Brokers recently suffered the indignity of being “cattle-called” into the house that lies like “you can trust me with your money” built to assess what the sale of 133 East 64th Street might fetch. What kind of figure are we looking at? Talkin’ Neverland Ranch numbers? Apparently not, for three reasons. A. taint of the scam 2. the place is a shithole D. no nudie shots of Ruth left behind (I’m serious about that one).
One of the agents there guessed that the penthouse is worth $8 million, but will sell for less because of its ignominy–and its condition, which, despite Mr. Madoff’s reputation for punctiliousness, is imperfect. “So not triple-mint,” an agent said. “That to me was incredibly surprising.”
“I thought it was eerie,” another said. “The place was left as if someone got out in the middle of the night. All the clothes were there, there was a note,* there was a cup of coffee on, I think, his desk. The only thing that was gone were the photos: the picture frames had no pictures.”
*Dated December 10, it appears to be a list of pros/cons to confessing. Cons include: “Ruth’s gonna be so mad,” pros: “I’ll finally get to see what D taste like.”
Check the third ceiling tile from the coat closet, I left something of interest there.
-Ruth
@1 – “Ole Blacky,” your favorite dildo?
any crown molding?
why would they leave clothes behind? what the hell?
Re: reasons A., 2., and D., I’ll bet the Wet Bandits came in and really fucked things up
@4, probably because everything there is considered an asset that were not in her settlement.
@5 it’s their calling card
$1 bob
@5 shut it marv
@5 I don’t know how to pack a suit case. I’ve never done this once in my whole life.
Is Clusterstock down today?
@5: You’re what the French call “Les down and take it deep”
@11 that was gay.
@11 clusterstock is, in all seriousness, such a fucking shit site. they’re not funny, they’re not smart, all they do is copy and paste entire stories and/or do gay little “contrarian” pieces that just make them look like idiots.
@14 – Prepare to meet your maker, pally.
P. Stansberry
@14 And they need >10 people to do just that.
So Bernie was a slob, too?
Talk about kicking a guy when he’s down…
The Persian rugs were crap
Standard rough wool, low knot counts that your average merchant would sell to hotels in Dubai
Not an invetsment grade Isfahan Silk in sight…..
The guy had poor taste, and got jipped too
@ Porker, I’m not your pally, friendo.
@18: But it really tied the room together.
Glondor, King of Squisha Squisha, nally nit nit nong nong freakly slim slum.
Carnuba Tax ding ding
@14 go to hell
- NOT a clusterstock staffer
Like the movie Traffic. Look into selling the Vermeer, might bring in some money. Swiss Back Account Bitches!
@19 – I’m not your porker, chumpsy!
Over / under on if / when Ruthie pics come out?
Oh please, please please…
Not counting on it. Guy was too busy cheating to get out camera. Lousy priorities.
It amazes me that there is NO OUTRAGE from the American People regarding the S.E.C. who allowed this fraud to continue after numerous warnings in writing by several people in the investment arena. They are making an example of this particular crook (there are many more on Wall). St. to mitigate thier own culpability in this Caper! They are paid to protect the American People not Bernie Madoff. And this is the Government that wishes to gain control of Banks, Auto Corporations and Healthcare?