Zee Germans, just like everyone else, are raising base pay. Supposedly global banking employees were informed yesterday that first years are being bumped to 60k, second years 70k, third years 80k and first year associates 95k. One HY informed us that he and his colleagues are “extremely displeased” with numbers, as they are “insulting low compared to competitors (even Jefferies, for God’s sake).”
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fuck off.
-jef baller
kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.
-jefferies analyst
i though that the only think below jefferies was hell
@3 you know you’re asking for them to come out of the woodwork and defend the shit house now, right? cool.
WTF were 1st years making before the bump?
What’s Jeffries like? Is that similar to Stuckeys?
@5, i want to say 50K + bonus, couldve been 55K.
I am still getting a nice breeze in my office from that MFST whiff.
At least they don’t work for subnotes at RBS.
@naked – I’m with you (btw, mr. softie is the 7th smallest by weight in the dow), but wtf: mr. market is still trying to push this thing higher. tza was actually down this am for a brief moment.
@10 I think MSFT may as well triple its dividend and rebrand itself a utility company.
@7 thats about as much as a 2nd year assistant makes at my firm.
PEB
Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren’t all smiles and sunshine.
Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I’m so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Horst: Stop it!
Man: Stop, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don’t let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Man: Please stop the “pretending you are scared” game, please.
Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They’re so big and strong!
Man: Stop it.
Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans–
Horst: Burns, Stop it!
I was at DB in 07-08….that’s exactly what they paid before.
Q: Would you rather work for TFA in Compton or Jefferies?
Tough call.
Whats MD base?
fwiw, 1st year went from 60k to 65k.
@31
Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometimes you’ve got to say hey Im gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaarrrd.
So a first year at JPMorgan makes more than a third year at DB?! Way to keep your talent DB, an incredible strategy indeed!!
Bess, did you watch Snatch recently?
That’s hilarious…that’s what the numbers used to be at C before they got bumped 10k across the board…
I snatch kisses.
…and vice versa.
If you are “extremely displeased” with numbers, banking is probably not a wise career choice. Try pet psychology or sandwich artistry.
ya like dags?
there is talent in finance?
95k for associates? And that’s a “bump”? 100k has been standard for some time.
@26 not at Deutsche
$100k base for an associate WAS normal but too low now if all base salaries were increased…
it’s 60k first year at least