And what are they saying? That Bernie was a baller, and also an imbecile, possibly. The Post reports that an upcoming book about B-boy, “Madoff With the Money,” will expose a few previously unknown details about the Ponz Master. Some are of little interest (he was weaseled way out of serving in ‘Nam, he was “a serial Casanova,” he had to pay off female employees he might’ve banged). Others seem unlikely (supposedly acquaintances considered him “the dumbest man on Earth.” Obviously you don’t pull off the shit he did, for as long as he did without having something resembling a clue, leaving us to wonder, did Bernie actively play dumb to throw people off? And if so, how far did he go? Talkin’ telling people he couldn’t read, or, like, trying to convince them he was an actual rètard?). One is just. plain. awesome:
Just before Madoff’s arrest, a pal ran into him in Central Park and saw him wearing two gold Rolexes on one wrist. “I gotta know what time it is in my London office,” Madoff explained to the friend, who told Oppenheimer: “Think about that — Bernie couldn’t do the addition or the subtraction!
He didn’t want to waste that enormous intellect doing simple math.
Schumer such is a frggin tool. What is it that blinds NY liberal douchebags from seeing him for what he is before voting for him?
@2 shut the fuck up we’re talking about my baller-ass watches.
-b-boy
Rètard (proper spelling for Hangover reference)
-Guy whose Mom is a French teacher
you don’t need to be smart when you’ve got a package that big.
@5 “So that’s where the money is hidden!”
Daylight Savings Time really complicates the issue. Sometimes it’s five hours, sometimes six…who needs that kind of uncertainty?
@naked- updated.
@7 you get me.
-berns
@7 sometimes four. It’s enough to make a grown man cry.
@4
tell her hi from me!
-Guy who has banged quite a few French teachers
back in kindergarten i used to have 3 casio’s on my wrist, two of them special disney mickey mouse anniversary editions and the third one with a full qwerty under its glow in the dark plate..
i guess i was destined to be a baller..
PEB
It all seems so obvious in retrospect.
@11 you forgot to say “s’il vous plaît”; but I’ll tell her anyway.
Sometimes your dick is in a different time zone.
-Inmate #126BM
@14
in my defense, french is my third language and i did say thanks after a nice session of faire du pipe!
he looks like a rètard in that pic
@15 true, true.
Is that the bass player from Spinal Tap?
Obviously making a drop in a safety deposit box/about to mail them out to his loved ones…
I hope that pic makes the cell block rounds.
@11, 17 OK now I know you are full of shit. My mom would have demanded a “merci beaucoup” after a bone session.
@16 I just got a “what are you laughing at” stare.
I also let my watches talk for me.
-50c
I also let my watch talk for me
- KIT
seriously. what IS that in his pants, cuz it is not normal
I wonder how many eggs BM could eat
Time zone laziness aside, apparently just getting a Rolex GMT-Master or world-time watch would have been too complicated.
so question for the peanut gallery.
random girl i slept with last night; 1.) decided to stay the night, 2.) wanted to “cuddle” last night and this am…clearly i refused 3.) hadn’t yet left by the time i finished showering & getting dressed, and 4.) gave me a hug and tried to kiss me this morning as we parted ways…i only offered a high-five.
i’m hugely annoyed by this ghastly display of clingy-ness, am i just being a jerk or is my annoyance valid? thoughts?
@31 -
since you live in you mom’s basement and your sex life consists of jacking off with your cheetoh-stained hands nightly, it is clear that you are experiencing hallucinations. please see a physicaian ASAP.
@31 = CG?
@ 31, how old are you?
@31
you obviously didnt fuck her properly but instead made love to her. you have only yourself to blame.
@23 That is a bj.
- Guy whose gf is French.
@32 nice
@31
Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometimes you’ve got to say hey Im gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaarrrd.
@31. What was his name?
31 = CG fantasizing about BL
@5 He’s sporting a package of kosher kidneys bound for Jersey. An early investor.
That’s nothing. I’ve got a Cartier at Hong Kong time wrapped around my cock.
And, no, I do not shave.
-Bess
@32…well played sir!
to the gallery – these comments aren’t helpful, must be coming from a bad source. kids, shouldn’t you paying better attention in that econ 101 class? enjoy your public education pesants.
@ 44, how ironic. good luck.
Has anyone noticed the Goldman wiki page was obviously edited by employees? Listen to this drivel:
“In the summer of 1904, Marcus Goldman died. From the most humble beginnings, the institution he left behind would soon become a full-service investment bank. With the advent of underwriting, coupled with the extensive lending, foreign exchange, and trading operations, the structure of Goldman Sachs was in place. Although much smaller and less sophisticated, it was already recognizable as the firm it would become.”
It’s phrased like a fucking fairy tale.
31 Some random thoughts: 1) You left her there when you left for work? What were you thinking? 2) Did you ever see that movie with Glen Close where she boils the rabbit at the end? Jusy sayin. 3) Your gal clearly has issues. She should know that the best way to not be invited on a second date is to be too clingy on the first. 4) That said, much as guys like to believe otherwise, the type of women that guys take home (i.e. not total skanks) never put out that fast, unless they get some kind of hint from you that there’s something serious going on (gay guys, being guys, are a different story) You sure you’re not to blame here?
- homo banker
@31 yes, you are just being a jerk. for someone who, one would assume, gets laid extremely infrequently, you ought to consider not pissing off one of the few females who will fuck you.
@47 he didn’t leave her there when he left for work, he just said she was still there by the time he finished showering/getting dressed.
Rolexes are for pikers who can’t afford a dual time Parek.
@31
Maybe you should date/bang guys, since you seem to hate women so much. Just sayin’…
51 Plus (see 47), guys are easy. If you want, it can be all about the sex, no problem. Probably why some of you are out there after a few drinks experimenting.
- homo banker
@4/Naked, did she ever work with Michael Corbin?
@4/Naked, did she ever work with Michael Corben?
agreed with 51.
Goddammit-been coming here for three years and have never double-commented
-loser at 53/54
@Bernie – Your wrist bling bling, my shit bling blow
- 50c
@31….. If she’s totally random (just met her and fucked her) then she’s probably a gold digger. If the two of you have been flirting for a while or she has been trying to court you, she probably really likes you and maybe a tad needy.
@53,52,56
The “If Looks Could Kill” referrence more than makes up for the double posting.
@57 FTW!
@50 – you mean paTek. And if you are going to throw around money to get a nice watch skip both rolex and patek and grab a lange or a dufour (if you can find one).
that dude definitely stuffed his sweatpants with a pair of socks. “out like a boner in sweatpants”
she was a total random and obviously i didn’t leave her at my apartment when i left for work. but…now she knows where i live.
i dont hate women but those that i meet and randomly sleep with on the first night are clearly not dating material ergo i prefer them to leave my apartment as soon as possible. random sex is just that, random sex…most women understand this, so it bothers me when they dont.