Naturally it’s not coming from Ruth, who will just not quit it with the endless refrains of “you ruined my life!” but instead Bernie-boy’s new family– his neighbors on the cell block. Seems they’ve really taken a shine to the Ponzier, with a few convicts telling the Post they downright dig him. Apparently some respect was earned prior to move-in day, on account of the fact that Mades pleaded guilty without ratting anyone out, that we know of. That shows loyalty, and counts for a lot in prison culture. Also, even though he knows he’s the shit, Bernie’s just been acting like one of the guys. “He’s a regular dude,” one convict said. “He’s a really good guy, he’s nice.” Hopefully B’s fellow criminals are openly expressing how they feel about him, since, although recently securing a gig engraving desk and door nameplates helped in the self-esteem department, he could still really use the confidence boost:
Every day’s a bad hair day for Bernie, who was shocked at seeing how much his hair had grown and how unkempt it has looked since he was incarcerated in March.
“When I finally looked in the mirror, I scared myself, because I haven’t seen myself in four months, and my hair was everywhere,” Madoff told fellow inmates last week.
“Rating” anyone out?
“my hair was everywhere”
was he talking about his cock-bush?
@2 yes. it’s out of control.
-b. madoff
He was talkin about Toothy Ruthy’s 70′s style wild beaver.
@4 “when I finally looked in the mirror”?
I’m glad he’s growing his hair out. Now they can throw a dress on him for the full female experience when raping his ass.
I think his @ss is probably safe. if you’re an average horned up guy in prison, which hole will you choose? Bernie’s wrinkled septaganerian chocalate star, or a younger, lither rump like Marc Coiffi’s?
every time i see that picture I think of that groundhog at the end of the movie Caddyshack dancing to “I’m Alright”….
@9 – agreed. I knew it reminded me of something.
@6 Bernie is the first Jew I have ever had.
-illegal mexican convicted of drug smuggling in bunk next to ponzi boy
Good to know Bernie’s getting along with the others well. Not long before . . .
“I’m trying to decide which gang to align myself with.”
“Is it pledge week already?”
“I’ve got it down to two. But honestly, I don’t even want to choose. I just feel… I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance.”
@7 it’s ‘ralph’ not ‘marc,’ shit for brains.
-jimmy c
having a bad hair day since the 70s
Can anyone get in to visit Bernie? I would visit him just to see what its like down there.
he looks like buddy garrity. fnl anyone?
Agreed! Clear eyes, full hearts…
@14 = Jimmy Cayne
@11 haha jeffery tambor
Only 3 rape jokes in 18 comments? You are slipping.