Specifically Robin Katz would like to “become a stockbroker at Oppenheimer or Carrington Fox,” but is willing to be flexible. Previous job experience includes working as a financial planner at JPMorgan Chase. As for references, those are going to be slightly difficult to procure, as Katz is kind of in a bad spot with her former employer, on account of creating an extra ATM card in one of her client’s names, and helping herself to like $100,000 or so, starting in 2008 (so over the course of a year, really not that much and the guy only noticed a month ago, prompting Big K to hightail it back to her family’s house for a medical emergency in California). Hobbies, as you can see, seemingly include baking, as well as “shopping and going out.” The Post, I think, I’m not sure, but I think is trying to suggest to us that Katz is something of a harlot (“…on her my space page, her interests include: “Politics: F– Bush. Sex: F– Me.” Several photos show her skydiving, playing in a zero-gravity simulator and posing alluringly in a tight, low-cut top with her hands behind her head.”) but that’s all hearsay and speculation. Anyway, if anyone’s interested, a signing bonus or advance could really be useful at this time, as Rob is currently held on $50,000 bail at Rikers Island.
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
Post those damn pictures
i could make that kitty purrrr
she’s (in) one hot mess…so I’ve been told.
Re: Prestige
Mexican strawberry picker > Olive Garden hostess > prison engraver >…..financial adviser.
I’ve got an opening. Send over your CV.
-The Geit.
Oooooo man, let the comments begin.
The come hither look says “I want to be spread open like a Thanksgiving Day turkey” the mixing bowl says “in the mornings I like my eggs fertilized not scrambled”.
She is not hot. Obviously she was paying for sex.
I would F this pig with Greg’s d!ck
@NS- why are you so good? every time. Every SINGLE time!
The the mixing bowl in the kitchen says she’s a domestic princess. The come hither look and the low rider jeans says put it in the ass.
Another narcissistic entitled Jewish slut from the ‘burbs who couldn’t handle it when Daddy wouldn’t raise her shoe allowance.
3/10, 4/10 if desperate
BlackPoint
Is it true she is a niece of Madoff? someone posted that on another site, however, can’t find a link to verify so I don’t believe it…….. yet.
@NakedShort: ftw! you set a standard the rest of us can only dream of.
I could give her the best 40 seconds of her life.
`Former Lehman Quant
Does everyone else agree that her pink belt pulls her outfit together in an absolutely fabulous way?!
-Greg Michaels
@14 no dumbass, that’s another jewish brunette named Shana.
Not too shabby for a Smith grad.
I’m not saying I’d fuck her in the ass, but I’m not saying I wouldn’t, either.
Definitely some nice big naturals though. No hand bridge necessary.
She reminds me of that crazy slut who shot Joey Buttafuco’s wife.
@20 they don’t look that big. that shit is stuffed. hand bridge fully necessary though she actually looks like she’s all talk and it wouldn’t get to that.
3/10, 4/10 if desperate
BlackPoint
Wonder if she used any of that ill gotten booty to bleach her booty.
@blackpoint, what if you were desperate?
Meow….rrrrrnnnnrrr
Some chick’blog is slamming how NYP is caling her a ‘Banker Beauty’ and noting banker women are dogs….
What say you banker’ettes?
ps, Having attended many a bulge summer outing / x-mas party….this is exactly what the wives look like…..
even after many year/$g’s spent on bottle service
Michael Bolton: We get caught laundering money, we’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
Samir: I don’t want to go to ANY prison!
nice hoots bitch
skank-a-licious. The mixer says “I would be a reliable housewife” but the pink belt/bare midriff combo screams “sorry for the herpes”.
@28 i don’t know why that was funny but it was.
Is she mixing up frosting for that donut she’s sporting?
She took Citi’s tag line to heart. “…we never sleep.”
Dear Ms. Katz,
We have received your resume but unfortunately we cannot offer you a position as a stockbroker given the pending criminal charges and whatnot. However, we would like you to encourage you to stop by our offices every few days or so to perform some consulting work as trading floor fluffer. Please let us know asap if you are interested.
Thanks,
Karrington Foxx
I am Jeff Epstein’s secretary (no, he is not pounding me in the … neither are you). I just FedExed two $50,000 checks attn: Rikers Island Correctional Facility, Queens, NY, one for the bail, and one for “a little something for you” with her name in the front.
Obama thinks duplicate ATM cards of rich people’s bank accounts is the way out of this budget mess.
using Madoff’s 150 year sentence as a benchmark and an assumed $17bln in total in fraud (ex-fictional gains) she should get about 0.32 days in jail for the $100k she scammed.
I will hereafter divide women into two categories: hand bridge (HB) and no hand bridge (NHB). Thanks, Dealbreaker!
@36….you are not using a log chart. Different scaling there.
~Pradish Ninjal
Summer Intern
Internal Financial Engineering
not sure the closeup does her any favors:
http://pics.myspaceprofiles.org/370/l/4106370_11.jpg
http://pics.myspaceprofiles.org/370/l/4106370_6.jpg
http://pics.myspaceprofiles.org/370/l/4106370.jpg
I would have sex with this person.
#9…for the win.
Does she have a slight muffin top or is it the way she is standing?
@22,
On the contrary. With as low as they sit on her chest combined with what we can see of the outline, all signs point to more than a healthy handful.
@39 – beauty is only a light switch away.
@39, last pic: unibrow material??
Something for the b-dykes at Rikers…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5901861&hiq=robin%2Ckatz&ref=search
@38 no, that was just Algebra
-36
Do they permit conjugal visits at Rikers?
Jeff Goldblum
@39 – how could you leave this photo off. She playing with her pussy!
http://pics.myspaceprofiles.org/370/l/4106370_9.jpg
Hey Greg,
If you apply enough sex panther cologne I think you just might have a shot with this mess.
after seeing the facebook pic in 46 i take it back, those things are massive, no hand bridge necessary, I repeat, no hand bring necessary.
She probably doesn’t even shave her snatch.
SnatchShaver
How scary is the sister? cousin? Julia Katz
http://www.facebook.com/people/Julia-Katz/11522171
they look natural here and large enough…
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1739/84/n5901861_5038.jpg
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=ROBIN+KATZ&n=-1&k=400000000010&sf=r&init=srp#/profile.php?id=5901861&hiq=50432114%2Crobin%2Ckatz&ref=search
@51 I was just analyzing that same FB photo and while I agree that no hand bridge is necessary I think she would need to provide some hand reinforcement along the sides during a vigorous TF session. Those things look sloppier than Ken Lewis at an open bar; and unless proper side support is provided theyre going to landslide.
She looks a bit ripe in the middle. But who cares, if she’s moist enough.
She looks alot like the JAP skanks that got dragged out of Smokey Joe’s back in the day.
Can we have NakedShort take Greg’s job? @55 FTW
Are Jewish princesses into anal?
Bottom line:
No wow factor, she’s an eight on a ten scale. Not the first chick you go far in a bar, but you don’t have to be totally wasted to talk to her.
US COAST GUARD ALERT:
Libertarian philosopher and noted dealbreaker troll Clifford Assness is on his boat headed from CT across the water to Rikers Island to orchestrate a daring escape of a detainee involving a hand bridge. S&P down 5 pts without AQR’s liquidity support.
I’m willing to forgive — hearing those heavy-hangers slap together would be restitution enough, IMHO.
@59, I haven’t come across one that is yet.
@60 Then my ex-gf must be an 11. Nice scale…
My buddy dated this girl last year. She’s very attractive but a little crazy. Well, make that a lot of crazy after this.
@60 you say she’s got no wow factor then rate her an 8 out of 10? the fuck?
Oddly enough she still has a good chance of being a broker at Oppenheimer.
The midriff begs ” i want you to come on me”, while the nose says ” i vanna go ta Miammmi!!!”
On the CNBCSucks.com scale she would fall somewhere north of Melissa Francis but south of MCC.
I am surprised that JAPs aren’t into anal.
the next meredith whitney?
@41 definitely a muffin top.
pear-shaped chicks = need beer.
she’d look alright after a 6-pack, but so would a quarter of the world’s female population.
Bitch, I’m gunna punish that belly like I punish my lats.
CG
@70 they never mind getting a tip
for a 25y.o., those babypillows are pretty low slung. I’d almost bet she had a “little accident” in high school and had to spend a semester at “her aunt’s down in Florida”…
In any event, I would tap that like a beer keg at a frat party. She reminds me of drunken SUNY-A gals of easy virtue, long ago encountered outside the Lamp Post on Western Avenue…
Odds on a tramp stamp?
@75
Did you go to SUNY-A?
@75 – I have a different theory.
She was probably “a little on the heavy side” through high school and college. She did go to Smith.
Tired of giving hand jobs and getting on her knees, she decided to loose a few pounds, so guys didn’t just get in the sack with her during the winter months.
To do this, she got on that diet pill Ana Nicole Smith was hawking before she went all Elvis/Cobain/Belushi on us. Well that stuff worked, it dropped the pounds from her waist but left the fun bags. So, yeah there’s a little drooping, but she’ll take it in exchange for not being the gernade some guy had to jump on at the bar.
What’s all this about JAP’s not being into anal?
She went Smith? They’ll probably call her the Rikers Rug Doctor
Actually, this is what I always assumed Bess looks like.
jappy, money-grabbin’ hoe
I thought anal was a JAP specialty?
Dr. Louis Ziccareli Esq.,LLM,CFP,CPA
Hmm, pretty young thing living at Riker’s where today, her co-residents are perusing the NY Post with the “Sex: F– Me” excerpt from her MySpace page.
You guys ar far too picky. I think she looks perfectly pleasant and cute. I’d be totally happy with her on my arm … except for the thieving …
Nice breasts, though.
@85 I want to love you. PYJT! -Abner Louima-ski
If she had just stuck to sponging off 65′s friend and her parents, she’d be… er, no different than 80% of 20-something girls. Let’s face it, being young, fuckable, and female is a license to steal.
@86 – I don’t know about having her my arm. To me, she’s a classic moped. That is, she is fun to ride until somebody sees you.
Funny how this teaches a lesson on playing a slow hand. She probably could have kept this this going for ages if she only made it a slow bleed (some women are known to do this over a lifetime). Instead, bitch gets all greedy and has to find out the hard way when someone keeps it real. If I were said customer, I’d drop charges in exchange for certain liberties (have to be a few years worth).
@ 75 – yes, I am a SUNY-A grad
@90, exactly what I was thinking
@ 78 — Good point – she may well be an example of the dreaded “FFGPBS”
(“Former Fat Girl Pancake Boob Syndrome”)
I bet her vagina looks like an axe wound.
@ Naked: cowgirl TF. No hands.
What we have here is a classic example of the “Smith Slurpee”…the type of girl that, although she’s dropped a few pounds, will still suck your dick and like it more than you do.
This isn’t necessarily a bad thing. While she obviously still suffers from low self-esteem as a result of having shopped at Lane Bryant just a few years back, she’s ripened somewhat since then but still retains an unrestrained desire to be accepted.
As such, she’s more than willing to accommodate you (and more than likely a few of your friends as well) for a night of abusing her like a three-legged thoroughbred on a muddy track.
@headless– spent much time in the pioneer valley?
I’m sure the b-dykes at Riker’s will be nowhere near as bad as her smith classmates.
@97 Made a few trips to the 5CC. Used to date a girl that was deciding between Smith & Swarthmore at the time. She went both ways…so the couple trips to Northampton were interesting to say the least.
@96 – just goes to show that while you can take the girl out of Smith, you’ll never take the Smith out of the girl.
I’d like to nominate Robin “Smith Grad FFGPBS” Katz for the Dealbreaker 30 under 30.
i think people missed a gem @68
With a2m she could have gotten her own atm card the old fashioned way.
Cupcakes? She’s brought a muffin top!
@102 Come on! Doesn’t hold a candle to 94. Giggling like a priest in a kindergarten.
I want to nibble on her muffin top and add some extra special protein icing of my own design.
goat
@96 Bring a towel. With a slack jaw like that she’s sure to be drooling it all over your pants. And for the record, I wouldn’t let a fug face like that siphon off my dick- or my bank account, for that matter.
@96 Bring a towel. With a slack jaw like that she’s sure to be drooling it all over your pants. And for the record, I wouldn’t let a fug face like that siphon off my dick- or my bank account, for that matter.
I feel sorry for our (once) charmed JAP. Too many pearl necklaces with no results->desperation->quality time with the guards in the big house. I can already hear the cheers with New York’s finest Correction Dep’t.
http://i44.tinypic.com/11kfp1f.jpg
When are the Jews going to start keeping their people in line?
@89
I’m late to the party but that is a good one.
After seeing that pic shit-faced, I’d like to TF her HB, NHB, or even with some sort of balsa wood side supports. Shalom!
Definitely the kind of girl that loves the jackson pollock all over her face
Robin:
Just your luck — I just happen to have an opening for a Television Repair Girl.
-Ben Roethlisberger
How long before her first prison porn film: “Robin Katz….Dykes in Tights”
She could hide a razor under those saggy tits
@117 what a bizarre comment.
Protection in prison, you slip a razor under saggy tits when out of your cell for quick access. Hide it when back in cell.
117.
why does everyone think she’s so great looking? she looks like everyone else from staten island, except no tan. she also looks highly annoying
@120 Please don’t say she is from the Rock… Another scarlet letter for my home sweet home.. :~(
I agree with 86 – she’s very cute.
Also, with all the ethnic remarks, guys, chill it down. I know it’s The Internet, but Sweet Jeebus, drop the borderline- to Way Over the Top- slurring, eh?
NS @7 wins.
she’s no Kappa or DG. maybe Gamma Phi.
even money she’s got a big dorito chip. way to give california girls a bad name.
Deutsche Bank is hiring, everyone I know that got fired in Banking works for Deutsche Bank now.
@57 your penn alumnus is showing
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