The photographer writes: “I just took this ten minutes ago as I was about to walk into my
office…I think it came out pretty well but that’s a kid 100% passed out/maybe dead, on the bull, in his briefs. Two news reporters were just pulling up when I snapped this.”
In all seriousness: WTF? If anyone has anything to get off their chests, please do so at this time.
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Cliff Asness
Poor Greg! What did he do this time, Bess?
wow
My production assistant, kid can’t handle a night at Elaine’s.
CG
@1 – I wonder what it is about the name ASneSs that triggers Bess’ warning about “Comments Hidden For Your Protection?”
Todd Thompson?
@5 that function has been up for over a month, but thanks
taking a drunken ride on the bull says, goldman; the tighty whities says jt marlin.
please be a goldman employee please be a goldman employee
holy fuck
Dennis Kneale?
sick that the tipster would just take a picture and not call 911 or something. yay humanity.
Getting gored is the new killing it
The Safecracker is really taking that Daily Show segment hard…
bravo 13
@12 i know, right?
-mother theresa
Oh man, that cant be real, thats too funny. Im sure the NYPD got a good laugh out of this one.
Sad thing is, he will be working for Geithner in like 4 years
Just proves again that it only takes one night to go from relatively unknown to epic God-like status. This man is obviously a future senator.
Looks like an appetizer at one of my pool party bashes.
B Frank
@18 – You’re right. It’s Bluto Blutarsky Jr.
ok, fine – I admit it, I did it. But he never yelled the safe word.
Meredith W.
@21 nice
If that had been a woman, the entire NYPD, NYFD, all EMS south of 14th st, and every news station would have been there in 10 min. This dude, everyone chuckles and carries on.
“he will be working for Geithner in like 4 years”
we haven’t yet established it ISN’T geithner
@23 i know, right? being a guy sucks.
-pussy
who the fuck wears briefs? boxers ftw.
@21
Well played. I think we have an early frontrunner for COTD.
wall street beer summit goes terribly wrong… details at 10.
Big bridge tournament last night. It’s Jimmy Cayne without a doubt–must have lost a tough hand.
@24, actually you know it isn’t Timmy because he would’ve found a way to sit on one of those horns.
This is nothing… We used to live in the miserable moinian building bc we thought it would be a good idea to live near work.
We would spot groups of fraternity pledges on their trips taking pictures in their underwear often. My favorite though is the japanese tourist giving the thumbs up and smiling brightly next to the bull’s grundel and the obvious toothless nebraskan woman tossing Mr. Bull’s salad.
@31 ew but true
Larry Kudlow blazing rails off the bull
-Wildcard bitches
Never pound a gift bull in the mouth.
Guerilla street artist portraying the relationship between Ken Lewis and Merrill Lynch…
He’s not an intern, you dope! Return my pool boy immediately!
M. Francis
at first glance it’s Tubey going for SIZE! Wait, not tan enough!
I told Larry Jr. to become a doctor instead, many times.
L. Kudlow
Get the bull and the shitfaced asshole to the White House, pronto. I’m sure it’s just a misunderstanding, no bovine profiling indicated here.
When Ken finally stirred, he wasn’t sure which was worse: being naked on a bull, or returning to Charlotte later that afternoon.
@32
Nonner comment of the day.
-Frat Guy with Winkelreid
Stuff like this happens at D. E. Shaw all the time. It’s no big deal.
every bull has his day
every bull has his day
this kid is BULLshit! let me know if he is still there this afternoon, i will bang him instead of my standing 1 pm at the madison club.
Only two things come from Texas. This picture covers both.
–Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Is that Barney Frank i see running away in the distance?
@8 Your abuse of punctuation says you don’t know how to punctuate. Your subject-verb agreement issues say you don’t know how to do that either.
Fashion Meets Finance – Tighty Whiteys Edition
isnt that the cop from the cambridge incident?
Andy Cuomo night after celebrating getting front page advertising (“bonus story”)in NYT and WSJ for his governor run.
Can we please get some analysis/commentary from the bestiality expert who posted the ‘horse rape’ link yesterday of exactly what in tarnation transpired here.
@27
Boxer briefs, unless you’re at the x-games.
I, for one, can’t wait to hear the explanation behind this
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Irrational exuberance.
53, horse rape expert here, looks like we have a case of ‘grabbing the bull by its horns’ gone bad. (he grabbed the wrong horn)
That’s me taking the bull by the horns. It’s a metaphor, except that actually happened.
Obama plays joke on Biden and switches his bucklers to Bud for beer summit meeting. Result = priceless
@49 your mother says it’s time for you take out the garbage. so stop playing on the computer in the basement.
Do we have any update on this? This guy dead? Alive?
This is simply a case of BLANUS preparation
@47
Very Nice
Pvt. Pyle
This is why your Mother always told you to wear clean underwear! Smart woman.
I might be missing something, but I do not see what the problem is here.
Jeff Macke
Cab to Moran’s – $7.50
Pints of Stell – $42.00
Shots of Cuervo – $56.00
Titey Whites – $12.00
Loss of Jos A Banks Suit and Bostonian Loafer – ($219.00)
Infinite Humiliation – Priceless
Meier you gotta stop this madness
Meier you gotta stop this madness
FYI, most of the comments on here are beyond hilarious, however, I’m going to start calling out the non-funny ones b/c it’s probably the same people article after article.
CAPTION: what happens when you’re trying to talk to car people like a half hour ago.
Umm…why only one pic? I would have gotton pic for possible ID.
It was just another day at Goldman but for young Johnny. It was the begining of a journey…
Update please…
I’ve moved on to eight-balls. Sh*t is for real.
-J Cayne
@70 – good idea — sounds like a noble project and a great use of your time! Carry on…
@ 70. NOT funny at all. Greg?
The first one to make a comment about “steers and queers” is gonna get a punch in the mouth. – Sir A. Stanford
@ 70. Sounds like an efficient Friday.
First vote goes for fratty with the winkelreid
@70: Good story, bro.
this is worse than waking up next to a fat chick after a night at dorian’s
JPM employee finds bull more comfortable then bedbug infested home. -SMB
In some circles, the last Friday of July has long been known as Drunk Intern Day. If Phil Weinberg passes out on the Bull, GDP growth will come in better than expected, with an ensuing 6 week market rally.
In some circles, the last Friday of July has long been known as Drunk Intern Day. If Phil Weinberg passes out on the Bull, GDP growth will come in better than expected, with an ensuing 6 week market rally.
In some circles, the last Friday of July has long been known as Drunk Intern Day. If Phil Weinberg passes out on the Bull, GDP growth will come in better than expected, with an ensuing 6 week market rally.
circles or triangles?
Lenny Dykstra?
In many Wall Street circles, the last Friday in July has always been affectionately referred to as Drunk Intern Day. This year, Phil Weinberg has made the Bull his resting place, prognosticating a 6 week market rally. Do not shun this old tradition so quickly, as the GDP growth numbers came in better than expected later that morning.
doin’ the bull dance – feeling the flow – workin’ it
Get back to work, Agnes…. :)
@49, beat it nerd
New legislation in front of the House: You get to keep your bonus but you gotta stay like this for two hours.
@92 proposed by barney frank?
Anyone know anything about Drunk Intern Day? Heard something about it, but looking for more details. Thanks in advance.
–GM
First victim of Cash for Clunkers…
They drew straws to determine who had to tell the big guy that the Bodega was out of Boones…John here drew the short straw.
Clearly he’s doing an impression of Madoff’s first night in the big house. Well played.
“Excuse me, sir. You wouldn’t happen to know the way to Johnny Utah’s?”
It’s Lawrence McDonald giving Arturo Di Modica a real reason to sue him.
“What’s the big deal? That’s just SAC Intern Dresscode”
-Ping Jiang
Only finance tools wear tight whities
Only finance tools wear tighty whities
ping@100 wrong. the “SAC Intern Dresscode” clearly states undergarments must either be thongs or frilly panties. Plebe. Do you even work here?
-andrew
Fannie Mac…
Don’t Mess With Bess!
Now this gentleman knows what its like to try and mount Maria B.
i pray the borat homo is doing a finance movie
What’s that guy doing on top of Maria?
looks like someone is using live bait for his bwarny fwank fishing trip
@107 Sacha Baron Cohen did work at Goldman
Hey 47/63 – stop watching those reruns of Officer and a Gentlemen on the WE network. Here’s what Gunny Hartman really says:
Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
john petzold… is that you?
Hope Ollie works this in to that fuckin’ movie somehow.
I think that’s Six Gun from wwwDopeycowboy.com
I think that’s Six Gun from wwwDopeycowboy.com
@111: Cool story, bro.
Go ahead. Lie about your age to legal. See what happens.
-LB
@110 Sacha Baron Cohen did not work at Goldman. Someone edited the Wikipedia page to say that, using a fake reference – then the mainstream media saw it and started including it in their articles, and then the wikipedia article started including those media articles as further citations. Now the reference to GS is gone, as everyone wised up. It is a perfect example of circular-referencing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_reference
seriously, no update?
i think 98 wins
I love the fact that people are now citing wikipedia as a legitimate source…c’mon people.
At 23- That is society for you.
@98….winner
98 is really not that funny
@98 sucks. Fuckin idiot
Whoever took that picture needs to upgrade his sense of composition and/or equipment. No artisitic leanings.
BlackPoint
Reporters got there before cops? Nice Wall Street Security, Bloomie.
@126 blow me
-the photog
Fruit of the Loomis Chaffee
@ 129. Sure. Care to arrange a venue/time?
BlackPoint.
@ 128. Sure. Care to arrange a venue/time?
BlackPoint.
this reeks of a setup/prank… on me, no doubt!
- Paranoid in Hoboken
I call fake on this. We’d have details by now.
Yo mama is such a ho’, when i said i give her a free cocker spaniel, she say “i choose da cock!”
Thanks- I’m here all day.
@129 – Kent alum?
“I don’t understand, I went out in NY and I woke up in Pamplona”.
@132 HAHAHAHAHA. Thanks for playing!
- Nobody
@134 – delbarton alum actually, but chaffee seemed to fit
@137 ‘nova?
he’s never going to eat rocky mountain oysters ever again.
HFT compliance oficer finally called it quits.
Is dis fo real
-MW
That’s Dow. He’s down.
@138 gtown
Todd Genger after telling the wife what happened.
He’s gonna wake up and be extremely angry at his buddy who got sick of schlepping him across the city and threw him down at wall st. could you really get up there, as passed out as that fella looks?
I think @19, @21 and @89 are the frontrunners for COTD at this point. Getting progressively weaker captions as we go along here.
It’s the Bulls & the Bears…not Bulls & Bares.
so seriously though…what ultimately happened here? what’s the update?
so seriously though…what ultimately happened here? what’s the update?
@137/143- dinsmore get back to work
OMG….. EH is that you?
OMG….. EH is that you?
OMG….. EH is that you?
@143 small world, delbarton alum too
@143 small world, delbarton alum too
Look mommy I’m riding a bull.
buyer fatigue
Delbarton is for poofs.
Lawrenceville grad
EH here – not me sad to say. I wear boxers.
EH- so does your mother
pardon me “buyer fatigue(s)”
Looks like Father John fell off the wagon again.
@128, I think you get promoted from guest for this one
That’s what you get for drinkin’ Miller Lite wit da guys
That’s what you get for drinkin’ Miller Lite wit da guys
That’s what you get for drinkin’ Miller Lite wit da guys
What’s with all of the double / triple posts in this thread?
@150 FTW!
@143 – I believe you mean gw, not gtown…
Way to not get involved … hope you get famous by this guys misfortune.
@170 huh? how do you want db to get involved? or not involved?
Take it easy 170 this is Wall St. after all. In that position there is no way he can choke on his own vomit.
was the bull still smoking his cigarette when the picture was taken
Just found out thats Joe Landers
So, Zeus is raping bankers now?
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/96cq6/did_someone_on_wall_st_lose_an_intern_pic/
Talk about the Bull squeezing the shorts…
I swear ice seen a lot of cool stuff in my life… But that was…….AWESOME
After a long run of livin it up, Richie Bottles finally crashes
A humble offering to the gods from The Order of Pagan Technicians
Funny subject, bad photography. Howzabout a lil focus 101 ???
Craig
Nicely morphed stuff!
Nicely morphed stuff!
naked short seller comes to grief on lower broadway
Ole’
NY based Hemingway afficianado saves on airfare but still gets it spot on
That’s Jim Cramer!
He wasn’t on Streetsigns today.He forgot to take his anti-manic and bi-polar drugs! What a bum!
-Erin Burnett-
Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I? Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!
(My god, Beth’s got a fabulous body… I just knew she shagged like a minx… Now I’ve gone and lost my mojo.)
or was her name Bess? (snore)
Frank the tank!
I’ve only seen him once, but I’m sure it must be the Naked Cowboy, after a tough day on Times Square posing and flexing his #$&* with all those female tourists.
Who else wears tidy whities these days?
I’ve only seen him once, but I’m sure it must be the Naked Cowboy, after a tough day on Times Square posing and flexing his #$&* with all those female tourists.
Who else wears tidy whities these days?
Aftermath of Obama’s beer summit…
My bad guys. Bush league.
At least you can’t see where they taped the note telling me to call a doctor.
@ 144 – Love the Genger comment!!!! Only problem, if it was true, there would be blood!
Peeps be dissin’ the quality of the photo, but it looks good if it’s from a camera phone. PARTY ON!!
“Americans are tired of government supported financial institutions taking too much risk and not lending enough. I propose not only capping wall street salaries, but naked public humiliation of bankers to fix the American economy.” -Barney Frank
that’ by HBO, right? 42nd street? early submission for fashion week?
@190 Wasn’t me
Let’s make the post @ 200
I’m the # 200, yeheyyy!
He is just calling a bottom
what a great blast from the past #179, you might win….
198 not even close
new meaning to Thursday night at Bulls Head
@176 Reddit commenters put anyone here to shame.
Passing out on the Bear would have been too obvious
You’re doing it wrong
This guys is my personal hero
BRIEFS BOY FOR PRESIDENT!!!