• 24 Jul 2009 at 3:45 PM

Ex-Hedge Fund Employees Holding Topless Pics Of Boss’s Wife For Ransom

By Bess Levin

Picture 1807.pngThe question is why, since it kind of makes them sound insane (or at least seriously lacking in judgment) when in fact their boss is the shady motherfucker but we’ll get to that in a sec. At left, Danielle Pecile and Cristina Culicea, former assistants at the Titan Capital Group. They’re suing boss their boss, Russell Abrams, who asked Danielle to print out some photos he took of his wife, Sandra, on their honeymoon. Sandra is posing on yacht in the pics, with her rack on full display, which apparently made Danielle uncomfortable, as did the smirk Abrams gave his underling as she handed pics over, and when he asked “You liked them, didn’t you?”
Oh no she di’int.


The girls decided to leave the firm soon after the incident, feeling that they’d been sexually harassed on account of having to look at the boss’s wife naked (Culicea was not part of TitYacht-gate, but was asked to print other classy shots from the trip, of the newlyweds taking a bath). After they resigned, Russel’s brother Marc, who is a Vice-President at the Titan, left a few psycho emails and voicemails for Danielle who, oh, btw, he used to date, calling her “a dirty pig thief,” a “rotten bitch,” and a “whore.” That detail is not part of the suit, but was just something Danielle wanted to get out there.
Now ladies are asking for $2.5 million, saying they were sexually harassed and deeply disturbed by the topless shots, which for some reason they’re holding on to. Not for their personal files, but insurance, to make sure they get their money. Their lawyer, Douglas Wigdor, perhaps not familiar with a little thing called extortion, is totally backing them up, telling the Post that the pics will not be returned until the case is settled with a check for a couple mill and a half, opening the door for a countersuit by Sandra Abrams, who claims the girls’ demand “is nothing short of blackmail,” which, yeah, it kind of is! Sandra wants the pics back, and $1 million for emotional distress.

Comments (29)

  1. 1
    Posted by merkin capital partners | July 24, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    i haven’t been able to concentrate on anything since i watched this.
    “white folk ain’t gonna take it no mo…and im joinin ‘em!”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hFiab7fjak

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    i’d hit it (them).

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    They should both be spanked. Hard.

  4. 4
    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | July 24, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    that dude gets me

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    @3
    or spunked. in the face.

  6. 6
    Posted by just_looking | July 24, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    so, where are the photos?!?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Tag team, back again
    Check it, wreck it
    Let’s begin

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    You see, Sandra needed to take a bath, the only problem is she’s afraid to bathe alone. So, Russell was wondering if you’d keep her company in the tub. Terrific.
    And after your bath, you need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart.

  9. 9
    Posted by mktmkr | July 24, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    @2
    all. night. long.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    I’ll bet Bess makes Greg print her dirty pictures…maybe of CG in various states of undress.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    left = 2/10

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    @10 shut your filthy whore mouth

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    They had the same expression on their faces last month when I informed them that I woouldn’t be signing up for another bottle of champagnia and that they could put their clothes back on.
    The Iceman has more warmth than Pecile.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    @13 that was cold

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    Interesting, but those girls lost their chance to win their case in court. So those pictures will go to the highest bidder, if there are any.

  16. 16
    Posted by just_looking | July 24, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    @1 – unrelated, but I agree. No mo’…

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    i used to invest with those guys. i believe the chicks.

  18. 18
    Posted by Investorcluzo | July 24, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    @merkin – you have too much time on your hands. how do you find that $hit!
    is this the return of the horse face? just askin…

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Is it not the reason they’re hanging on to the pics that the pics are evidence supporting their claims? Be rather hard to prove that they were forced to print them out if the pics somehow were lost.

  20. 20
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 24, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    Seriously, pic of this guy’s wife in the buff? Put that Michaels kid to work, STAT!

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    Are those 2 girls from Staten Island? Just asking.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    they’re just askin’ for a cool deuce, deuce and a half…

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    God, who gives money to these a holes? What are they thinking?

  24. 24
    Posted by trojan | July 24, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    one on the right looks like olivia wilde’s less-attractive, retarded cousin

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | July 27, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    http://www.nytimes.com/1986/05/25/us/around-the-nation-johns-hopkins-student-charged-in-firebombing.html

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 27, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    @25
    Good find. No wonder his undergrad university isn’t specified in this profile:
    http://www.hedgefundnews.com/news_n_info/article_detail.php?id=286

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | July 27, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    Long Legged Mack Daddy.
    LLMD.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | July 27, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    2 girls 1 copier?

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | July 27, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    well played @28