Bail for Sergey Aleynikov, the programmer accused of stealing trading codes from Goldman Sachs (his former employer) has been set at $750,000. Red needs “three financially responsible people” to post bond. If his promise of innocence isn’t enough to convince anyone here to put up the money, how about his dancing feet? Surely the big hearted individuals willing to lay out the cash would be treated to at least one or two private performances by Sergey and his wife, Elina, who are competitive ballroom dancers. Don’t say no, just say maybe and have a look-see at what you’d be in for:
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to access Dealbreaker
He’ll have a lot of “ballroom” after Goldman gets through with him.
LB should bail him out just to fuck w him pre-trial.
@2 They’re putting GS alum Hank Paulson on that special project.
The dead giveaway: No one ballroom dances at 85 Broad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRAJshdb1GU
$1 bob
dance, puppets, dance!
nice beard for a Talibanker
Sergey: If you won’t listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.
i’d do some high frequency trading on her ass
@9 no, only that it was in Chicago (and not Citadel).
@9 Rhymes with GEICO?
blankfein@10 who, elina?
@12 uh, what?
I’ve got a spare 250K to chip in for the guy. Just need another couple helpful souls. Sends the balance to Account #29359924555 Zurich, Switzerland.
Oh, and Screw GS! Down with the money overlords.
I’m convinced.
I got 5 on it…
It rhymes with Skaarsgaard.
rhymes with Barky Von Schnauzer
rhymes with Addison Armstrong
rhymes with Andrew Ross Sorkin
@14
getco
for a second there i saw ballroom dancing and some wierd russian name and got all excited that this was an aleksey vaynor post.
Tits Cabrera is about to tell us “all about” this story that has already been reported everywhere but CNBC.
Take it easy it’s just more ZH conspiracy bullshit.
@24 well, not the story that was written by Goldstein, but ZH’s attempt to put his conspiracy theory on it, yes.
In the heart of little old New York,
You’ll find a thoroughfare.
It’s the part of little old New York
That runs into Times Square.
A crazy quilt that “Wall Street Jack” built,
If you’ve got a little time to spare,
I want to take you there.
Come and meet those dancing feet,
On the avenue I’m taking you to…
Come and meet those dancing feet,
On the avenue I’m taking you to,
Eighty-five Broad Street.
Hear the beat of dancing feet,
It’s the song I love the melody of,
Eighty-five Broad Street.
Little “shifties” from the Citis,
Innocent and sweet;
Sexy traders from novators,
Who are indiscreet.
They’re side by side, they’re glorified
Where the underworld can meet the elite,
Eighty-five Broad Street
I’d fuck her from behind, while my balls dance on her ass cheeks. This will be done in a room. That’s how they defined ball room dancing in the kamasutra before whitie hijacked it and made a fruity dance form out of it. PEACE!!
has anyone noticed that conspiracy theory boy feels the need to refer to exploding traffic in every other post? who you tryin to convince, TD?
Bess,
Not much mention of Matt Taibbi’s piece on here…. surprising
@29 actually, it was mentioned, just not on a daily basis since it came out, like on other sites.
@29 I’m sorry, did you not get you fill of conspiracy theory bull shit in the other forums in which it was widely discussed?
Seranno’s got the discs! He’s got the Discs! Seranno’s got the discs!!!!
@28
exploding traffic?
Most likely unreliable provider in Amsterdam.
@33 I wasn’t agreeing w ZH, questioning who he’s trying to convince.
-28
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/07/06/us/AP-US-Programmer-Trade-Secrets.html
He has no class whatsoever, since he tried to skip via Newark Liberty.
@35 actually, Newark is far superior to jfk/laguardia.
@35
Uh?
@36 knows the deal.
@32, my fave!!! thank you. If you’re asleep at the wheel, it was Robert DeNiro in Midnight Run.
A life sentence just for using that song.
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