Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:40PM

nice ass

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:41PM

Fuck you @1 that was my spot

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:42PM

Also, where are the Noel sisters when there's a bowl of apples to be had?

Neigh.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:42PM

@4 FTW

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:43PM

"How do you like them apples?"

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:45PM

TGFD will try a caption...

Summers: "I have an apple here in my lap. How about if one of you lads comes over here and bobs for it."

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:46PM

Jabba the Hut has Luke Skywalker for lunch.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:46PM

@4 won it so decisively I don't know how anyone could beat that. Well played sir/madam!

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:47PM

"And then I said, Timmay, let me SHOW you what I think..."

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:47PM

The Royal Order Of European Man Whores.

-Deuce

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:47PM

...at least he's awake.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:48PM

I never realized apples were fattening!!

BHO

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:48PM

I got dibs on the couch!

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:48PM

Apples for Sale!!!

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:50PM

"The caller ID says Waggoner"

Summers: "Let it go to voicemail"

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:50PM

Don't answer that - it's Ben.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:53PM

That phone appears to fascinate those other two apparatchiks.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:54PM

Revenge of the Nerds, 20 years later

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:56PM

Hit the Red button. We'll punk Putin.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:57PM

"How many f@g$ does it take to dial into a conference call?"

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:58PM

"Here's a stimulus package for you"

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:59PM

To the guy bending over: That move will not be enough to hide your burgeoning member.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:01PM

Forget the caption... Would you look at these schmucks! This country is fucked.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:02PM

Woody Allen is running GM now?

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:02PM

8 FTW

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:03PM

In a final act of desperation, Larry brought in the Lollipop Guild to evaluate GM's chances of profitability.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:04PM

No socks, izod shirt, wrinked kackis, old black sport coat with jeans. Is this the IT department?

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:04PM

Ah, Big Ol' Lar's just checking out the fucktard in sneakers off-lens to the left. He knows he'd rip up Woody Allen in the armchair.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:05PM

y'all makin me moist.
-Ruth Madoff

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:06PM

We've really achieved a lot--bought some nice little car companies for the tax payers, vertically thinking to add some banks and a really neat insurance conglomerate. Now all we have left to do to make the plan really work, is to put you, Lar, in charge of the nation's monetary system....

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:07PM

Larry: "I've got a Werther's Original in my pocket, come sit on my lap and try to find it"

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:09PM

Do not play pocket pool in my presence.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:11PM

Car Czar: So tell me why you think you'd be good as Fed Chairman?

Economy Czar: Because I am the smartest man in the country.

CC: What would you say was your greatest weakness?

...

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:15PM

This couch is comfy. Naptime.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:15PM

Guys, stop staring at my Cankles

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:15PM

do you notice no one is speaking? WE'RE SAFE!

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:16PM

Seriously, why is that dude packing heat?

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:17PM

Summers: Dare.

Rattner: Okay...I dare you to jerk off with your left hand for five seconds.

Sperling: Hold on. Let me grab a seat.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:20PM

"Penguins can't fly planes!"-Steve
"Quack quack quack quack" -Larry

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:22PM

http://www.cnbc.com/id/31831437

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:24PM

Oh, I, uh, I disagree. You've, uh, you've been living in America too
long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:25PM

No socks Thursday, no pants Friday.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:26PM

Them apples are too shiny, them interns' asses are too tight, Ben on the phone is too squawky. Damn it, get me outa here!

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:29PM

Larry: Larry, go to a mirror!

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:29PM

I'm glad Obama brought us into the age of diversity in the highest ranks of federal government.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:30PM

Wow, I guess apples don't agree with Larry's stomach... Well, he's a quick thinker and used his socks to clean up the mess. But... think Michelle is going to notice the brown spot.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:33PM

Larry: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize 976 numbers charged more for group jobs...

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:41PM

@29 FTW

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:49PM

Four nerds on the brink of finding out that their collective Adult Friend Finder voice Mailbox is once again, empty.

brando

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:54PM

S-Rat: "Do I threaten to call the creditors' committee again?"

Mooseknuckles: "I think it is on the speed dial"

Jaba: "do my feet sweat less in deer skin loafers or in calf skin loafers?... Gosh, I can use a banana split right now..."

But 30 is right on, and 8 wins in the DB context.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:54PM

"so that's the little red button...you know we could put an end to this whole crisis if we push it..."

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:57PM

Is that a Norman Rockwell original?

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:57PM

Is that phone just very big or are all those people just very small?

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:00PM

Seriously, who are these midgets?
Why can't Boner Boy shave and iron his pants?
Why can't this other clown get a haircut?
Why can't this lard ball put socks on?

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:04PM

God I love DB comments.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:05PM

"OK now read that order back to me!"

"Three blondes, two brunettes, two redheads, a donkey and a midget for Geithner"

"You got it all right except the last part is A DONKEY FOR THAT MIDGET GEITHNER".

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:06PM

"OK now read that order back to me!"

"Three blondes, two brunettes, two redheads, a donkey and a midget for Geithner"

"You got it all right except the last part is A DONKEY FOR THAT MIDGET GEITHNER".

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:13PM

Bizzaro White House: The only photo in existence where Larry is the only one with eyes wide open.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:19PM

Solemnly staring ahead and completely disengaged from his body. With doll-eyed obsequiousness, Sumner replied to the barrage of questions in only monosyllabic whispers. In such uncertainty the clarity of one’s personal nadir can be strangely comforting he thought, spinning a disassociated internal dialogue deeper and deeper. Suddenly, the urgency on the end of the other line jostles him awake… Sumner growls; “There’s no fucking deal ‘till we get proof of life”… “I want a finger wrapped in today’s paper, or you won’t see a fucking dime.” He had these battles before, and he knew with perfect certainty he’d see another. Meanwhile the guy in the back continues to touch himself…I guess we all have different ways of dealing with the pressure… Scene

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:22PM

Bess, This is a rich post. Look at the volume of comments. Keep them coming.

I love you,

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:22PM

I'm just amazed to see Larry Summers awake for once.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:26PM

@56-- that's not david hyde pierce, it's the rockefaker guy in a new alias.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:30PM

Larry: I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:37PM

"It's not working Larry"
"I said dail 8, 1, then the number"
"Still not working Larry"
"Did you dial the area code?"
"no"
"It's working now...Hi I'd like to cancel my subscription to Playboy"

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:39PM

Looks like a bunch of French majors wearing clothes no gay man would be caught dead in. Isn't there somewhere beyond the Gap to shop in the 'hood there?

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:42PM

Larry awoke to the startling discovery that Treasury officials, concluding that his narcoleptic tendencies were a distraction at meetings, finally decided that a better use for him would be as a subject for the 5 pm Still Life drawing class.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:44PM

"for the last time, there's no nobel prize in pornagraphy"

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:49PM

77

Satan?

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:49PM

"typically we don't let interns set economic policy, but oh what the hell, you only live once"

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:51PM

Shit, the caller ID says Harvard

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:51PM

Shit, the caller ID says Harvard

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:58PM

Too bad they didn't capture the view from the other side of the room with the Homie in Chief chillin' in some phat Fila sweats

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:58PM

The day "business casual" died.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 3:02PM

the gent standing up is brian deese, recent grad of yale law school, running the auto show for obama

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 3:28PM

Rattner: I never would have thought Sheila would be into those kind of things...

Summers: Seriously guys, it was a one time role play thing, usually she wears the gag... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M SHOWING YOU THESE!

-D-Rat

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 3:34PM

"Put them on speaker phone...I ordered a large meatlovers with extra cheese, four cups of ranch on the side for dipping and a two liter diet coke...what do you mean my aide doesn't know how to phone in an order, he's from Yale, for God's sake...I'm gonna call the INS on you, little fuck...in fact, I AM the INS..."

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 3:43PM

Is it just me, or S-Rat looks like a Ruth Madoff twin here?

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 4:02PM

If apples were 10 cents each during the Great Depression how much should we tell folks to ask today, adjusted for inflation of course? Jesus Christ! Use a calculator if you can't do the math in your head!!

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 4:28PM

@68 FTW!!

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 4:46PM

“Get someone on the phone and replace these goddamned apples with a roast beef platter immediately, c'mon folks we’ve talked about this!”

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 4:47PM

“Get someone on the phone and replace these goddamned apples with a roast beef platter immediately, c'mon folks we’ve talked about this!”

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 4:48PM

Bowl of Braeburn apples--$20

High-tech teleconferencing device--$500

Frederick Church landscape--$2,000,000

Opportunity to skewer four giant douchebags from D.C on Dealbreaker.com--Priceless

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 5:11PM

The AP was able to secure the photo (above) showing Larry Summers moments before his legendary temper resulted in a quadruple homicide. Authorities speculate his baggy pants concealed a female-sized pistol.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 5:15PM

87: Let's quote MJ... "you are not alone..."

Yes, SR and RM would be a beautiful pairing.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 5:23PM

93 I'll take smart people dressed badly over dumb people in suits any day. The W White House was packed with yes men. No tolerance of any dissent. Hence the problems of today.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 5:44PM

Meet Lonny, Jugdish, Clayton

DOnt be shy about helping yourself to punch & cookies

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 6:01PM

@93: as if these washed-up losers are not yes-men. give me a break. "hence the problems of tomorrow".

68 is beautiful.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 6:02PM

@96, that is.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 6:45PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 6:46PM

I see what you did there, 100.

-L Summers

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 6:56PM

101 comments and 4 still wins.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 7:03PM

4 was not that funny at all. 8 won this shit by a landslide.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 8:21PM

A Mo-Jo, it's a very high-tech machine that transmits voices to distant places.

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 8:47PM

What do you mean to say I'm not Fed Chairman yet?!?

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:15PM

96- Clothes make the man

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:47PM

Standing Guy 1: Look what he just did on the floor

Standing Guy 2: If you don't rub his nose in it he won't know that it was bad

Guy in Red Shirt: See that Larry? SEE THAT? NO, BAD!!!

Posted by guest , Jul 10, 2009 12:34AM

I'd like to take shove a Braeburn apple up each of their asses....

Probably too late for the dork in the khakis.

Posted by guest , Jul 10, 2009 12:36AM

4 wins, for sure.