• 14 Jul 2009 at 9:57 AM

Eliot Spitzer Not Sure He’s Okay Supporting Goldman’s Second Quarter Earnings

By Bess Levin


Picture 1703.png The noted hooker aficionado stopped by Bloomberg TV this morning to discuss the matter of Goldman Sachs making ‘a bloody fortune,’ thanks to US aid. What Big Spitz would like to know is what the bank is going to do with the capital. If they’re going to create jobs, which LB and Co have yet to do, or fund companionship programs that match politicians with hot young prosities, he’s got no problem. If it’s going to go back into proprietary trading, etc, well, that’s no good, and those 85 Broads can expect a strongly worded Slate column in the very near future, in addition to the possibility of a joint press conference on YouTube with Maxine Waters.

Comments (14)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    sometimes you’re just MEAN, bess
    teehee

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    show us your tits!
    -ashley

  3. 3
    Posted by merkin capital partners | July 14, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    Never heard of this Spitzer character but pretty sure that picture is Karl from Sling Blade.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    Can you add Ashley’s picture.
    just sayin’

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    “in addition to the possibility of a joint press conference on YouTube with Maxine Waters. ”
    put that shit on pay-per-view

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    bring it on baby, we’ve got plenty more dirt on you just waiting to get out!
    -LB

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    “this is how I tweaked her nips…just like this.”

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    mmmhmm sling blade mmmhmmm

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    I’ve been trying to contact him on his cell phone–does anybody at Bloomberg know where he went after the interview?
    –Silda

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    @9 he told me he was working late at the office?
    -jim cramer

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 10:29 AM

    Way. Too. Damn. Funny.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    85 broads and prosties, lol.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    @9 Silda, sorry, honey, Eliot is busy with 85 broads right now.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    I liked it better when you said “noted hooker fucker”.

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