“Tell us something specific that you learned” “No, I’m going to tell you something generic”
“Wait a second buddy, your publicist told us this was going to be a big story”
“Unbelievable, this guy”
CNBC Interview With Guy Who Chatted Up Bernie Yesterday Most Awkward/Awesome Thing To Come Out Of Scam To Date
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only caught the end unfortunately…feel free to expatiate.
tits cabrera got to use the word “obfuscate”
I’m with @1, expatriate more please.
-HC
Becky Quick’s lazy brown eye beats tits cabrera’s blanus any day of the week. Its that simple.
Yes – please exfoliate on this topic for us!
that was awesome
Why won’t you expurgate on this further?
Any chance you could link to whatever it is that you are talking about? This is a blog after all, you know, HTML, links, etc.
You have to exfiltrate on this please!!
Can I get some extrication please
Excoriate your comments please.
well what do you expect?
Beth,
I would like you to eviscerate on the exfoliated conundrum we find ourselves within on this placid juggernaut of a man named Bernard. The commiseration and inevitable denunciation of this convoluted character is a flabergastation. Let’s conversate.
-Maxine “Smoke On The” Waters
202-225-2201
@1 it’s excrement.
Also the phrase is not, “for all intensive purposes”.
Can you please exterminate?
I kept waiting for cabrerz to use the “you used to be cool” line on the dude.
Are there any homonyms you can accentuate?
@8 the fuck? this is a blog? after all? HTML? Links? Etc?
There’s nothing to link to until CNBC puts up the clip being referenced. They had the guy who interviewed Bernie Madoff yesterday on, and thought he was going to break huge news/give them some scoop/quotes from Bernie about having his balls cupped/etc. The guy gave them nothing, saying it would be in the suit, and talked down to them like few guests do. There were moments when Scott Cohn, etc had actual looks of shock on their faces and no words coming out of their mouths. Then they were like, but your publicist promised us you had something big, this isn’t fair blah blah blah, and Caruso-Cabrera threw out the word “obfuscate” and vowed he’d never be invited on to CNBC again.
are there any profits they plan to expropriate?
could i get some exorcism on this subject please?
that interview was useless
Did he ask Bernie why he loaned $1 million to Gary Klesch who doesn’t look like he needs a loan?
were the circumstances extenuate?
is there someone I need to excoriate?
or perhaps exculpate?
Someone uses the word expatiate and suddenly everyone has to prove he knows a word that’s longer than one syllable?
We should’ve coagulated on this.
-Vinny Chase
@1 here…some of you really need to learn to use Shift F7 before posting big words.
CNBC looked foolish – the station is full of egostistical fucks – add to the fact that they basically helped out whomever aided Bernie by saying this guy had nothing and was trying a scare tactic to get people to come forward – that was absolutely embarassing – let the lawyers and prosecutors do what they need to get this case moving…FUCK YOU CNBC
i feel vindicated
i went to a tailgate
@1 you need to learn not to bloviate
Masturbate, denigrate, infiltrate
30,
I feel vindictive, motherfucker!
-Ol’ Smokey Waters!
denigrate, then infiltrate, then masturbate
Bloomberg > Cnbc
@ 33.. “Think you could TF? I think you might need a hand bridge.”
-Whoever said that originally on here…
“Cabrera should have used her #1 asset and titty fucked the story out of him on live TV. ”
comment of the day/week/year
video is up on cnbc website now.. Cabrera is HOT when she is all “obfuscate” and all “come on…” and rolling the eyes and all “nobody puts Michelle in the Corner”…
He’s trying to spread dysentery amonst the ranks.
- Little Carmine
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1199174145&play=1
@38 The only hand action that would be needed on an MCC TF would be to scoop up the gobs of baby batter when you are done.
-Original TF Handbridge Guy
Even the name Becky Quick gets me all hot and bothered. MCC, not so much.
@13 that was retarded. you in eighth grade? that’s the best you could pull out?
fetuccini, linguini, martini, bikini
-V.O
I obfuscate all over MCC’s face every night.
All this talk of tits and ass has made me horny.
Tony Montana
MCC is so damn annoying. She thinks shes a credible journalist? I wouldnt give her the time of day unless I was smashing a victory pie in her face, hyd
She acts like she doesnt make money she prints it, not even close
the tits cabrera part is the best part
The only thing MCC is good at is wiping my ass, with her face.
KNEALEKLOPS
Tits is pissed because she did not get her rimjob, which is explicitly spelled out in the Power Lunch pitch form.
What does C. Everett Koop have to with the Bernie Madoff story?
Excellent malaprops by@3,5,7,9,11 and 13.
Excellent topical HBO reference by @27 and 41.
Excellent commercial pitch reference by @46.
Sincerely,
~The Thread Critic
can we get scott a rug or some fk’n implants? the top of his dome is a hot mess.
that lawyer was wearing the same suit and tie he had on after he met with berns, what gives?
Since this clown publicly disrespected CNBC, he better watch his ass — Gasparino doesn’t take this shit from nobody! Its one thing for Charlie the G to go after the CNBC staff, but for an outsider to go after the family, well, that just ain’t right…
Pfluger
what kind of an asshole company wouldn’t buffer the stream when you pause it?. Poor people don’t have high speed internet. Mad Max should get on this case immediately. GE is the giant vampire squid, not GS. Immelt can go blow goats. What an asshole.
MCC’s Funbags were spectacular in that spot.
Lawyer: “Let me put it to you this way….”
JM: “Catbox!!!”
Scott: “Tell me something specific….”
Lawyer: “Let me put it to you this way….”
JM: “HUH???? WHAT???? Electric monkey!!”
Scott: “But you had a press conference…..”
JM: “Nodding car people press conference!!”
MCC: “He represented Plame!”
Lawyer: “Let me put it to you this way….never use the word twat in Japanese haiku!!”
Kneale: “Dickweeds!!”
Gaspo: “What have I got? What have I GOT??”
Santelli: “Tea party!!”
MCC: “He’s a LIBERAL!”
Madoff: “What the fuck?”
Noel: “What???”
Walter: “Shut the fuck up, Donny. Dude! They pissed on your rug!”
Who wants to see my tits?
SH
@59 – you spend too much time on here.
Thanks for that, though.
@59 Thank you for tying that all together. Now everything makes sense.
@59 – Cramer really needs a speaking part in your play. His merely having pantomime epileptic seizures in the background is distracting to the main plot.
Delicatessen
- Big Word Guy
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Bigger word guy.
Gorn. Caribou. Intercourse. Erogenous zone. Concubine.
-Woody words guy.
Aren’t those all places in Amish Country?
“He’s a street smart guy from Brooklyn…”
Uh yeah, Bernie is from Queens. Nice work on the cliche though.
MCC is the flounder faced spawn of Sammy Davis Jr. and Mary Jo Buttafuoco.
Delicatessen
- Big Word Guy
Do I really have to spend my time engaged in floccinaucinihilipilification?