• 21 Jul 2009 at 1:57 PM

Bernie May Have To Pay For His Room Service

By Greg Michaels

Jail Cell.jpgFiguring that King Ponz has cost enough financial pain and suffering for the next 150 years, New York Republican Assemblyman Jim Tedisco has proposed the Madoff bill which would require well-heeled criminals to foot their own bill for the years they are behind bars deciding whether or not to do their best Andy Dufresne impersonations. While the $80-$90 daily charge may not amount to much by Bernie standards, it may make other, potentially responsible, Madoffs think twice about whether to catch a cab or take the subway.

Comments (29)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    Even my MD is watching the erin andrews clip at work

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    http://dealbreaker.com/2009/07/things-are-seriously-looking-u.php

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    thanks greg that was incredibly enlightening

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    Are you and Bess even on speaking terms, Greg? I know you like to re-post stories, but really…. really!!!
    http://dealbreaker.com/2009/07/things-are-seriously-looking-u.php

  5. 5
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 21, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    Greg are you f&cking kidding me? You better be completely stoned and/or drunk out of your mind all day/every day because you do sh*t like this ALL THE TIME!
    I hope to god for your sake you’re not @ DBHQ because you keep this up Bess is gonna bufu the sh*t outa you

  6. 6
    Posted by wcburrs87 | July 21, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    So BB2N.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    Whoa – nice, Steven Baldwin just filed Chapter 11. Assets of $1.1mm and debts of $2.3mm.
    Greg, stop trying to go mano-a-mano with Bess and write us a witty lead-in for this gem of a Schadenfreude.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Which network/personality will do the “Madoff- 10 years later” in-prison interview..?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:08 PM

    Greg wtf???? I just gave you a kudos on the last post you made. This is effing retarded…I can’t come up with words for this.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    Greg’s also just phoning it in now… probably layin’ pipe in Maxine’s Muddy Waters.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    Hey, does anyone know anything about who covers the expenses of housing well-to-do criminals in prison? Does the taxpayer have to cover expenses, or someone else?
    –Chris Burke

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    @1 do you have a link?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    @8 Ed McMahon

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    Hey Greg (!)

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    @12
    That Erin Andrews video is an invasion of privacy, asshole

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    @15 How’s Aunt Flo doing?

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    @15 I agree, women are to be treasured, not used as instruments of sexual enjoyment
    - Greg Michaels

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Greggums,
    Mommy is going to be sore after her labial reshaping surgery later today. Will you pick up my prescription ointments for me after work and help me apply them?
    Love you lots,
    Mom

  19. 19
    Posted by sourceclosetodiscussions | July 21, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    greg, we don’t blame you – we blame bess. now be a good sport and…mr. michaels, tear down this post. kthxbye.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    Greg,
    We landed on the moon! Quick, get something up about it. I just gave you a scoop.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    (!)
    :

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    http://anonymity.com/?http://omploader.org/vMXp5ZQ
    the link! NSFW unless you’re in an office full of guys

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, please for the love of Christ strike Greg down and prevent his ever posting another absolutely pointless, humorless, witless story on this or any other site.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    a serious question: fellas ive been out of the country and w/o DB for a couple of months now. could someone PLEASE direct me towards the genesis of the BLANUS phenomenon? I suspect it will cure my depression, and I would love you forever for it

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    23. that may be the best post i’ve seen….on any blog…..ever.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    23 & 22 FTW

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    @24 – BLANUS is a DealBreaker acronym standing for Bess Levin Assigns Newstories to Underlings who Suck. Thanks for playing!

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    @24
    Greg Michaels = BLANUS
    BLANUS = bleached anus
    Greg Michaels = bleached anus
    Comments on the following post will help fill in the gaps:
    http://dealbreaker.com/2009/06/stimulus-package-could-lose-50.php#comments

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    Greg is Latin for ‘anus’. Blanus stands for bleached anus. Blanus is fun to say. What else do you want to know?

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