"Tell us something specific that you learned" "No, I'm going to tell you something generic"
"Wait a second buddy, your publicist told us this was going to be a big story"
"Unbelievable, this guy"
CNBC Interview With Guy Who Chatted Up Bernie Yesterday Most Awkward/Awesome Thing To Come Out Of Scam To Date
Posted by Bess Levin, Jul 29, 2009, 1:47pm
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Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:52PM
only caught the end unfortunately...feel free to expatiate.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:55PM
tits cabrera got to use the word "obfuscate"
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:56PM
I'm with @1, expatriate more please.
-HC
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:56PM
Becky Quick's lazy brown eye beats tits cabrera's blanus any day of the week. Its that simple.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:57PM
Yes - please exfoliate on this topic for us!
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:57PM
that was awesome
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:58PM
Why won't you expurgate on this further?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:58PM
Any chance you could link to whatever it is that you are talking about? This is a blog after all, you know, HTML, links, etc.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:59PM
You have to exfiltrate on this please!!
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:02PM
Can I get some extrication please
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:02PM
Excoriate your comments please.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:03PM
well what do you expect?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:04PM
Beth,
I would like you to eviscerate on the exfoliated conundrum we find ourselves within on this placid juggernaut of a man named Bernard. The commiseration and inevitable denunciation of this convoluted character is a flabergastation. Let's conversate.
-Maxine "Smoke On The" Waters
202-225-2201
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jul 29, 2009 2:04PM
@1 it's excrement.
Also the phrase is not, "for all intensive purposes".
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:05PM
Can you please exterminate?
Posted by wcburrs87 , Jul 29, 2009 2:05PM
I kept waiting for cabrerz to use the "you used to be cool" line on the dude.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:06PM
Are there any homonyms you can accentuate?
Posted by Bess Levin , Jul 29, 2009 2:06PM
@8 the fuck? this is a blog? after all? HTML? Links? Etc?
There's nothing to link to until CNBC puts up the clip being referenced. They had the guy who interviewed Bernie Madoff yesterday on, and thought he was going to break huge news/give them some scoop/quotes from Bernie about having his balls cupped/etc. The guy gave them nothing, saying it would be in the suit, and talked down to them like few guests do. There were moments when Scott Cohn, etc had actual looks of shock on their faces and no words coming out of their mouths. Then they were like, but your publicist promised us you had something big, this isn't fair blah blah blah, and Caruso-Cabrera threw out the word "obfuscate" and vowed he'd never be invited on to CNBC again.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:06PM
are there any profits they plan to expropriate?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:07PM
could i get some exorcism on this subject please?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:07PM
that interview was useless
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:08PM
Did he ask Bernie why he loaned $1 million to Gary Klesch who doesn't look like he needs a loan?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:09PM
were the circumstances extenuate?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:11PM
is there someone I need to excoriate?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:11PM
or perhaps exculpate?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:14PM
Someone uses the word expatiate and suddenly everyone has to prove he knows a word that's longer than one syllable?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:15PM
We should've coagulated on this.
-Vinny Chase
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:15PM
@1 here...some of you really need to learn to use Shift F7 before posting big words.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:15PM
CNBC looked foolish - the station is full of egostistical fucks - add to the fact that they basically helped out whomever aided Bernie by saying this guy had nothing and was trying a scare tactic to get people to come forward - that was absolutely embarassing - let the lawyers and prosecutors do what they need to get this case moving...FUCK YOU CNBC
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:16PM
i feel vindicated
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:17PM
i went to a tailgate
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:18PM
@1 you need to learn not to bloviate
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:18PM
Cabrera should have used her #1 asset and titty fucked the story out of him on live TV. I'm talking ratings BONANZA.
(00) 0==8
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:18PM
Masturbate, denigrate, infiltrate
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:19PM
30,
I feel vindictive, motherfucker!
-Ol' Smokey Waters!
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:22PM
denigrate, then infiltrate, then masturbate
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:23PM
Bloomberg > Cnbc
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:24PM
@ 33.. "Think you could TF? I think you might need a hand bridge."
-Whoever said that originally on here...
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:27PM
"Cabrera should have used her #1 asset and titty fucked the story out of him on live TV. "
comment of the day/week/year
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:29PM
video is up on cnbc website now.. Cabrera is HOT when she is all "obfuscate" and all "come on..." and rolling the eyes and all "nobody puts Michelle in the Corner"...
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Jul 29, 2009 2:30PM
He's trying to spread dysentery amonst the ranks.
- Little Carmine
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:30PM
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1199174145&play=1
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 29, 2009 2:32PM
@38 The only hand action that would be needed on an MCC TF would be to scoop up the gobs of baby batter when you are done.
-Original TF Handbridge Guy
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:34PM
Even the name Becky Quick gets me all hot and bothered. MCC, not so much.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:36PM
@13 that was retarded. you in eighth grade? that's the best you could pull out?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:36PM
fetuccini, linguini, martini, bikini
-V.O
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:40PM
I obfuscate all over MCC's face every night.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:46PM
All this talk of tits and ass has made me horny.
Tony Montana
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:47PM
MCC is so damn annoying. She thinks shes a credible journalist? I wouldnt give her the time of day unless I was smashing a victory pie in her face, hyd
She acts like she doesnt make money she prints it, not even close
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:51PM
the tits cabrera part is the best part
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:52PM
The only thing MCC is good at is wiping my ass, with her face.
KNEALEKLOPS
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:04PM
Tits is pissed because she did not get her rimjob, which is explicitly spelled out in the Power Lunch pitch form.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:08PM
What does C. Everett Koop have to with the Bernie Madoff story?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:19PM
Excellent malaprops by@3,5,7,9,11 and 13.
Excellent topical HBO reference by @27 and 41.
Excellent commercial pitch reference by @46.
Sincerely,
~The Thread Critic
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 29, 2009 3:19PM
can we get scott a rug or some fk'n implants? the top of his dome is a hot mess.
that lawyer was wearing the same suit and tie he had on after he met with berns, what gives?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:25PM
Since this clown publicly disrespected CNBC, he better watch his ass -- Gasparino doesn't take this shit from nobody! Its one thing for Charlie the G to go after the CNBC staff, but for an outsider to go after the family, well, that just ain't right...
Pfluger
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:35PM
what kind of an asshole company wouldn't buffer the stream when you pause it?. Poor people don't have high speed internet. Mad Max should get on this case immediately. GE is the giant vampire squid, not GS. Immelt can go blow goats. What an asshole.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:46PM
MCC's Funbags were spectacular in that spot.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:52PM
Lawyer: "Let me put it to you this way...."
JM: "Catbox!!!"
Scott: "Tell me something specific...."
Lawyer: "Let me put it to you this way...."
JM: "HUH???? WHAT???? Electric monkey!!"
Scott: "But you had a press conference....."
JM: "Nodding car people press conference!!"
MCC: "He represented Plame!"
Lawyer: "Let me put it to you this way....never use the word twat in Japanese haiku!!"
Kneale: "Dickweeds!!"
Gaspo: "What have I got? What have I GOT??"
Santelli: "Tea party!!"
MCC: "He's a LIBERAL!"
Madoff: "What the fuck?"
Noel: "What???"
Walter: "Shut the fuck up, Donny. Dude! They pissed on your rug!"
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:53PM
Who wants to see my tits?
SH
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:59PM
@59 - you spend too much time on here.
Thanks for that, though.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 4:10PM
@59 Thank you for tying that all together. Now everything makes sense.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 4:22PM
@59 - Cramer really needs a speaking part in your play. His merely having pantomime epileptic seizures in the background is distracting to the main plot.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 4:50PM
Delicatessen
- Big Word Guy
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 4:54PM
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Bigger word guy.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 5:09PM
Gorn. Caribou. Intercourse. Erogenous zone. Concubine.
-Woody words guy.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 5:14PM
Aren't those all places in Amish Country?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 5:14PM
"He's a street smart guy from Brooklyn..."
Uh yeah, Bernie is from Queens. Nice work on the cliche though.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 6:51PM
MCC is the flounder faced spawn of Sammy Davis Jr. and Mary Jo Buttafuoco.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 7:04PM
Delicatessen
- Big Word Guy
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 8:57PM
Do I really have to spend my time engaged in floccinaucinihilipilification?