Picture 1717.pngAnd while he claims to have quit, I think we all know who to place at the scene of this crime (he uses aliases of various RIEF investors when purchasing smokes).

A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars.
Josh Muszynski (Moo-SIN’-ski) checked his account online a few hours later and saw the 17-digit number — a stunning $23,148,855,308,184,500 (twenty-three quadrillion, one hundred forty-eight trillion, eight hundred fifty-five billion, three hundred eight million, one hundred eighty-four thousand, five hundred dollars).
Muszynski says he spent two hours on the phone with Bank of America trying to sort out the string of numbers and the $15 overdraft fee.

Comments (36)

  1. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    that was my fault, I’m still learning how to swipe debit cards.
    -Ken L.

  2. Posted by merkin capital partners | July 15, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    KL was going to make it rain at the Crazy Horse. (Only place to get Boone’s bottle service, obv)

  3. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    Foiled again. Shitmotherfuckermotherfuckfuckshitpiss.
    -KL

  4. Posted by NakedShort | July 15, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    How dare he do that when he still has my money!
    -MW

  5. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    I wonder if they wud’ve waived the service fee right away if the purchase was boones farm

  6. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Government’s plan to solve all deficit problems, random charging of quadrillion to unsuspecting citizens. Someone’s auto-pay will take care of all our problems.

  7. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    I have got to try this.
    -pandito

  8. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    deficit. solved.

  9. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    Wait, what’s the problem? It seems like a simple rounding error to me.
    -B.Lo

  10. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:57 AM
  11. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    not to nitpick, but B of A charges a $35 overdraft fee, not including the $45 correction fee for having the $35 overdraft charge taken off.

  12. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    The best part is that it took BoA 2 hours to realize that the guy did NOT actually spend $23 quadrillion on smokes.

  13. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    Government’s plan to solve all deficit problems, random charging of quadrillion to unsuspecting citizens. Someone’s auto-pay will take care of all our problems.

  14. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    @6/13 does the government’s plan to solve all deficit problems also include double posting?
    -curious in DC

  15. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    @10: How weird is it that the amounts are identical? Are those the “Lost” numbers?

  16. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    Yeah, the $15 will more than cover the loss(s) incurred by the bank for every second the scumbag had ‘their’ money.
    Not even the Frenchies are this bad.

  17. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    Kenny calls this a “party foul.”

  18. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    That’s 10 decimal places higher than my yearly drinking tab!
    -Ken L.

  19. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    My b, guys, my b.
    -KL

  20. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    Samir: Is there some way to just give the money back?
    Peter: What? You mean just hand them a check for the exact amount they’re missing? I think they’d figure that out.

  21. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    Incidentally, 23 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars still wouldn’t get you a pack of Marbies.

  22. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    dude could have just sold that gold watch to pay it off…i bought one on the street for $20, but resale on it will be huge

  23. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    That be the new health care tax.

  24. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    Hey wait till you see the bill for a double bacon cheeseburger or god forbid a couple of jelly doughnuts.
    Regards,
    Ken Lewis, Ex-CEO of a private sector bank now a govt. employee in charge of consumer behavioir modification for the upcoming govt. intervention into healthcare.
    P.S. Guns are next.

  25. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    The dude screwed up! He should have returned the smokes for a refund and got the $23 Quadrillion credited to his account. One moneywire to Barbados away from retirement!!!! Yeah, Baby!

  26. Posted by Anal_yst | July 15, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    Simons (staring with an unrequited love at a pack of Reds): I…CAN’T…QUIT…YOU!!!!

  27. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    he should’ve just left the charge alone… it’d probably helped BOA make their numbers for the next quarter if they started charging him interest on it.

  28. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    25% interest on $23 quadrillion is too high.

  29. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    @25 FTW

  30. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    that’s a lot of money.

  31. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    We can buy China and all the newly minted whores there right now.
    KL

  32. Posted by KevinB | July 15, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    @15 – My guess is this is some weird kind of binary overflow. Or maybe it’s some programmer’s revenge for being stuck in the back room and shat upon by everyone. I kinda like the latter.

  33. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    I’m surprised that they didn’t tell him to pay the bill in full and they’d issue a credit on his next statement.

  34. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    Overdraft interest on tobacco products is the new killing it.

  35. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/15/quadrillion.dollar.glitch/
    ‘In a statement, Visa said the rogue charges affected “fewer than 13,000 prepaid transactions” and resulted from a “temporary programming error at Visa Debit Processing Services … [which] caused some transactions to be inaccurately posted to a small number of Visa prepaid accounts.”
    The company assured customers that the problem has been fixed and that all falsely issued fees have been voided. “Erroneous postings have been removed … this incident had no financial impact on Visa prepaid cardholders.”‘

  36. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    Forget the cigarettes, the purchase didn’t cause the problem, but a programing error that affect thousands of other prepaid debit cards. Wonder if it was some outsourced foreign S/W engineer that caused the problem?

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