Remember Robin Katz, from yesterday? Of course you do. Anyway, like we said, girlfriend’s looking for a) $50,000 bail to get her out of Riker’s and b) a new job (her dream is Oppenheimer but will entertain other offers), on account of JPMorgan Chase having a problem with the financial adviser creating an extra ATM card in the name of one of her clients and helping herself to $100,00 or so over the course of a year. To the end, and as unofficial headhunters for Katz, we’d just like to put it out there that say what you will about her crime, but could it really have been so bad, given that her victim still doesn’t know about it? The Post got in touch with Dorone Illan Farber, who apparently has no idea about any of this.
Farber, a broker for Hilliard, Farber & Co., a Wall Street company owned by his uncle, loves cards and placed 128th in the 2008 World Series of Poker. He won $4,216.
When asked by phone yesterday about the pilfering of his bank account, he told a reporter, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Oh, and a new pic of Katz eating a strawberry has been procured (we’re partial to the domestic one, and will use it exclusively).
she looks fugly in the strawberry pic (@the post).
Come work at Choconheimer!
Snickers at Manager
(actually, the last thing this chick needs is a snickers)
Dennis Kneale pounded my pet chimp, Chompers in the ass.
Stamford Skeet Skeet
I’m feeling a palimony defense rising.
@2 oh come on she’s not fat. the gigantic, sagging tits probably make her look bigger than she is.
http://i44.tinypic.com/11kfp1f.jpg
@5, you’re probably right, but I was referring to the muffin top.
Would Hit it for fun.
I smell more to this story… methinks she is a jilted lover of this Farber character and we will soon be hearing all of the juicy details
Bess has blender envy.
I’d hit it but only if she had a brownie waiting for me afterward.
She’s obviously beating up the eggs for somebody. Probably the poker player.
And as you are her job agent, what’s up with her nose? In all her pictures she’s cocking it to the side as to mask something.
I wonder what her vajayjay looks like.
@9 Yup. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Something also interesting, having a seven-figure account outside of his firm. Is it common for brokers there to obtain waivers to have accounts outside their firms?
@9 is totally on to something
@9 = agreed – he who doth protest too much.. he “knows” her…
I’d hit it. @6 yep, totally agree.
hey guys
Skeeter: Dude, forget it. She was sporting some major LB’s.
DP: It’s like a moped, man! Fun to ride until your friends see you.
Bess, you are right about exclusivity of the domestic photo. The rest aren’t that great.
@10 – you fucking moron, she’s holding a mixer.
What has Obama done for you?
What have the liberal Democrats done for you?
They’ve been running the show since 2007 on Capitol Hill.
So what have they done for you?”
@22
Hey big bore, take that to the freerupublic. here we come to enjoy the best things in life.
She looks like she could suck the hair from my balls.
To bad she didn’t use some of the money for a nose job, it looks like the 120 meter ski jump in Park City.
I need more Robin Katz now! The strawberry pic is off the chains! I don’t care if she has a Jew nose, I need to smash her. Somebody, please, help a hound dog out. Give me her Rikers cell block #.
I need more Robin Katz now! The strawberry pic is off the chains! I don’t care if she has a Jew nose, I need to smash her. Somebody, please, help a hound dog out. Give me her Rikers cell block #.
I need more Robin Katz now! The strawberry pic is off the chains! I don’t care if she has a Jew nose, I need to smash her. Somebody, please, help a hound dog out. Give me her Rikers cell block #.
@14 – Yes, you can have a checking account or mutual fund only account,etc. anywhere you want. She was using his ATM card.
speaking of atm, she can lick the chocolate off of my spatula any day
@13 – (0)
even though she’s got that FFGPBS, I would be all over that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day
@32 – while not my first choice, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Her face is ugly but big tits make up for it.
@34 – she’s definitely not ugly. She’s kinda cute, esp in the mixer photo. But she closely resembles an old girlfriend, so I am biased…
@35@Nas
Thank you. Some of these guys need to get a reality check. Not sure what alternative reality they live in.
She is cute.
@36 – a classic Butterface – everything is good, but her face.
Which means she is probably a great lay. Since she doesn’t have looks going for her, she’s got to have something.
bess is totally right about this being the only acceptable pic, this chick belongs in the kitchen and looks damn good there
She looks like the illegitimate child of Shimon Peres and Melissa Gilbert.
Nonetheless, I agree with @35 and @36.
I suspect that most of the comments on this story are made by guys that drink too much and show it, smoke too much and show it and will likely eventually happily settle down with much less attractive women.
Except for Chaz; he’ll continue to hand out more Italian Sausage than a lifetime vendor at Yankee Stadium.
For the benefit of @39, @36 & @35 et al with low standards.
Bess, we need a photo collage for this harlot. The “I’m cute with my mixer” photo is the only good one. Folks need to see what they’re getting themselves into here. Start with the absolutely dreadful one of her in the pink tube top.
Would hit it – in the missionary position, for the purpose of procreation….
…Yeah, I’m disgusting, I know.
“Except for Chaz; he’ll continue to hand out more Italian Sausage than a lifetime vendor at Yankee Stadium.”
FTW!