Not all but some (of the more perceptive ones in the bunch) have noticed a new face and tongue on CNBC this week. It's Amanda Drury, and she's on loan from CNBC Asia, guesting over in Englewood Cliffs while certain money honeys max and relax in anticipation of the holiday weekend (and jump ship to Bloomberg TV). I haven't yet discussed the particulars with network execs or the INS but assuming we've got some pull do you:
As a follow-up, if you answered yes, who should get kicked off to make room for Big D (all CNBC on-air employees bunk together so it's not personal but merely a matter of available beds)? You can't say Dennis Kneale, as it's too easy. To that end, we've decided to stop referring to DK by his given name in print, in an effort to fuck up Google Alert ego boosts, and need an alternative. Do you worst.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:03PM
Come on Xenophobes! Don't let daddy down!
Porker Stansberry
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:04PM
Sacrifice Dennis Kneale, but don't just fire him, put a bullet in his mouth.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:05PM
this chick rocks! more tits!!
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:06PM
i expected something a bit more spicy from asia... still i'd rip her apart like a citigroup pitchbook.
PEB
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:07PM
Mark, don't let the door hit your Haines-Bottom on the way out.
Amanda Drury + Erin Burnett FTW!
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:07PM
Evere since I was badly frightened by a Lionel Hampton record I have been afraid of xylophones. Thank you for finally producing the medical name for my fear: xenophobe.
~Former Lehman Quant
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jul 01, 2009 12:08PM
I'm not a general xenophobe, but Australia is entirely peopled with criminals
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:08PM
@ farfetched does not equal funny. don't quit your dayjob, if you still have one.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:08PM
I think it's time for Dennis Kneale to replace Billy Mays.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:09PM
@7
and judging from the movie, its really boring there
Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Jul 01, 2009 12:11PM
... would rip into that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:12PM
Comedy critic @8: How did you find time to write that post? It's lunch hour in NYC and shouldn't you be on your way to the Shake Shack???
~East Desk, Natural Gas Trading
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:13PM
I'm willing to sacrifice a few people there just for the one.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:14PM
@4 FTW
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:15PM
@12
its afternoon in London bitch, good luck with your natural gasses. and once again, your post was not funny so don't quit your dayjob.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:16PM
i'd throw her the bone in a heartbeat...
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:16PM
Those tits never get old.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:16PM
if bloggers are digital dick weeds then I guess that makes DK a vagina weed...............
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:18PM
i want her in permanent rotation on my kosher salami.
S. Cohen.
Posted by lieutenant winslow , Jul 01, 2009 12:19PM
unfunny comments make little tiny baby infant jesus cry.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:19PM
Clusterstock clearly hurting from the DK omission-- unless they were part of the "other blogs" generic grouping.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:20PM
@15/@8: hey, you snaggle toothed, pale skinned , three day old shirt wearing Sloane Ranger: You're running your mouth faster than the 44th (East Essex) Regiment of Foot did at New Orleans in 1814. But, your entitled to your opinion, bitch.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:23PM
She's so hot, she could make a Bishop kick out a stained glass window.
~A Friend at the Vatican
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:25PM
@21
There is still some glimmer of hope for redemption:
http://www.businessinsider.com/breaking-cnbc-runs-out-of-sweaters-2009-7
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:25PM
@22
when we invented this language we made a difference between your and you're. try to adhere to it, even though standards are lower there in the colonies. and oh, yo momma's got a penis. bitch.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:26PM
I think our UK friends are stressing over the Fourth of July holiday fast approaching. That and not being able to get drunk and trade for Merrill Lynch anymore.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:27PM
Let Dennis Kneale henceforth be known as "Donkeyballs".
Oh, and Mark Haines defo needs to make way for her. Getting sick of watching him nursing his hangover every day.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:29PM
@25....Oh, that's why you UK pricks use plural verbs for singular nouns? "Exxon are long...."? Did you learn that from Saxons or the Romans or the Vikings who pants you numerous times over the course of history?
"Your" welcome, bitch.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:31PM
@28 congrats you managed to out-bore greg.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:32PM
UBS Telecom FTW!
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:35PM
Re: DK: Is Idiot taken?
Why not a two-fer: Bill and Sue.
I'll bet she can down a yard of Tooth's KB in no time.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:37PM
I am @28's psychiatrist. At a young age, @28 was beaten for pronouncing "Cheltengham" properly as "Shittin-him". Later, he was beaten for asking when the "mounting of the guard" would take place at Buckingham.
He is recovering nicely these days but still sneaks into the "home's" office and gets on the Internet and you see what has happened.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:39PM
Re: Dennis Kneale....how about:
Puberphonia:
Definition: a high-pitched adolescent voice that occurs passed the age of puberty
Etiology: difficult to determine the physical or psychological factors
Symptoms: high pitch
As for "Mandy"....since I'm in Asia, I voted "no" in the poll. That said, I hear she's willing to be traded.....in return for passage of a "universal currency". Deal?
CHEERS!
D
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:41PM
Re Dennis's new nickname: cock-bush?
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:41PM
...she's no Bess Levin
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:42PM
guaranteed Kneale sets up a google alert for whatever DB's new nickname is for him.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:43PM
AD's is kind of horsey. But I'll take it.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:43PM
I see a yard of ale splashing like a rogue wave over those rocks, again and again and again.
Posted by Novice , Jul 01, 2009 12:45PM
@28 Knowledge is noticing grammatical eccentricities, but wisdom is knowing when to STFU about it.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:46PM
Why not bring back Emma Crosby as well. Talk about a sexy accent!
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:46PM
What's all this about getting drunk and trading for Merrill Lynch?
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:47PM
@39...so why don't you?
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:48PM
I see her naked, snuggling a yard of ale between those headlands, as she begins to quaff the foam.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:49PM
Why not just call him "Retarded Beeker"
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:52PM
That does it...I'm not going to show up for work on Monday! Bastards!!
~UK Trader working for American Firm
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Jul 01, 2009 12:56PM
"Not all but some (of the more perceptive ones in the bunch) have noticed a new face and tongue on CNBC this week."
Were they riding her face?
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:58PM
As mentioned days earlier, she's going to cover Streetsigns and The Call.
Anchor babes have long days off with their bedmates.
Ms. Drury has strong sex appeal.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 01, 2009 1:00PM
The only CNBC broad I fantasize more than MelFran and those big beautiful BJ eyes is definitely Amanda, come to my my Australian goddess (and pick up some KY on the way over, you're gonna need it)
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:00PM
@21 It might be because the "faceless blogger" has his picture up right under the story.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:02PM
We saw Erin Burnett with a dude.
Can't imagine her in point of no return. Must be the loudest sound you'll ever hear.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:02PM
A yard of ale flowing in rivlets down her antipodes.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:04PM
@48 M.F? Seriously? That's a new low, even for you.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:12PM
@48 - How dare you leave out Becky Quick. You sir, are an idiot and not in a good way like Dennis Kneale.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:14PM
Been there, it was good, but she isn't a college girl.
- j. Dimon
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 01, 2009 1:19PM
@52/53
MelFran was designed, by the big man himself (not S.C. the other big man) to be the very, very best at doing one very specific act, which many men find quite fun.
How could you not want a piece of that?
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:25PM
If someone can provide me with conclusive evidence that MF has a BLANUS, then I am sold.
Little Oral Danny
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:31PM
Somewhere Sue is reading this thread and sobbing bc her name has yet to be mentioned.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:42PM
@45: Good, you showing up can only improve your group's PnL.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:44PM
@45: Good, you showing up can only improve your group's PnL.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:47PM
this chick needs to do a maxim spread asap
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 1:53PM
@60 are you 17 years old?
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 2:30PM
beaker was good name for kneale.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 2:32PM
Too dingo-ed. Couldn't eat baby.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 2:39PM
Let's just admit that CNBC should move directly to all-hot girl reporting (like Bloomberg used to be). Let Joe/David/Carl do their thing and then go straight to the Becky/Erin/Melissa/Rebecca/Julia/Courtney Regan/Michelle (boob factor)/and Amanda Drury octobox from 9:00 am for the rest of the day. I'd actually start watching that, and they're all smarter than the guys (sick resumes) anyway.
Posted by InfiniteGuest , Jul 01, 2009 2:45PM
◦ Cryberry, gawker knows what I'm saying.
◦ Inkstain, from his twat bio.
◦ Donkey Kong, an initialism. Plus it's retro.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 2:59PM
Dorkey Kong
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:01PM
@66 FTW!
-Becky Quick's dentist
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:11PM
amanda's got a sweet rack -- not quite as bodacious as liz klaman, but aussie firm.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:22PM
Amanda's got a sweet shelf -- not quite as bodacious as Liz "Guns" Klamen, but strong.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:33PM
She's a total Noel sister. I wouldn't touch her with Bess's dick.
Although if you paper-bagged her head she might be good for espagnole.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:37PM
I'd fuck her in a heartbeat.
-kangaroo
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:37PM
I'd fuck her in a heartbeat.
-kangaroo
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:39PM
I'd give her the Crocodile
-Michael J. Dundee
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:42PM
Out: Gaspavino, Chew Herera and MCC, who stuffs btw
In: Aussie Tits with a BJ smile
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:49PM
Sweet Amanda! You make it worthwhile to turn the volume up.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:18PM
When it comes to xenos, I like Vicky Ward, her crooked smile, and lisp. http://vickyward.com/wordpress/
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:21PM
i seem to recall that mandy drury filled in for erin burnett once before. while princess was vacationing with her effeminate douchebag bf.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:45PM
@76 Good call, would be fun to drive that VW. Don't think she needs the money tho, so we'll never see much of her...
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:51PM
@ 77
You meant submissive,restricted bf?
Must be a part of CNBC deal.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:52PM
@77,
still no info on said bf?
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 6:41PM
Swap A.D. for Kernen - he is a worthless bag of shit.
And while they are at it, they should just turn CNBC into the video equivalent of Hooters by replacing all the men with hotties.
Who the fuck has the sound turned up anyway?
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 8:58PM
@ 10- Oh, really? Australia is boring? The place is far from boring.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 9:06PM
*HOW ABOUT US FEMALE CNBC VIEWERS?*
SPECIAL REQUEST: CNBC PLEASE SEND ADAM BAKHTIAR HERE IN THE US!
HE'S HOT!
HE'S HANDSOME!
HE'S INTELLIGENT! PERFECT!
For a change and in fairness to women,when can we see handsome face/s in CNBC? ;)
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 9:21PM
For forsaken 20 and 30 something y/o female viewers of CNBC,there are:
4 Qualifications to be hot male co/anchor by CNBC standard. You must be:
1. Fat
2. Bald
3. Married
4. Senior Citizen
Posted by Richard Whitney , Jul 01, 2009 9:48PM
Elvish Costello
Posted by Richard Whitney , Jul 01, 2009 9:52PM
Aiy! The new name for DK should be Elvish Costello.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 10:53PM
DK's new name is Beaker.
http://a3.vox.com/6a00c225239bda604a00e398ec4d730004-500pi
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 10:55PM
@87 you are the first person ever to compare DK to Beaker...
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 10:55PM
@87 a little originality pls. thx.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 12:01AM
I thought it was already decided that DK's name is now officialy
Beeker
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 12:20AM
@90 no, cause it's lame an unoriginal (ppl have been calling him Beaker forever).
Posted by trojan , Jul 02, 2009 4:06AM
@43
thats going on my tombstone
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 8:56AM
Richard Bove
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:14AM
Sorry guys, you cant have her - we love her here in Sydney !
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 4:11AM
As Henry Miller once wrote, "I will iron out the wrinkles and widen the shores" of her you-know-what