But since we asked nicely, in the case of Janet Tavakoli, Chaz will make an exception. Tavakoli got some Gaspo-related issues off her chest this morning, including but not limited to what she believes is a hypocritical inability on Chazza’s part to allow people (Joe Kernan, Dennis Kneale, etc) to interrupt him, and “caving” to Goldman Sachs, after he was invited to 85 Broad for lox and a schmear. Here’s what CG had to say about that:
“I generally don’t respond to people who don’t matter on Wall Street. But any rational, sane person who hasn’t been either hitting the bottle or smoking a joint would watch what I said about Goldman Sachs and come away with two things. 1) I am very tough on them– they always complain about what I say. and 2) In the so-called ‘caving’ clip I was letting them give their side of the story because that’s what journalists do. If someone named Janet thinks I’m selling out, she’s entitled to her opinion, which I hate to break it to her, really doesn’t matter.
We also asked CG how he felt about Tava-K’s low-blow, re: Gaspo never making it to the Golden Gloves, on account of an injury, which he’s claimed, several times, is the biggest regret of his life. “She’s not important enough to give me a low blow,” Chaz told us. “The guy that owns the pizza place down the block I care more about than some lady named Janet.” As for settling this on-air, Tavakoli has already told the FT she’s declined previous invitations from CNBC, and if she’s thinking there’ll be another offer, think again. “I wouldn’t debate her. She’s a nobody, she’s a publicity hound,” CG said. “I’d rather debate Lucas Van Praag.”
Why would anyone want to have sex with Dylan Ratigan? It just doesn’t make any sense.
Dennis Kneale
More like… nobody! Amanduhhhh
CG always telling it like it is! He’d mop the floor with that broad. He’d even mop the floor at 85 Broad with that broad. CG’s a floor mopper!
Mopping floors is for pussies.
UT graduate
Hook ‘em Horns!
charlie gasparino responds to every single perceived insult, real and imagined.
So Janet likens CNBC to Dilbert? Actually makes some sense
what I actually said was “I’d rather fuck Lucas Van Praag.” Because really, who wouldn’t?
-CG
fuckin jabroni
paulson v cg. who wins?
@9 paulson would finish cg with one punch.
is he saying the pizza guy down the street blows him?
Tavakoli just got pwnd
Oh no he di’nt!
We bout to swing them things!
There’s about to be a WHAT! Girlfight!
JT
I love when charlie tries to sound sophisticated.
Why does everyone hate Dennis Kneale so much?
Waiting for the South Park episode
@17 b/c he a fuckin fag. next question.
-cg
come on, hotel room guy, let’s get cg’s bill from this morning, after he spent the night with JT.
Gasparino is the Sarah Palin of finance. oversensitive reactionary narcissist
you got that wrong. i said i wouldn’t fuck her with van praag’s dick.
-cg
@19 he also has given birth to a litter of retards.
Dennis Kneale does not appreciate you speaking negatively about him.
Patches O’Hoolihan
CATFIGHT!!! Tavakoli swings her arms like salamis…an attribute that CG actually finds endearing
I’m starting to like gasparino more and more, never heard tavakoli say anything interesting for someone who is an “expert” in structured finance.
@9
It’s moot, since there’s really no conceivable scenario in which the two would cross paths–save for Charlie killing a pigeon in the street for getting in his way, Hammer watching it unfold, and then going Audubon Society all over Chaz’s ass.
The real story here is Bess’s access to CG and how he throws out choice quotes for her to use.
Fat Charlie is just being cheap with the PR for the craptastic coloring book he is going to flood the 99cent stores with.
I’d nail her
CG is really going to ratchet up the intensity when he punishes his lats tonight.
CG is Equity Private… I’m telling you it’s true.
You know that is exactly the response I expected from the gasbag. Why? Because I actually agree with him.
Charlie,
You are an egomaniac. I know that you won’t respond to me because I am a nobody. You did cave you pussy.
One day you state “stop protecting Goldman”. Within a few days you are stating how important GS is to liquidity of the market. BS.
I have to turn off CNBC everytime that you come on because all I hear from you is how you broke story XYZ first.
You are meaningless and I hope CNBC shit cans your ass.
YOU ARE A NOBODY. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!! I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
CG were are the tough question?
Zero Hedge doesn’t want to get in the middle of this, but would like to inquire just what question was it that Charlie had posed to Lucas that was tough on Goldman? Was Charlie specifically inquiring about Goldman’s provisioning of liquidity? When is the last time that Charlie even uttered the word liquidity on air, at least when it did not involve vodka? Is Charlie aware that Goldman dominates over 50% of NYSE’s principal-based program trading? But like I said, we are not getting involved in this one.
Charlie,
You are an egomaniac. I know that you won’t respond to me because I am a nobody. You did cave you pussy.
One day you state “stop protecting Goldman”. Within a few days you are stating how important GS is to liquidity of the market. BS.
I have to turn off CNBC everytime that you come on because all I hear from you is how you broke story XYZ first.
You are meaningless and I hope CNBC shit cans your ass.
YOU ARE A NOBODY. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!! I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
I have to admit that I am a Gaspo fan. He is never boring.
Charlie,
You are an egomaniac. I know that you won’t respond to me because I am a nobody. You did cave you pussy.
One day you state “stop protecting Goldman”. Within a few days you are stating how important GS is to liquidity of the market. BS.
I have to turn off CNBC everytime that you come on because all I hear from you is how you broke story XYZ first.
You are meaningless and I hope CNBC shit cans your ass.
YOU ARE A NOBODY. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!! I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
@30
You are out of your mind. Those 2 don’t mix. But I concede that you tried to make a joke. Not even close.
@36: Did Charlie forget to pay you? He probably left it on the dresser. Look there.
What kind of response is that?! Sounds as if she must be right since all he can do is attack her as though that is an answer.
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Charlie’s good for a few laughs and a half-pound of provolone. And page views.
Chaz – isn’t responding a response after all?
If it wasn’t for CG we’d be lampooning CNBC brassiere data…
What pizza place is he talking about?
@40 pretty good
@9 I don’t know who wins the fight but undoubtedly at some point during the fray CG would mop the floor with Paulson. I am not saying CG would be the last one standing but Paulson would meet the floor. CG’s a floor mopper.
Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms:
X Believing that you’re better than others
X Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
X Exaggerating your achievements or talents
X Expecting constant praise and admiration
X Believing that you’re special
? Failing to recognize other people’s emotions and feelings
X Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
X Taking advantage of others
X Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
XX Being jealous of others
XX Believing that others are jealous of you
? Trouble keeping healthy relationships
X Setting unrealistic goals
X Being easily hurt and rejected
X Having a fragile self-esteem
X Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional
Charlie needs help. Please help Charlie!
He’s only 5’6”, right?
Just a short lil fella.
33=EP
@48 technically an oompa loompa?
@9 The Hammer would dominate CG with a series of suplexes, but ultimately lose via disqualification because of Blankfein’s interference with the steel chair
CNBC would you please give Rebecca Jarvis voice lesson? Her voice is irritating not to mention the smirk.She’s bright ‘tho.
I think, Erin Burnett is still more appealing not that I’m a fan but just that feeling there’s something lacking in the show without her.
My office mates always notice her absence.
@40: great! I love the meatball sandwich in all receipts.
Sony VHS Player……………120.00
Adapter cable, gold-tip……..29.99
“Golden Gloves: The Complete Archives” 21 tape collection……………567.00
Fabozzi, Frank et al. “Introduction to Structured Finance” 5th ed…..99.95
Everlast 16 oz boxing gloves…59.99
Everlast wrist wraps (2)…….19.99
Bag of ice………………….2.50
Extra-large band-aids (box)…..5.99
9-11 call…………………..0.00
Restraining order………..canceled
@21 Wow.
Oh, boo, MCC just called you all “moronic.”
@49
Everything is a conspiracy over there. CG ignores them as all sane people do.
@52 I want to punch her in the face Raging Bull style every time she asks a question (inserts that stupid smirk). Her problem at CNBC are her models for success. She’s like a hybrid of Bartiromo and something a little smarter, only about 15 years younger.
Chaz, the publics opinions matter because they = ratings. If the public thinks you are a douche then they watch something else which means no ratings. GE will only keep you around for as long as you remain profitable. Doesn’t CNBC have a PR staff who can tell these fools to act professional?
What is the date and results of your last drug test?
I think that Charlie provides desperately needed comic relief for CNBC. I love watching that jambroni start “tawking” fast and waving his arms around.
Even his constant 5 O’Clock shadow has become more pronounced in his latest testosterone-fueled fury. Pretty soon, we’ll probably see large sweat stains under his armpits when he goes on his on-air rants. I’m hoping he becomes violent on the air, like his childhood neighbor that he talks about occassionally, and starts pounding on something.
I love this jamoke.
Pfluger
@60 He is the Adam Carolla of business “news”
Chuck: [singing] Dammit, Janet, I love you.
Rocky Horror II
Does Charlie thinks he matters on Wall Street? He’s a laughing stock amongst the people who actually recognize him which is mostly just bottom of the rung boiler room type brokers who stare at CNBC instead of doing any actual business. Them and day trading housewives.
@63 you idiot, I am an MD at a bulge bracket firm, and after meeting CG in the locker room at Reebok Sports Club (I think he had a guest past) I have to count myself as one of the Chazzmaster’s biggest fans. I’m just wondering what the guy knows better, the Gym or the Street.
Previous post seems to describe by CG and Janet. Is there a hotel room large enough to house both egos? Perhaps Janet is a muncher and plays for her own team.
Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms:
X Believing that you’re better than others
X Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
X Exaggerating your achievements or talents
X Expecting constant praise and admiration
X Believing that you’re special
? Failing to recognize other people’s emotions and feelings
X Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
X Taking advantage of others
X Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
XX Being jealous of others
XX Believing that others are jealous of you
? Trouble keeping healthy relationships
X Setting unrealistic goals
X Being easily hurt and rejected
X Having a fragile self-esteem
X Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional