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Oh yeah, that happened. The Daily Beast has whole bunch of Madoff family photos today, depicting Ponzi Nation in happier times. Our favorites after the jump (and obviously above). Something tells us Richard Cohen will appreciate one in particular.
Earlier: Caption Contest Of Horrors
my new wallpaper. done.
40 years of fraud – 3 years in jail before you die = worth it.
…workin’ at the caar waash
glorious
my but he was quite the fattie
♫I am so SMART, I am so SMART, S-M-R-T♫
How sweet…a bit of makeup and he lets that do grow out, and he’s gonna be some fine prison bitch.We know he’s got the legs, but who knew he’s prettier than Betty Thomas??? If he can learn to push the teacart on pumps, he’ll go far in his new life….
@6 how did you do that?!?!
I’m just happy Paine Webber wasn’t here to see this.
If you look reeeeeally hard, you can *almost* see the camel toe . . .
“You muh…muh…muh…maaaek me happy!”
I bet he can smell the rings of Saturn with that nose.
I’ll take a sip of that cool, refreshing lemonade(?), thank you.
Wow, Ruth actually looks human there.
Those dimples are SOOO cute!
I’m Bernie Madoff bitch…buy me a drink!
First picture…Dancing or brawling…looks like he getting ready to throw a jab! Either way he better get some good lessons soon. He’s going to need it.
Ruthy’s not finding the new sugar daddy with that photo
Shamone!
nanoo nanoo
@11….yes……Madoff went “full retard”.
He looks like Gene Wilder in “Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory” in the last picture.
and the shirt should read, “Thank you, Kevin Bacon.”
Thank you, Kidder Peabody!
Biff Bifferson
Madoff the Movie.. starring Gene Wilder!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Gene_Wilder_02.jpg
Ruth sure was something before electricity
No….Dustin Hoffman is a ringer for Madoff.
1/ As long as the music is playing, you’ve got to get up and dance.
2/ Oh, I never carry weapons after business hours.
3/ You buy enough meat, they’ll give you anything.
Hi, I’m Gene Wilder, let me tell you about my split-strike strategy.
@8 – type your comment in Word. Insert symbols where appropriate. Copy ‘n paste back into DB comments.
For example, you might say:
☺ Bernie! A lot of ♂ are about to ♥ your ass!
28 here, 23&26 you both beat me
Check out that jew nose.
Who believes these piece of shit statements?
http://www.scribd.com/doc/8976754/Madoff-Trading-Statement-November-2008
One SCHNOZCLOPS to rule them all.
@32
I did. Good thing I’ve still got more money than you.
K Bacon
No Bernie, thank you.
Don Marron
Dinner for one at the Bird Cage?!?
I would imagine, with Bernie’s monstrous nads, it took him only one shot to fill that cup
@29 – FTW
Dammit 29 !!!! I had the quants at AIG freaked out with my communications spiced up with wing-dings and stuff such as yours. Now they will know the “Wizard” is just manipulating the communiques behind the curtain.
~Guy Who Went to MIT But Loses Money Regularly
You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in,
Then you take everyone’s fucking money!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@29
Bess, you, what can I say. You can keep this up, I’ll have to love you even more.
Yeehaw!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8pcME4MMj0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs%2Ebnet%2Ecom%2Fsalesmachine%2F%3Fp%3D3889%26tag%3Dhighlighted%5Finsight&feature=player_embedded
♥♦♣♠•◘♦♥♠○◙M♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !”#$%
they’re just ASCII codes… no need to type in Word, can do directly
It chaps my ass just looking at that old photo knowing how much money he stole even back then.
And then that cock sucker goes out and buys a shirt like that…
Ruth has penis
Thanks @43.
Bernie, prison is about to rock your ass like a §
§-☻▬☺-♀
Jew better believe it!
@21. First time I have seen The Digital Underground on this site. +10.
@21. First time I have seen The Digital Underground on this site. +10.
@21. First time I have seen The Digital Underground on this site. +10.
@21. First time I have seen The Digital Underground on this site. +10.
@47 Jew you know we do bitch. You fuckin scumbag
Bernie’s College Business Plan
1. collect shitty shirts
2. ?????
3. Profit
Apparently the ????, was steal a lot of money from as many people as possible. The shitty shirts were just to throw off the SEC.
@21. First time I have seen The Digital Underground on this site. +10.
In “Yet Another 48 Hours,” Reggie Hammond and Jack Cates teams up again to track down the greatest financial crime lord, but first Reggie needs to get Jack temporarily paroled…
Bonus if we can get a clip of Bernie singing Roxanne.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083511/
I think Gary Busey said it best for all of us when he stated:
“When you get lost in your imaginatory vagueness your foresight will become a nimble vagrant.”
Sometimes I like to jerk it with my left hand. I like to call it, “the stranger.”
@ 48, 49, 50, 51, 54,….-50 for a rookie mistake of having an itchy trigger finger
Shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker
@9!
32 Interesting. This shows purchases of a lot of blue chips. I guess there’s a part later that shows sales of same at a higher price. I guess also that it took some effort and energy to identify post facto the appropriate entry and exit prices to put on the statements in a way that doesn’t look entirely suspicious. Bern had to be a little too busy for that. If I were his office manager, that woman with the Bentley and the big houses on Long Island and in Boca, I would be wondering when the FBI was going to start asking difficult questions.
Yeah baby!!!!
@61
Also the index option trades towards the end looked kinda fishy at first glance, too lazy to check though
Hi Mark! Even money has you out of the Nantucket house by August.
Same nose as Humpty!
1) I might have just sharted
2) Cheers honey! All done with the poo poo undis
3) Ahhhh! Clean, freshly bleached anus
“look at me dance the jig, i just stole billions from widows orphans and charities”
8======)—–
These photos yield a suspicious rate of return for laughter….
I preface this with the fact that Madoff looks like Gene Kelly in CHarlie in the Chocolate Factory….
“You get NOTHING! You lose! Good day, sir!”
Still not clear?…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKG07305CBs
@ 31- There is no such thing as a jewish nose.
Well we’re movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
Beans don’t burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin’,
Just to get up that hill.
Now we’re up in the big leagues,
Gettin’ our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it’s you and me baby,
There ain’t nothin wrong with that.
Well we’re movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Bubba’s trophy is going to be taking the pipe until he hangs himself. Can you say suicide watch?
Bubba’s trophy is going to be taking the pipe until he hangs himself. Can you say suicide watch?
They mostly just like to move it, mostly
@75 i don’t get it?
No, thank you Bernie
-guy who made the Paine weber t-shirt
Bernie in the first photo looks like a cross between Dustin Hoffman and Susan Boyle (Britain’s got talent).
@76 Alien 2
@70–
“So shines a good deed in a weary world.”
bomp chica bow wow
Ooh, Next thing you know were in the bathroom brushing our teeth.
That’s all part of it. That’s foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling, that’s not part of it but it’s still
very important.
Then we’re in the bedroom. You’re wearing that ugly old baggy paine webber
t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work,
and it’s never looked better on you.
It’s business, it’s business time!
I know that one of us had their own personal stylist and one of us shoplifts their shit from Paine Webber.
FLOYD: Takin’ bets today, Red?
RED: Bear Catholic? Pope shit in the woods? Smokes or coin, bettor’s choice.
FLOYD: Smokes. Put me down for two.
RED: High roller. Who’s your horse?
FLOYD: That gangly sack of shit, third from the front. He’ll be the first.
HEYWOOD: Bullshit. I’ll take that action.
ERNIE: Me too.
HEYWOOD: You’re out some smokes, son. Take my word.
FLOYD: You’re so smart, you call it.
HEYWOOD: I say that chubby fat-ass… let’s see…fifth from the front. Put me down for a quarter deck.
RED: That’s five cigarettes on Fat-Ass. Any takers?
FLOYD: Takin’ bets today, Red?
RED: Bear Catholic? Pope shit in the woods? Smokes or coin, bettor’s choice.
FLOYD: Smokes. Put me down for two.
RED: High roller. Who’s your horse?
FLOYD: That gangly sack of shit, third from the front. He’ll be the first.
HEYWOOD: Bullshit. I’ll take that action.
ERNIE: Me too.
HEYWOOD: You’re out some smokes, son. Take my word.
FLOYD: You’re so smart, you call it.
HEYWOOD: I say that chubby fat-ass… let’s see…fifth from the front. Put me down for a quarter deck.
RED: That’s five cigarettes on Fat-Ass. Any takers?