Not all but some (of the more perceptive ones in the bunch) have noticed a new face and tongue on CNBC this week. It’s Amanda Drury, and she’s on loan from CNBC Asia, guesting over in Englewood Cliffs while certain money honeys max and relax in anticipation of the holiday weekend (and jump ship to Bloomberg TV). I haven’t yet discussed the particulars with network execs or the INS but assuming we’ve got some pull do you:
As a follow-up, if you answered yes, who should get kicked off to make room for Big D (all CNBC on-air employees bunk together so it’s not personal but merely a matter of available beds)? You can’t say Dennis Kneale, as it’s too easy. To that end, we’ve decided to stop referring to DK by his given name in print, in an effort to fuck up Google Alert ego boosts, and need an alternative. Do you worst.
Come on Xenophobes! Don’t let daddy down!
Porker Stansberry
Sacrifice Dennis Kneale, but don’t just fire him, put a bullet in his mouth.
this chick rocks! more tits!!
i expected something a bit more spicy from asia… still i’d rip her apart like a citigroup pitchbook.
PEB
Mark, don’t let the door hit your Haines-Bottom on the way out.
Amanda Drury + Erin Burnett FTW!
Evere since I was badly frightened by a Lionel Hampton record I have been afraid of xylophones. Thank you for finally producing the medical name for my fear: xenophobe.
~Former Lehman Quant
I’m not a general xenophobe, but Australia is entirely peopled with criminals
@ farfetched does not equal funny. don’t quit your dayjob, if you still have one.
I think it’s time for Dennis Kneale to replace Billy Mays.
@7
and judging from the movie, its really boring there
… would rip into that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day
Comedy critic @8: How did you find time to write that post? It’s lunch hour in NYC and shouldn’t you be on your way to the Shake Shack???
~East Desk, Natural Gas Trading
I’m willing to sacrifice a few people there just for the one.
@4 FTW
@12
its afternoon in London bitch, good luck with your natural gasses. and once again, your post was not funny so don’t quit your dayjob.
i’d throw her the bone in a heartbeat…
Those tits never get old.
if bloggers are digital dick weeds then I guess that makes DK a vagina weed……………
i want her in permanent rotation on my kosher salami.
S. Cohen.
unfunny comments make little tiny baby infant jesus cry.
Clusterstock clearly hurting from the DK omission– unless they were part of the “other blogs” generic grouping.
@15/@8: hey, you snaggle toothed, pale skinned , three day old shirt wearing Sloane Ranger: You’re running your mouth faster than the 44th (East Essex) Regiment of Foot did at New Orleans in 1814. But, your entitled to your opinion, bitch.
She’s so hot, she could make a Bishop kick out a stained glass window.
~A Friend at the Vatican
@21
There is still some glimmer of hope for redemption:
http://www.businessinsider.com/breaking-cnbc-runs-out-of-sweaters-2009-7
@22
when we invented this language we made a difference between your and you’re. try to adhere to it, even though standards are lower there in the colonies. and oh, yo momma’s got a penis. bitch.
I think our UK friends are stressing over the Fourth of July holiday fast approaching. That and not being able to get drunk and trade for Merrill Lynch anymore.
Let Dennis Kneale henceforth be known as “Donkeyballs”.
Oh, and Mark Haines defo needs to make way for her. Getting sick of watching him nursing his hangover every day.
@25….Oh, that’s why you UK pricks use plural verbs for singular nouns? “Exxon are long….”? Did you learn that from Saxons or the Romans or the Vikings who pants you numerous times over the course of history?
“Your” welcome, bitch.
@28 congrats you managed to out-bore greg.
UBS Telecom FTW!
Re: DK: Is Idiot taken?
Why not a two-fer: Bill and Sue.
I’ll bet she can down a yard of Tooth’s KB in no time.
I am @28′s psychiatrist. At a young age, @28 was beaten for pronouncing “Cheltengham” properly as “Shittin-him”. Later, he was beaten for asking when the “mounting of the guard” would take place at Buckingham.
He is recovering nicely these days but still sneaks into the “home’s” office and gets on the Internet and you see what has happened.
Re: Dennis Kneale….how about:
Puberphonia:
Definition: a high-pitched adolescent voice that occurs passed the age of puberty
Etiology: difficult to determine the physical or psychological factors
Symptoms: high pitch
As for “Mandy”….since I’m in Asia, I voted “no” in the poll. That said, I hear she’s willing to be traded…..in return for passage of a “universal currency”. Deal?
CHEERS!
D
Re Dennis’s new nickname: cock-bush?
…she’s no Bess Levin
guaranteed Kneale sets up a google alert for whatever DB’s new nickname is for him.
I see a yard of ale splashing like a rogue wave over those rocks, again and again and again.
@28 Knowledge is noticing grammatical eccentricities, but wisdom is knowing when to STFU about it.
Why not bring back Emma Crosby as well. Talk about a sexy accent!
What’s all this about getting drunk and trading for Merrill Lynch?
@39…so why don’t you?
I see her naked, snuggling a yard of ale between those headlands, as she begins to quaff the foam.
Why not just call him “Retarded Beeker”
That does it…I’m not going to show up for work on Monday! Bastards!!
~UK Trader working for American Firm
“Not all but some (of the more perceptive ones in the bunch) have noticed a new face and tongue on CNBC this week.”
Were they riding her face?
As mentioned days earlier, she’s going to cover Streetsigns and The Call.
Anchor babes have long days off with their bedmates.
Ms. Drury has strong sex appeal.
The only CNBC broad I fantasize more than MelFran and those big beautiful BJ eyes is definitely Amanda, come to my my Australian goddess (and pick up some KY on the way over, you’re gonna need it)
@21 It might be because the “faceless blogger” has his picture up right under the story.
We saw Erin Burnett with a dude.
Can’t imagine her in point of no return. Must be the loudest sound you’ll ever hear.
A yard of ale flowing in rivlets down her antipodes.
@48 M.F? Seriously? That’s a new low, even for you.
@48 – How dare you leave out Becky Quick. You sir, are an idiot and not in a good way like Dennis Kneale.
Been there, it was good, but she isn’t a college girl.
- j. Dimon
@52/53
MelFran was designed, by the big man himself (not S.C. the other big man) to be the very, very best at doing one very specific act, which many men find quite fun.
How could you not want a piece of that?
If someone can provide me with conclusive evidence that MF has a BLANUS, then I am sold.
Little Oral Danny
Somewhere Sue is reading this thread and sobbing bc her name has yet to be mentioned.
@45: Good, you showing up can only improve your group’s PnL.
@45: Good, you showing up can only improve your group’s PnL.
this chick needs to do a maxim spread asap
@60 are you 17 years old?
beaker was good name for kneale.
Too dingo-ed. Couldn’t eat baby.
Let’s just admit that CNBC should move directly to all-hot girl reporting (like Bloomberg used to be). Let Joe/David/Carl do their thing and then go straight to the Becky/Erin/Melissa/Rebecca/Julia/Courtney Regan/Michelle (boob factor)/and Amanda Drury octobox from 9:00 am for the rest of the day. I’d actually start watching that, and they’re all smarter than the guys (sick resumes) anyway.
◦ Cryberry, gawker knows what I’m saying.
◦ Inkstain, from his twat bio.
◦ Donkey Kong, an initialism. Plus it’s retro.
Dorkey Kong
@66 FTW!
-Becky Quick’s dentist
amanda’s got a sweet rack — not quite as bodacious as liz klaman, but aussie firm.
Amanda’s got a sweet shelf — not quite as bodacious as Liz “Guns” Klamen, but strong.
She’s a total Noel sister. I wouldn’t touch her with Bess’s dick.
Although if you paper-bagged her head she might be good for espagnole.
I’d fuck her in a heartbeat.
-kangaroo
I’d fuck her in a heartbeat.
-kangaroo
I’d give her the Crocodile
-Michael J. Dundee
Out: Gaspavino, Chew Herera and MCC, who stuffs btw
In: Aussie Tits with a BJ smile
Sweet Amanda! You make it worthwhile to turn the volume up.
When it comes to xenos, I like Vicky Ward, her crooked smile, and lisp. http://vickyward.com/wordpress/
i seem to recall that mandy drury filled in for erin burnett once before. while princess was vacationing with her effeminate douchebag bf.
@76 Good call, would be fun to drive that VW. Don’t think she needs the money tho, so we’ll never see much of her…
@ 77
You meant submissive,restricted bf?
Must be a part of CNBC deal.
@77,
still no info on said bf?
Swap A.D. for Kernen – he is a worthless bag of shit.
And while they are at it, they should just turn CNBC into the video equivalent of Hooters by replacing all the men with hotties.
Who the fuck has the sound turned up anyway?
@ 10- Oh, really? Australia is boring? The place is far from boring.
*HOW ABOUT US FEMALE CNBC VIEWERS?*
SPECIAL REQUEST: CNBC PLEASE SEND ADAM BAKHTIAR HERE IN THE US!
HE’S HOT!
HE’S HANDSOME!
HE’S INTELLIGENT! PERFECT!
For a change and in fairness to women,when can we see handsome face/s in CNBC? ;)
For forsaken 20 and 30 something y/o female viewers of CNBC,there are:
4 Qualifications to be hot male co/anchor by CNBC standard. You must be:
1. Fat
2. Bald
3. Married
4. Senior Citizen
Elvish Costello
Aiy! The new name for DK should be Elvish Costello.
DK’s new name is Beaker.
http://a3.vox.com/6a00c225239bda604a00e398ec4d730004-500pi
@87 you are the first person ever to compare DK to Beaker…
@87 a little originality pls. thx.
I thought it was already decided that DK’s name is now officialy
Beeker
@90 no, cause it’s lame an unoriginal (ppl have been calling him Beaker forever).
@43
thats going on my tombstone
Richard Bove
Sorry guys, you cant have her – we love her here in Sydney !
As Henry Miller once wrote, “I will iron out the wrinkles and widen the shores” of her you-know-what
Out with Erin Burnett,definitely in with Courtney Reagan,& Amanda Drury. In my opinion,major sweet pieces of A$$.
@96 commenting on a 6 month old post is the new killing it.
My vote is for the blonde with the hottest,tightest ass in the business… COURTNEY REAGAN!
So are we going to simply hire idiots that don’t have a clue what they are doing much less what they are saying. Three blind mice comes to mind. OK so she is good looking but lacks substance and I for one don’t want to hear anymore idiots. Send her on a reality show and let her jiggle her body any way she wants but stay out of main stream America we already have enough idiots in our government we surely don’t need to hear them practicing news.
give us some Melissa Lee.!! lol