CNBC reports that everyone’s favorite Ponzier is en route to North Carolina,* having spent the night in an Atlanta penitentiary. No word on what route his handlers are taking, but odds are they’ll be stopping off at a biker bar or two along the way, so if you happen to run into them let us know. As for Bernie’s new digs, and more specifically, when and how you’ll be allowed to visit him there, some helpful ground rules have been laid out here. Notable among them are guidelines for what’s considered appropriate attire, in case any of you (Ken Lewis) were planning on skanking it up.
*Officials would not confirm that Butner, NC is Ponzi-Boy’s final destination. Obviously it’s entirely possible they’re just trying to throw us off the trail, and that Big B could be half way to Fiji, or the Catskills, at this point..
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Your tax dollars at work, folks…
does form fitting include jogging pants up till your armpits with a clearly visible outline of the kosher salami?
Butner describes the place really well.
@4 bad Bess …
Do you think Ruthie the Hoochie will be okay with these rules?
No touching!
NO TOUCHING!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1095/arrested-development-father-and-son
@3 oh, I see what you did there.
Bernie’s Deliverance
The Squeal Like a Kosher Pig Version
That’s the exact opposite of the SAC dress code, fyi.
[Bernie has gotten Andy's son to break in and steal company records]
Bernie.: You got my 14-year-old grandson do this?
Andy: Under 18 walks out clean.
Bernie: Listen, um… there’s a very strict “no touching policy” here. But, um… oh, what the hell, it’s worth a week in the hot box.
[Hits Andy]
Prison guard: No touching.
Bernie: You stupid ass.
fuck it, trip’s canceled.
-count vikula
“knee length is considered a length where the garment will touch the knee of the wearer”
is this a prison for re-tards?
Do you have anything in a bikini, low-rise…mesh, if possible?
He should be sent to camp – of the concentration variety.
@12 yes. stupid dick (my husband, not you).
-ruth
@13 comin’ right up! what size are you, a six?
-ping’s house of dresses
12,
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Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 10:52AM
“knee length is considered a length where the garment will touch the knee of the wearer”
is this a prison for re-tards?”
In other words, “Get on your knees like you’re looking for that last piece of crack…and keep the fabric long, as concrete is abusive to knees.”
-Ruth
no muscle shirts? NO MUSCLES SHIRTS? muscle shirts is all I got!
-c. gaspo
Looks like A. Drury wont be getting that exclusive interview after all
you’re not allowed on the SAC trading floor UNLESS you’re wearing the above attire.
Is KY Intrigue permissible during the holy days?
Toothy Ruthie
Were the guys transporting Bernie asleep at the wheel or what? Atlanta is 400 miles southwest of Butner.
Umm ya, so point number one of the guidelines says:
” PURPOSE AND SCOPE: To encourages visiting by family, …”
“To encourages”?? Whats? Did guys who writes this just arrives offs boat from Slovakias?
Bess – sounds like ya think the feds are treating B Mads to a final fling a la “The Last Detail”…
They be looking for the Cahulawassee River but it’s dammed up.
Well done 23
LOVED watching Margret Brennan on BLOOMBERG at 10am. Erin got competition. Fox Biz is still waiting for Maria B to jump ship.
@9 FTW
@23..STFU…..until you learn how to use “yeah” for slang “yes” (instead of “ya” which is a German/Slavic phonetic for “yes” you need to stop with the stylebook lessons. “Yeah, you.”
@28 ja man.
@ 28, 23 here:
your retarded.