Madoff = king of the swindlers
Alec Baldwin = Emperor of the douche bags

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:44AM

Baldwin instead would like to sentence his filthy little brat daughter to 150 years of time-out.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:57AM

Uh, I think that was the offer Bernie refused. So this was why everyone on CNBC was giggling about waterboarding for the past week or so. They might as well have shown their class by suggesting throwing his family members one at a time into the oven until he talked. Creepy fucking dopes.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 12:00PM

Is there some point to this post?

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 12:48PM

@17 I salute you, sir.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 12:48PM

Donaghy: I cope with sex and awesomeness...

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 12:55PM

What's with the tux?

It's after 6:00, what am I, a farmer?

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 12:56PM

@42 nice

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