Andrew-Cuomo2.jpgTo borrow one of Mad Max’s recent favorite sayings, the chickens are coming home to roost in the State of New York. As the collected works of Ken Feinberg, Andrew Cuomo and the angry mob of legislators without anything better to do continue to clamp down on bonuses, the state coffers are starting to look a little empty. Of the $2.1 billion hole that needs to be filled, $584 million comes from income taxes that fell short of April projections. If California is any guide, the New York bonus death squad may soon have to mull over which is the most reprehensible to them- getting their pay checks in IOU format, watching Jimmy Cayne (legally) fire up a joint in Central Park, or allowing people to get paid.

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Comments (19)

  1. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    Greg Michaels, I think I love you.

  2. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    “If California is any guide, the New York bonus death squad may soon have to mull over which is the most reprehensible to them- getting their pay checks in IOU format, watching Jimmy Cayne (legally) fire up a joint in Central Park, or allowing people to get paid”
    very good Greg.

  3. Posted by NakedShort | July 30, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    Greg did his best but I guess his best wasnt good enough ’cause here we are back where we were before. Seems nothing ever changes. We’re back to being strangers. Wondering if we oughta stay or head on out the door. Just once cant Greg figure out what he’s been doing wrong, why his comment section never lasts for very long, what is he doing wrong?
    -J. Ingram

  4. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    @3 shampoo my crotch for quoting 70′s Ingram. Bad…just really very bad.

  5. Posted by AndrewInGreenwich | July 30, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    Greggie FTW

  6. Posted by NakedShort | July 30, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    @4 thats the whole point dickhole

  7. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    as usual, greg, this is completely unintelligible. lay off the weed until after the close please

  8. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    as usual, greg, this is completely unintelligible. lay off the weed until after the close please

  9. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    @7 & 8 you annoying double posting troll, I bet if Greg had a Vagina you would love him. What the hell is he supposed to write about?
    Keep up the good work Greg.

  10. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    If you use “Mad Max” one more time, I gonna come up to your little cubicle and rip your heart out.
    -Mel G.

  11. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    @9 take it easy, chief. double posts are a side-effect of greg envy. if greg was a) funny b)coherent i would love him. vag would be gravy

  12. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    He looks like Silvio in that picture.
    Hey, wait – that’s actually appropriate.
    http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/cast/actor/steve_vanzandt.shtml

  13. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    @11 With my mom, you get vag AND gravy!
    -GM

  14. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    Moron @9, if you were here long enough you’d know people used to pick on EP all the time for her bland stories and general lack of wit. In retrospect, she seems like a genius compared to Greg but that’s a whole different issue.

  15. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    hate greg but this was good

  16. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    All bonuses to tax-payer supported financial firms should be paid as IOUs. Payable when the firm is off all government welfare programs.
    (basically, the bonuses will then never actually get paid…but I digress)

  17. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    @6 whats the whole point that you are dick w/ears?
    trust me you made your point.
    3

  18. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | July 30, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    Equity Private and Greg are two different animals entirely.
    Equity Private wrote as if people were looking for direction in the posts. Better put, that people were actually READING the posts.
    Greg writes as if nobody is going to read his posts.
    Waay different beast.

  19. Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    @SBII that made no sense, but thanks.

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