Following up on yesterday’s call to fix the economy by prosecuting Lloyd Blankfein, Willard continues:
Yeah, when the tens of billions of dollars of state money that could have helped fix health care wasn’t enough, Lloyd Blankfein, the CEO of Goldman, just kept right on denying that he and his firms were insolvent because they’d gambled at casinos without bothering to make sure the house could actually pay off the bets being offered, and he went out and convinced Buffett and other investors that since the state was going to cover any losses that the firm might have at their own casino anyway, he might as well put in a little bit of his money to catch some upside.
Why doesn’t someone send someone to prison for this stuff? It’s clearly illegal, no?
Goldman Sachs vs America – heads I win, tails you lose [The Cody Word]
I’m not saying there isn’t a wee-bit of truth in that, but this guy is a f*cking maroon, not that he’s any worse than his cohort, but that’s hardly reason to brag.
Man that chick is hot. I would LOVE to fuck her mouth while I grab on to those lucious locks.
@anal
“moron?” What is this? Looney tunes? Daffy duck half hour?
Sheesh
LB might need a little help taking care of CG and his dirty fighting techniques, but I think it might be a fair fight between hime a CW… I’d watch.
Tag team cage match: Gaspo/Willard vs. Blankfein/Whitney.
@5
LB would just mkae it a a hair pull only fight. He’s the ceo of GS and can make all the rules. It’s just not fair I tell ya.
@2
Nothing but Pantene Pro-V touches these locks, and I will ignore your mischaracterization of me because of the complement on my hair.
-C Dubs
I don’t see any lies in Cody Willard’s expose.
I approve.
-TGFHouston
@4
Yes, yes it is, and Yes, I meant marOOn, if for no other reason than http://longorshortcapital.com/the-renumerative-powers-of-oo.htm
Maroon:
–noun (often initial capital letter) any of a group of blacks, descended from fugitive slaves of the 17th and 18th centuries, living in the West Indies and Guiana, esp. in mountainous areas.
-Jeff Goldblum
Put the fishing reel down! Un-hook that man’s mouth!
Greg – You should bookmark “The Cody Word” to see how a savvy capital markets pro can offer incisive and savvy takes on what’s going on. Truly, he is a mentor you could learn much from
I always get Cody Willard confused with that tool from Creed.
Anyone else notice how CW slightly resembles Sloth from the Goonies?
http://www.glamdring.org/modules/gallery/albums/misc/morans.jpg
@14
What’d you say, asshole?
-Sloth
Cody, stop it now! you are just trying to one up me in the douche department.
-D. Kneale
Dennis Kneale molested my collie. Now she growls whenever he approaches her rear.
Cody makes me so wet, he’s the first white boy I have ever wanted to sleep with.
-Maxine W.
24 And probably gay as well. See 15 and 22
“Cody also scours the news everyday as he applies his trademark “flip it” and “revolutionomics” principles to the trends shaping our world.” WTF?!
And by someone going to prison I assume he means John Galt.
-Mr. Taggart
Why is it that people say that you need a hobby if you comment on what a piss-ass poor job Greg is doing, but no one says anything about the thousands of other posts about nothing of importance?
Great work @15, absolutely brilliant!
Yes Yes Yes .. put me in jail
- L Blankfein
It is totally me guys. I’m in my D&G undies as I write this. Trade pic for pic?
Is Cody W. trying to take some traffic away from that idiot Tyler Durden at Zero Hedge? Enough of this Goldman bashing you fool.
Cody went to the University of New Mexico, thus it is not surprising he is an absolute retard. People like him have no business working on or giving opinions about Wall Street or doing anything in finance.
I hate this guy.
@36
wow, that’s more douchie than cody’s gina sponge
Lloyd was overheard at a cocktail party call Cody “one sweet piece.”
What the hell is Cody Willard?
Obama is teaching us Hope and Change
Kids better HOPE they can get into an Ivy League school so they can work at Goldman.
Goldman always wins. Even if they CHANGE the rules.
They gave $889 million to Obama.
They will be giving more money to their employees as the rest of the country suffers.
HOPE and CHANGE
When did Taylor Hanson start hating Goldman so much?
A Ron Paul fanatic comes out at 32.
Listen, which orifice of your body did you pull that $889 million figure from?
Why did all the posts associated with the fake Greg MicheaIs & being wet get taken down? Not only comment removed, but erased completely. Now none of the references to previous posts make any sense.
“Greetings Dunph. What’s happening? I got your letter today. Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can’t believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of shit Thunderturd to shove it. You didn’t want to go there in the first place. Eat shit, man.
Today you should’ve seen me and Mousy today at school today. I got cocked on a pint of Blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus. We were fucked. This teacher Mr. Rivera goes, “What’s wrong with you Delaney?” I go, “I’m totally fucked, maaaaan!” Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh man, you should see this song I’m listenin’ to. It’s called “Don’t Bogart That Joint, My Friend.” I think it’s by a group called… Must have nodded out, man.
I gotta go ’cause I’m probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Want me to send you some squeef? Or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught. Cocked in Rhode Island, Drugs. P.S. Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cote.”
-C. Willard
Don’t you want to rip off his hair and slap his face? I do.
L.B.
Sloth love Chunk.
I am so wet right now.
Gregxican coke Shark
@35 Because while it’s ok to parody and even impersonate a public figure, it’s pretty uncool to sign johnny from burger king’s name to something slanderous.
Happy posting.
Hey @40,
Suck it!
Johnny from Burger King
I miss the Ron Paul fanatics. Dealbreaker was a lot more fun back then.
God bless Monsanto.
@40 It is actually libelous.
Suck my tits and tongue my balls, peasants!
Big GM
The paved wave never fades
-C Dubs
This guy writes like a 17 year old who thinks he’s smarter than he is and recently discovered cocaine.
Rubber face is killing me. Get a haircut, a clue and f#$king brain transplant and get back to me.
Cody, I want to f*#k yer perrty little mouth, boy.
Kenny Boy
He spends too much time motorboating Rebecca’s breasts, needs to come up for air and read the FT or a book about finance once in a while…
I used to have a friend who was one hell of a brawler – huge guy, ex-airborne, loved to fight people. Every once in a while, you’d be out drinking with this guy, and he’d just cross the room and lay some fucker out. If you asked him why the hell he did it, he’d usually give you the same answer: “That asshole just looked like he needed to get hit…”
That’s what struck me when I saw this guy’s picture – he’s definitely one of those people my friend would have hit on sight.
My son will fight your friend. Just say when and where.
Greg’s Mom
@27 – We didn’t all grow up in Greenwich or New Canaan. Some of us built our careers on our own merit, not our father’s.
Go Lobos!!!
I love Ron Paul. Fuck Bruno! That movie was shit.
Why do I care the GS is posting record profits? Because they’re trading with blank checks from the bank of taxpayers (ie You and I).
Fuck, if I was given enough money to frontrun AND move the markets, and i had a guaranteed buyer for all my shittiest positions, I’d be up a few billion in the worst economic environment since the great depression too.
@53
if you’re going to go to a shit school, at least make sure their football team won the conference in the last 40 years.
@54
After your first sentence I knew your comment was going to be total garbage. You delivered.
What are you going to do about punk?
The Linebacker
@53….. FTW!
@54
The Lobos won the WAC Mountain Division Championship in 1997 under Dennis Franchione.
Go Lobos!!!
ONE SENTENCE:
“And so when Bear Stearns and then AIG, a couple of those other firms selling and betting on these worthless mortgage securities and the options and derivatives and insurance, couldn’t make all the payments they owed to the players in their casino that were betting against very products they were telling investors were safe and smart, Goldman called up the guys who used to run Goldman but nowadays run the Treasury and the Federal Reserve and told them that the whole economy would collapse if they didn’t make Goldman whole on the bets they placed at a crooked casino that didn’t have enough money to pay the players at the tables their winnings.”
Is it me, or does he look a bit like an escaped Muppet?
Back in Oct 2009, the idiot Cody Dillard was predicting the DOW was going to hit 6000.
I feel sorry for all the fools who followed this moron’s advice,
they are going to be waiting for Dow @6000 for a while because a few months later the Dow almost doubled!!
Nice going Cody Willard moron
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-idiot-maker-rally-2009-10/cody-willard-get-ready-for-dow-6000-1
Anyone with half a brain and some financial knowledge knows Cody Willard is a fraud and an idiot.
He is always bragging about how he used to to run a “hedge fund”..
i guess he did really good LOL.. to go from running a hedge fund to writing cheesy newsletters should tell you what an idiot this guy is an idiot