First off, let’s just get it out there that we think the seventy year old Maxine Waters is a sexy, sexy lady. But: her placement, in the top five no less, on The Hill’s annual list of the most doable people in the district seems suspect. With a couple exceptions (Senator John Warner, 81 and the 19 year old daughter of Representative Zach Wamp made the cut), everyone is mostly in their 20′s and considered “government employee hot.” Is this some sort of attempt on Lloyd Blankfein’s part to butter the girl up? Make her feel good about herself? Get M-dubs to consider a late-in life career change that would remove her from 85B’s ass? We already know GS has been trying out some new tactics on opponents, and with mounting evidence that Waters is planning to physically assault LB next time she sees him, it wouldn’t be that crazy to assume they had a hand in this. Anyway, in case you were wondering:
One aspect of Waters’s signature look — along with her stylish glasses — is her impressively high footwear.
Her leg strength must come from years as a runner. But because of an injury, Waters has recently switched to swimming as her exercise of choice. Most of her cardio, though, surely comes from her first love in personal activities: antique shopping.
that’s eddie murphy right?
I’d hit it
Bess, you should try harder to conceal your ankle fetish
yeah.. its a dude.. an ugly dude..
Oh my dear god. What the hell is that?
WASPs get uglier with each passing generation. take the Noel girls as an example…0 for 5 is hard even for some of the ugliest blood-lines.
Are flipping kidding me? She has a face like a god damn man, and an intellect that makes me want to choose a rock over her for companionship. Who the f k put her in the top 5? I WANT ANSWERS DAMMIT. This is a disgrace! bullshit! what. the. f .
#2 girl has a lazy eye. 19 year old is quite “doable.”
affirmative action gone wild!
Max is an effing joke. She should not be done by any carbon-based life form. Even Stevie Wonder can see that.
All the other women are 9.8 or better on the doable-o-meter.
“Mama’s House 3″ is out?
Madea Goes to Congress
The stylish glasses say, “I’m trying to look smarter than I really am,” while the awkward neck craning says, “Aim low, big fella, I don’t like spunk on my face”
For being 71, she looks great, but, 71 begs the question– shouldn’t she really be thinking about retirement and giving someone else a chance?
Now that is a handsome woman!
Lloyd-
I was never angry with Goldman, those were the demons inside of me talking. If you can just get me $445 for my exorcism I’m sure we can get along better.
Maxine
Who’s your CEO! Tell me who your CEO is! Give it to me BABY!
@17 sick but good
Bill Cosby with a weave, this is a damn outrage.
I like the chick from NC, nice southern hottie. Ill show you happily single honey
Come now people, you cannot have lobster every day – sometimes you just have to go and gets yoself a cheeseburger.. know what I am sayin’?
@18/21
That isn’t a cheeseburger.
Maybe raw hamburger meat that was past its expiration, thrown out by the restaurant, and actually baked somewhat in the sweltering 105 degree heat near the pavement as it sits waiting for the trash collector, but…
Fairly sure my dog wouldn’t eat that.
In all seriousness, I agree with @7 and Bess; this is absolutely someone’s attempt to contain the Crazy. Whether or not it is a GS effort is hard to say.
@2, with a twelve pound hammer?
@14
71 is YOUNG for the Hill, have you seen the walking corpses around there?
I’m Rick James, bitch!!!
Damn, what happened to Larry Craig?
Sexual Chocolate, baby! WE ALL PINK ON THE INSIDE!
didn’t she make it into maxims hot 100? oh wait that was michelle obama. close enough
what’s the story on the lobbied Charles Millard. Seems he has a fan club, of sorts. Someone hacked his wiki page and mentioned “noblesse oblige,” under the personal section, but it has not been corrected. The guy is quicker than Paul Tudor Jones.
Also this comment in the Times articles comment section:
“July 29th, 20099:29 am
It’s obvious your investigative journalism is at best skin deep. Charles Millard is not a money manager and you suggest he did this at Lehman. He played a role there of being a rich man’s son who could take clients to Winged Foot Country Club for golf. That’s about as close as we would let him get to clients money. If you didn’t get that right, then why should we believe anything else you print here.”
@31 – Everyone is jealous of the lobster – even the cheeseburger… think about it…
Did Al Roker win that Harvard Hasty Pudding Award or something?
Well, now we know what happened to Phil Spector’s hair.
She’s eight kinds of pug-fugly
Ever see the movie “Juwanna Mann”?
She looked best in her guest stint on Family Matters as Myrtle Urkel.
Post.Of.The.Day.
(Could have done with a “picture after the jump” though)
Great post, Greg! Way to go!
WHERE IS THE LINK TO THE 19 YEAR OLD GIRL????!
she’s 71? damn, that explains the rambling rants – now I know why I’m reminded of an absentminded old man every time I hear her speak…
“‘I bathe in moisturizer,’ she says.”
Dear Receipt Guy,
Please get to work on the beautiful Maxine and the Goldman paedo.
Sincerely,
A fan
Whos your favorite Wall St CEO? Call me Kenny, call me Jamie, call me Johnny
How about an award for the most hideous person alive
Let you see my what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYMbXYXdo9o
@10 “even stevie wonder can see that” for the f’ing win!
nice mallrats reference 44
Is she wearing a pair of those joke shop novelty glasses with the big nose?
i just puked up my Chipotle
@ really? Whatd you go with Burrito? Chicken? Black Beans? Hope you didnt go Hot Salsa.
Godman, Stop whatcha doin’
’cause I’m about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny but yo I’m smellin’ money see so yo I hope you’re ready for me.
MW
Goldman, Stop whatcha doin’
’cause I’m about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny but yo I’m smellin’ money see so yo I hope you’re ready for me.
MW
@53 – Usually two times is the charm .. but this time, not so much..
@54 blame your mom. i was pounding her over my desk and she slammed into the keyboard.
52/53
@53 – Usually two times is the charm .. but this time, not so much..
As long as we come to an arrangement,
I’m in no mood for complaining.
I mean, when you put
your good money down…
…you gotta get what you wanted
in the first place. Know what I mean?
When you buy a TV,
you don’t buy Sony if you want RCA.
I know we could get along
real well. But, hey!
It’s your hard-earned money, right?
This way, we make an arrangement
and everyone is satisfied.
You had carfare.
A long ride. I don’t ever come out this far.
And your time.
My time, my effort,
my infinite patience and understanding.
Thank you.
$ .
Fair enough.
Joel, I’m going to give you a number.
You ask for Lana.
- It’s what you want.
- Thank you.
It’s what every white boy
off the lake wants.
If I were a vampire-squid, there are places I just could not make myself stick the old blood-funnel. If GS did what Bess accusses them of, they should be banned! Banned, I tell ya! Banned!
I will leave mushroom tattoos on each of their foreheads
@22 FTW!
is that evander hollyfield in drag?
This is wrong on multiple levels. GS may or may not have been involved, but this has to be a joke, perpetrated by some truly clever bastard.
Oh, and @13 FTW, by a mile
I know #4 – I would have felt awful for her if she was ranked below Maxine
@59 and 62…. awesome!
looks like one of my kid’s Mrs. Potato Head creation
America you deserve her
@59/62: second that
@59, @66,
I love both of you.
@37, @22
I love you guys too, but just as friends.
@2
We’re through.
@59, @66,
I love both of you.
@37, @22
I love you guys too, but just as friends.
@2
We’re through.
@59, @66,
I love both of you.
@37, @22
I love you guys too, but just as friends.
@2
We’re through.
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