• 07 Jul 2009 at 3:44 PM

Andrew Cuomo Bangs Drag Queens

By Bess Levin

Picture 1665.pngPersonally, we don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, but for the more narrow-minded individuals in the group, who have perhaps suffered at the hands of the Attorney General, whether during a harrowing interrogation process that resulted in months of night terrors (you can still hear him on the other side of the wall, can’t you, Ken?) or a deeply uncomfortable subway ride wherein Andy-boy blamed the packed car for some cuppage of ass, take solace. No matter what he did to you, know that when Andrew Cuomo goes home, he goes home to a woman who voluntarily and without prompting describes herself as a shemale. Will be interesting to see what the good people at NAMBLA have to say about this.
Related: Andrew Cuomo’s NAMBLA Connection
Andrew Cuomo’s Girlfriend Is A Drag Queen [Daily Intel]

Comments (28)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    I have no problem with this.
    -SC

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    how’d you know about that subway ride?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    “I looked at her breasts and said, ‘They’re fabulous!’ and she said, ‘Aren’t they?’ and I asked, ‘Can I touch them?’” “I let him,” Lee said. “And then we went and danced.”

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    I’d be happier to hear he molests collies.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    There were some racist she-males on the UBS Telecom team.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    You think he’ll go out with me?
    -ping jiang

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    @6 ftw

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    Hey, what rhymes with Cuomo?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    @4 he does that too

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    @8 does banging a drag queen a homo make?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    @ 5, yes there were. Lots of pitching & fisting

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Is s/he looking for a job?
    -Zamboni

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    @12 pig! I thought I was your #1 bitch.
    -ping

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    @8 – You are an asshole and I hate you.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    trannies or not, that picture scares the bejesus out of me.

  16. 16
    Posted by streethockey | July 7, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    what is this? did i miss something about a subway ride?
    and if that broad is a drag queen, and if she is andy’s, well, don’t ask, don’t tell.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    @16 we don’t speak of the subway ride in public.
    –vikula

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    Thanks for the cleave!

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    this would make me feel better if my own wife weren’t a drag queen.
    –guy whose ass was cupped on the subway

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    No but seriously– does that mug scare the shit out of anyone else?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    After my fourth bottle of boone’s, I can’t tell the difference anyway.
    -K. Lewis

  22. 22
    Posted by Tax Chick | July 7, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    Soooo disappointed to discover she’s not really a drag queen… just an ordinary f&* hag. Drat! That would have made for some good dirt ala La Cage aux Folles.

  23. 23
    Posted by Becky Boot Fan | July 7, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    National Association of Marlon Brando Look A-likes?

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    @tax chick- what you got against fag hags?

  25. 25
    Posted by Tax Chick | July 7, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    @24 Not a thing. At times I have been accused of being one and the same. Just bummed she wasn’t really a he. Can’t stand Cuomo and bored of the whole MJ thing. Dying for some juicy gossip; not bimbos who think it cute to let gay men play with their boobs.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Chocolate rain
    It takes away all the pain
    Chocolate rain!

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 10:08 PM

    This comes as a real shocker. It’s not like his first wife (a Kennedy) was banging someone behind his back during the marriage. It will come as an even bigger surprise if his new girlfriend is picking up drag queens to bring back to Andrew. Even Paterson can see this one a mile away…
    - Fixed Income

  28. 28
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