You can add ‘World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle Creator’ to the list of Allen Stanford’s accomplishments. Federal prosecutors have indicated that they will be reassembling three bags of shredded documents over the next two months as they continue with their case against Sir Allen and banking regulators in Antigua. Potentially sensing that this arts & crafts exercise is going to spell financial doom for tiny Caribbean nation, Antigua has apparently already conceded that American colonization is inevitable and is currently planning on renaming their highest peak Mount Obama next month.
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Jerk Running Ferry To Fire Island Not Up On The Celebs Of Financial Reform
awesome
Greg, this was a check-plus. congrats! :)
This might be the best crossover in print I’ve seen since X-Men vs Avengers circa 1987. Let’s hear it for the Makr Bueherle of DB!
I listen to radio jamaica all the time. It’s no big deal.
JC
Greg – As a frequent critic of your innate awfulness, let me salute you for this not-completely-unreadable non-piece-of-dog-shit post. Was that so hard? Where’s your mom?
I can’t sail to Antigua all by me onesies
@6…Sitting at my desk. I had a dentist appt at 2:00.
Thank you Mommy!!
-Love Greggums
Greg, 3 posts, all with pictures, and its only 2:30…you are on fire today.
Who care, we got Starbury streaming live – http://www.ustream.tv/channel/have-at-it
way to end the week, grego, nice picture too
Is it just me or does the pic look like one of the Charles Schwab animated commercials?
ok honestly bess, it’s been like what, 3 months now? and greg still doesn’t know how to properly size thumbnail pictures?
-squinter
If he used a straight line shredder it will be easier to reproduce the documents as opposed to an “angle chop” shredder. That is….uh….er….so I’ve been told.
~Former Enron Treasury Staff Member
@14
Wasn’t it Arthur Anderson that shredded stuff? My understanding was that senior Enron managers actually ensured that shredding didn’t happen in their offices. The Enron side of the problem was all in the heads of their CFO office and recorded with the outside entities that they laundered money with/to.
@Trojan
You supply the boat, I”ll supply the booze
OK, G’s mom here, time to fess up, my post.
LD is G’s smarter, sober 1/2 brother.
OK, G’s mom here, time to fess up, my post.
LD is G’s smarter, sober 1/2 brother.
@17,18, *hic*, vomit, Mom’s taking a nap
I come from zero intelligence. There’s a conspiracy here. That was not written by Greg, it’s clearly a Bess post.
@15, Arthur Andersen was actually completely exonerated for any Enron misdeeds (just in time, right?)
At first I was happily daydreaming about a low-stress, stable, government job peacefully piecing together shredded documents, something that would fit well with my patient, conscientious personality. But then I woke up and remembered that they’d just spread ‘em all out between two plates of glass, take a photo of each side, let the computer do the rest, and throw everyone who worked on the project back into the unemployment pool.