• 29 Jul 2009 at 1:47 PM

CNBC Interview With Guy Who Chatted Up Bernie Yesterday Most Awkward/Awesome Thing To Come Out Of Scam To Date

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“Tell us something specific that you learned” “No, I’m going to tell you something generic”
“Wait a second buddy, your publicist told us this was going to be a big story”
“Unbelievable, this guy”

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    only caught the end unfortunately…feel free to expatiate.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    tits cabrera got to use the word “obfuscate”

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    I’m with @1, expatriate more please.
    -HC

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    Becky Quick’s lazy brown eye beats tits cabrera’s blanus any day of the week. Its that simple.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    Yes – please exfoliate on this topic for us!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    that was awesome

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    Why won’t you expurgate on this further?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    Any chance you could link to whatever it is that you are talking about? This is a blog after all, you know, HTML, links, etc.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    You have to exfiltrate on this please!!

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    Can I get some extrication please

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    Excoriate your comments please.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    well what do you expect?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    Beth,
    I would like you to eviscerate on the exfoliated conundrum we find ourselves within on this placid juggernaut of a man named Bernard. The commiseration and inevitable denunciation of this convoluted character is a flabergastation. Let’s conversate.
    -Maxine “Smoke On The” Waters
    202-225-2201

  14. 14
    Posted by merkin capital partners | July 29, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    @1 it’s excrement.
    Also the phrase is not, “for all intensive purposes”.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    Can you please exterminate?

  16. 16
    Posted by wcburrs87 | July 29, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    I kept waiting for cabrerz to use the “you used to be cool” line on the dude.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    Are there any homonyms you can accentuate?

  18. 18
    Posted by Bess Levin | July 29, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    @8 the fuck? this is a blog? after all? HTML? Links? Etc?
    There’s nothing to link to until CNBC puts up the clip being referenced. They had the guy who interviewed Bernie Madoff yesterday on, and thought he was going to break huge news/give them some scoop/quotes from Bernie about having his balls cupped/etc. The guy gave them nothing, saying it would be in the suit, and talked down to them like few guests do. There were moments when Scott Cohn, etc had actual looks of shock on their faces and no words coming out of their mouths. Then they were like, but your publicist promised us you had something big, this isn’t fair blah blah blah, and Caruso-Cabrera threw out the word “obfuscate” and vowed he’d never be invited on to CNBC again.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    are there any profits they plan to expropriate?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    could i get some exorcism on this subject please?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    that interview was useless

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:08 PM

    Did he ask Bernie why he loaned $1 million to Gary Klesch who doesn’t look like he needs a loan?

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    were the circumstances extenuate?

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    is there someone I need to excoriate?

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    or perhaps exculpate?

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Someone uses the word expatiate and suddenly everyone has to prove he knows a word that’s longer than one syllable?

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    We should’ve coagulated on this.
    -Vinny Chase

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    @1 here…some of you really need to learn to use Shift F7 before posting big words.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    CNBC looked foolish – the station is full of egostistical fucks – add to the fact that they basically helped out whomever aided Bernie by saying this guy had nothing and was trying a scare tactic to get people to come forward – that was absolutely embarassing – let the lawyers and prosecutors do what they need to get this case moving…FUCK YOU CNBC

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    i feel vindicated

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    i went to a tailgate

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    @1 you need to learn not to bloviate

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Masturbate, denigrate, infiltrate

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    30,
    I feel vindictive, motherfucker!
    -Ol’ Smokey Waters!

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    denigrate, then infiltrate, then masturbate

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    Bloomberg > Cnbc

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    @ 33.. “Think you could TF? I think you might need a hand bridge.”
    -Whoever said that originally on here…

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    “Cabrera should have used her #1 asset and titty fucked the story out of him on live TV. ”
    comment of the day/week/year

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    video is up on cnbc website now.. Cabrera is HOT when she is all “obfuscate” and all “come on…” and rolling the eyes and all “nobody puts Michelle in the Corner”…

  40. 40
    Posted by Becky Boot Fan | July 29, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    He’s trying to spread dysentery amonst the ranks.
    - Little Carmine

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1199174145&play=1

  42. 42
    Posted by NakedShort | July 29, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    @38 The only hand action that would be needed on an MCC TF would be to scoop up the gobs of baby batter when you are done.
    -Original TF Handbridge Guy

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    Even the name Becky Quick gets me all hot and bothered. MCC, not so much.

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    @13 that was retarded. you in eighth grade? that’s the best you could pull out?

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    fetuccini, linguini, martini, bikini
    -V.O

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    I obfuscate all over MCC’s face every night.

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    All this talk of tits and ass has made me horny.
    Tony Montana

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    MCC is so damn annoying. She thinks shes a credible journalist? I wouldnt give her the time of day unless I was smashing a victory pie in her face, hyd
    She acts like she doesnt make money she prints it, not even close

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    the tits cabrera part is the best part

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    The only thing MCC is good at is wiping my ass, with her face.
    KNEALEKLOPS

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    Tits is pissed because she did not get her rimjob, which is explicitly spelled out in the Power Lunch pitch form.

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    What does C. Everett Koop have to with the Bernie Madoff story?

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    Excellent malaprops by@3,5,7,9,11 and 13.
    Excellent topical HBO reference by @27 and 41.
    Excellent commercial pitch reference by @46.
    Sincerely,
    ~The Thread Critic

  54. 54
    Posted by Investorcluzo | July 29, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    can we get scott a rug or some fk’n implants? the top of his dome is a hot mess.
    that lawyer was wearing the same suit and tie he had on after he met with berns, what gives?

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    Since this clown publicly disrespected CNBC, he better watch his ass — Gasparino doesn’t take this shit from nobody! Its one thing for Charlie the G to go after the CNBC staff, but for an outsider to go after the family, well, that just ain’t right…
    Pfluger

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    what kind of an asshole company wouldn’t buffer the stream when you pause it?. Poor people don’t have high speed internet. Mad Max should get on this case immediately. GE is the giant vampire squid, not GS. Immelt can go blow goats. What an asshole.

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    MCC’s Funbags were spectacular in that spot.

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Lawyer: “Let me put it to you this way….”
    JM: “Catbox!!!”
    Scott: “Tell me something specific….”
    Lawyer: “Let me put it to you this way….”
    JM: “HUH???? WHAT???? Electric monkey!!”
    Scott: “But you had a press conference…..”
    JM: “Nodding car people press conference!!”
    MCC: “He represented Plame!”
    Lawyer: “Let me put it to you this way….never use the word twat in Japanese haiku!!”
    Kneale: “Dickweeds!!”
    Gaspo: “What have I got? What have I GOT??”
    Santelli: “Tea party!!”
    MCC: “He’s a LIBERAL!”
    Madoff: “What the fuck?”
    Noel: “What???”
    Walter: “Shut the fuck up, Donny. Dude! They pissed on your rug!”

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Who wants to see my tits?
    SH

  60. 60
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    @59 – you spend too much time on here.
    Thanks for that, though.

  61. 61
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    @59 Thank you for tying that all together. Now everything makes sense.

  62. 62
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    @59 – Cramer really needs a speaking part in your play. His merely having pantomime epileptic seizures in the background is distracting to the main plot.

  63. 63
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    - Big Word Guy

  64. 64
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    Bigger word guy.

  65. 65
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    -Woody words guy.

  66. 66
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    Aren’t those all places in Amish Country?

  67. 67
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    “He’s a street smart guy from Brooklyn…”
    Uh yeah, Bernie is from Queens. Nice work on the cliche though.

  68. 68
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    MCC is the flounder faced spawn of Sammy Davis Jr. and Mary Jo Buttafuoco.

  69. 69
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    - Big Word Guy

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