But since we asked nicely, in the case of Janet Tavakoli, Chaz will make an exception. Tavakoli got some Gaspo-related issues off her chest this morning, including but not limited to what she believes is a hypocritical inability on Chazza's part to allow people (Joe Kernan, Dennis Kneale, etc) to interrupt him, and "caving" to Goldman Sachs, after he was invited to 85 Broad for lox and a schmear. Here's what CG had to say about that:
"I generally don't respond to people who don't matter on Wall Street. But any rational, sane person who hasn't been either hitting the bottle or smoking a joint would watch what I said about Goldman Sachs and come away with two things. 1) I am very tough on them-- they always complain about what I say. and 2) In the so-called 'caving' clip I was letting them give their side of the story because that's what journalists do. If someone named Janet thinks I'm selling out, she's entitled to her opinion, which I hate to break it to her, really doesn't matter.
We also asked CG how he felt about Tava-K's low-blow, re: Gaspo never making it to the Golden Gloves, on account of an injury, which he's claimed, several times, is the biggest regret of his life. "She's not important enough to give me a low blow," Chaz told us. "The guy that owns the pizza place down the block I care more about than some lady named Janet." As for settling this on-air, Tavakoli has already told the FT she's declined previous invitations from CNBC, and if she's thinking there'll be another offer, think again. "I wouldn't debate her. She's a nobody, she's a publicity hound," CG said. "I'd rather debate Lucas Van Praag."






Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:14AM
Why would anyone want to have sex with Dylan Ratigan? It just doesn't make any sense.
Dennis Kneale
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 22, 2009 11:14AM
More like... nobody! Amanduhhhh
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:14AM
CG always telling it like it is! He'd mop the floor with that broad. He'd even mop the floor at 85 Broad with that broad. CG's a floor mopper!
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:18AM
Mopping floors is for pussies.
UT graduate
Hook 'em Horns!
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:18AM
charlie gasparino responds to every single perceived insult, real and imagined.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:19AM
So Janet likens CNBC to Dilbert? Actually makes some sense
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:19AM
what I actually said was "I'd rather fuck Lucas Van Praag." Because really, who wouldn't?
-CG
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:21AM
fuckin jabroni
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:21AM
paulson v cg. who wins?
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:24AM
@9 paulson would finish cg with one punch.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:25AM
is he saying the pizza guy down the street blows him?
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 22, 2009 11:25AM
Tavakoli just got pwnd
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:26AM
Oh no he di'nt!
We bout to swing them things!
There's about to be a WHAT! Girlfight!
JT
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:27AM
I love when charlie tries to sound sophisticated.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:28AM
Why does everyone hate Dennis Kneale so much?
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:29AM
Waiting for the South Park episode
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:30AM
@17 b/c he a fuckin fag. next question.
-cg
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:31AM
come on, hotel room guy, let's get cg's bill from this morning, after he spent the night with JT.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:32AM
Gasparino is the Sarah Palin of finance. oversensitive reactionary narcissist
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:32AM
you got that wrong. i said i wouldn't fuck her with van praag's dick.
-cg
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:34AM
@19 he also has given birth to a litter of retards.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:37AM
Dennis Kneale does not appreciate you speaking negatively about him.
Patches O'Hoolihan
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:38AM
CATFIGHT!!! Tavakoli swings her arms like salamis...an attribute that CG actually finds endearing
Posted by dubs , Jul 22, 2009 11:47AM
I'm starting to like gasparino more and more, never heard tavakoli say anything interesting for someone who is an "expert" in structured finance.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:47AM
@9
It's moot, since there's really no conceivable scenario in which the two would cross paths--save for Charlie killing a pigeon in the street for getting in his way, Hammer watching it unfold, and then going Audubon Society all over Chaz's ass.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:51AM
The real story here is Bess's access to CG and how he throws out choice quotes for her to use.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:51AM
Fat Charlie is just being cheap with the PR for the craptastic coloring book he is going to flood the 99cent stores with.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:53AM
I'd nail her
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:55AM
CG is really going to ratchet up the intensity when he punishes his lats tonight.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:57AM
CG is Equity Private... I'm telling you it's true.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:00PM
You know that is exactly the response I expected from the gasbag. Why? Because I actually agree with him.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:02PM
Charlie,
You are an egomaniac. I know that you won't respond to me because I am a nobody. You did cave you pussy.
One day you state "stop protecting Goldman". Within a few days you are stating how important GS is to liquidity of the market. BS.
I have to turn off CNBC everytime that you come on because all I hear from you is how you broke story XYZ first.
You are meaningless and I hope CNBC shit cans your ass.
YOU ARE A NOBODY. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!! I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:02PM
CG were are the tough question?
Zero Hedge doesn't want to get in the middle of this, but would like to inquire just what question was it that Charlie had posed to Lucas that was tough on Goldman? Was Charlie specifically inquiring about Goldman's provisioning of liquidity? When is the last time that Charlie even uttered the word liquidity on air, at least when it did not involve vodka? Is Charlie aware that Goldman dominates over 50% of NYSE's principal-based program trading? But like I said, we are not getting involved in this one.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:03PM
Charlie,
You are an egomaniac. I know that you won't respond to me because I am a nobody. You did cave you pussy.
One day you state "stop protecting Goldman". Within a few days you are stating how important GS is to liquidity of the market. BS.
I have to turn off CNBC everytime that you come on because all I hear from you is how you broke story XYZ first.
You are meaningless and I hope CNBC shit cans your ass.
YOU ARE A NOBODY. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!! I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:03PM
I have to admit that I am a Gaspo fan. He is never boring.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:04PM
Charlie,
You are an egomaniac. I know that you won't respond to me because I am a nobody. You did cave you pussy.
One day you state "stop protecting Goldman". Within a few days you are stating how important GS is to liquidity of the market. BS.
I have to turn off CNBC everytime that you come on because all I hear from you is how you broke story XYZ first.
You are meaningless and I hope CNBC shit cans your ass.
YOU ARE A NOBODY. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!! I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:05PM
@30
You are out of your mind. Those 2 don't mix. But I concede that you tried to make a joke. Not even close.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:06PM
@36: Did Charlie forget to pay you? He probably left it on the dresser. Look there.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:07PM
What kind of response is that?! Sounds as if she must be right since all he can do is attack her as though that is an answer.
Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Jul 22, 2009 12:07PM
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831 Broadway
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Guests: Chazz G., Janet T.
Room Charge: 49.95 @ 3hrs
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Videos:
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Raging Bull ............. 4.99
Room Service:
2 Quarts Muscle Milk
(cappuccino flavor).........8.99
Cialis
(3 tabs @ 25 mg)...........75.00
Pitcher of Ice Water ....... free
Meat ball Sandwich ......... 6.00
Amityville Public Library
Out of town patron loan
"Fooled by Randomness"
N.N. Taleb (abridged ed.)... 2.00
Kleenex .................. 3.99
(5 boxes)
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:08PM
Charlie's good for a few laughs and a half-pound of provolone. And page views.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:10PM
Chaz - isn't responding a response after all?
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:10PM
If it wasn't for CG we'd be lampooning CNBC brassiere data...
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:11PM
What pizza place is he talking about?
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:15PM
@40 pretty good
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:20PM
@9 I don't know who wins the fight but undoubtedly at some point during the fray CG would mop the floor with Paulson. I am not saying CG would be the last one standing but Paulson would meet the floor. CG's a floor mopper.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:21PM
Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms:
X Believing that you're better than others
X Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
X Exaggerating your achievements or talents
X Expecting constant praise and admiration
X Believing that you're special
? Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings
X Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
X Taking advantage of others
X Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
XX Being jealous of others
XX Believing that others are jealous of you
? Trouble keeping healthy relationships
X Setting unrealistic goals
X Being easily hurt and rejected
X Having a fragile self-esteem
X Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional
Charlie needs help. Please help Charlie!
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:26PM
He's only 5'6'', right?
Just a short lil fella.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:27PM
33=EP
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 12:28PM
@48 technically an oompa loompa?
Posted by highlyconfident , Jul 22, 2009 12:36PM
@9 The Hammer would dominate CG with a series of suplexes, but ultimately lose via disqualification because of Blankfein's interference with the steel chair
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 1:02PM
CNBC would you please give Rebecca Jarvis voice lesson? Her voice is irritating not to mention the smirk.She's bright 'tho.
I think, Erin Burnett is still more appealing not that I'm a fan but just that feeling there's something lacking in the show without her.
My office mates always notice her absence.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 1:05PM
@40: great! I love the meatball sandwich in all receipts.
Sony VHS Player...............120.00
Adapter cable, gold-tip........29.99
"Golden Gloves: The Complete Archives" 21 tape collection...............567.00
Fabozzi, Frank et al. "Introduction to Structured Finance" 5th ed.....99.95
Everlast 16 oz boxing gloves...59.99
Everlast wrist wraps (2).......19.99
Bag of ice......................2.50
Extra-large band-aids (box).....5.99
9-11 call.......................0.00
Restraining order...........canceled
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 1:27PM
@21 Wow.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 1:39PM
Oh, boo, MCC just called you all "moronic."
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 2:47PM
@49
Everything is a conspiracy over there. CG ignores them as all sane people do.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 3:18PM
@52 I want to punch her in the face Raging Bull style every time she asks a question (inserts that stupid smirk). Her problem at CNBC are her models for success. She's like a hybrid of Bartiromo and something a little smarter, only about 15 years younger.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 4:14PM
Chaz, the publics opinions matter because they = ratings. If the public thinks you are a douche then they watch something else which means no ratings. GE will only keep you around for as long as you remain profitable. Doesn't CNBC have a PR staff who can tell these fools to act professional?
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 4:22PM
What is the date and results of your last drug test?
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 4:23PM
I think that Charlie provides desperately needed comic relief for CNBC. I love watching that jambroni start "tawking" fast and waving his arms around.
Even his constant 5 O'Clock shadow has become more pronounced in his latest testosterone-fueled fury. Pretty soon, we'll probably see large sweat stains under his armpits when he goes on his on-air rants. I'm hoping he becomes violent on the air, like his childhood neighbor that he talks about occassionally, and starts pounding on something.
I love this jamoke.
Pfluger
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 4:30PM
@60 He is the Adam Carolla of business "news"
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 5:00PM
Chuck: [singing] Dammit, Janet, I love you.
Rocky Horror II
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 10:29PM
Does Charlie thinks he matters on Wall Street? He's a laughing stock amongst the people who actually recognize him which is mostly just bottom of the rung boiler room type brokers who stare at CNBC instead of doing any actual business. Them and day trading housewives.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2009 11:29PM
@63 you idiot, I am an MD at a bulge bracket firm, and after meeting CG in the locker room at Reebok Sports Club (I think he had a guest past) I have to count myself as one of the Chazzmaster's biggest fans. I'm just wondering what the guy knows better, the Gym or the Street.
Posted by guest , Aug 18, 2009 11:52AM
Previous post seems to describe by CG and Janet. Is there a hotel room large enough to house both egos? Perhaps Janet is a muncher and plays for her own team.
Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms:
X Believing that you're better than others
X Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
X Exaggerating your achievements or talents
X Expecting constant praise and admiration
X Believing that you're special
? Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings
X Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
X Taking advantage of others
X Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
XX Being jealous of others
XX Believing that others are jealous of you
? Trouble keeping healthy relationships
X Setting unrealistic goals
X Being easily hurt and rejected
X Having a fragile self-esteem
X Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional