This is a little warning to those of you who took a gander at the RVSP list for next week's event celebrating the supposed end of the recession and decided, "I like what I see." You're probably being taken for a ride. From a very breathless mailbag:
Hello,I noticed that you covered the last Fashion meets Finance event in January. I wanted to let you know about their current fashion identity theft scandal!
On the FMF page, there is a link to "see who's coming." I figured I might know some people in my industry attending so I scrolled down to see if there was anyone I recognized...turns out there was!
As I scrolled down I noticed Shelley Abrahmson, a location scout for American Apparel who makes under $50,000 (yes, they list salaries). Her photo looked strangely familiar so I clicked to enlarge and find a photo OF MY FACE!!! Obviously I am not Shelley Abrahmson, I am a fashion publicist who is outraged that they stole my photo (probably from Facebook) and are using it to make their deceivingly fake list look elevated. I hope that you will expose this to your readers.
Thanks,
Jennifer
Of course, this isn't the first time someone used a picture that wasn't them when signing up for a FMF night to remember but it's upsetting nonetheless. As for the pissant who RSVP'ed for a certain someone in Stamford-- check yourself. Big Poppa showed up to last year's event, told his wingman, "If I wanted to tap a bunch of low-hanging fruit I'd lay siege to my trading floor," left after five minutes, and vowed he'd never come back to one of these things again. What's more, he signed up for a mixer at Hula Hanks happening the same day like, weeks ago, and couldn't make it even if he wanted to.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:26PM
I am shocked! Shocked I say!
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:27PM
Fucking christ. Is that chick hoarding acorns in her cheeks? I know winter's fast approaching, but jesus...
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:28PM
I wouldn't
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:29PM
Ooh. Does that mean the BLANUS analyst will NOT be there?? I may not need to go, then.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:30PM
how does using this girl's face "elevate" the list?
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:31PM
Her face must ache every evening.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:32PM
I thought we replaced olive oil with face lotion somewhere around the turn of the 19th century?
-Maria Francesca Gabini
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:32PM
"If I wanted to tap a bunch of low-hanging fruit I lay siege to my trading floor,"
nice.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:32PM
Those breasts never get old.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:32PM
@5...Easy, they had a stolen picture from one of the Noel girls before using Jennifer's.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:32PM
@1..excellent "Casablanca" reference. That "Fashion Meets Finance" thing....Is it sponsored by Craigslist?
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:33PM
9,
Those are cheeks, you fool! Cheeks!
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:34PM
do we think the guy who claims to work at handbridge capital really does?
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:34PM
I'd hit it but I won't be able to face myself in the morning.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:34PM
Is that a nose or a snout?
Here piggy piggy...
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:34PM
"outraged!!!"
this chick needs to settle the fuck down.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 30, 2009 2:35PM
Didn't Chanos show up to the first one? (...only to be SORELY disappointed)
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:35PM
Does a forum for ugly women to meet unsuccessful men really need an event of its own?
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:36PM
Tranny
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:36PM
@7 FTW!
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:37PM
@analyst definitely not
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:37PM
Those cheeks definitely don't need the hand bridge !
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:39PM
She could suck start a leaf blower.
Posted by highlyconfident , Jul 30, 2009 2:39PM
Didn't they lube up Blankfein's head and use it on some poor girl last year?
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:40PM
she's pretty cute
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:40PM
Quincy Q. Dickles of Hand bridge Investments made me lol
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:40PM
I'm going to go ahead and nominate this for post / thread of the year. The comments are going to set a new record.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:40PM
I didn't know the Joker (Jack Nicholson version) had a daughter.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:41PM
jenny baby, call me
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:41PM
Bess, You Soulless Harpy! Look what you went and did. The poor girl was looking for comfort and support and all she gets are comments about her cheeks.
Oh, and you guys suck.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:42PM
Skipped straight to the comments and I'm not disappointed so far esp. with #7, 14, 22.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:44PM
#25,30 = Jennifer
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:44PM
@2: down-home, brutal, early FTW. But this thread is still young...
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:44PM
@30 wtf are you talking about? the girl said, and I quote: "I hope that you will expose this to your readers. "
YOU suck.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:44PM
Bess, please expose yourself to your readers
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:44PM
Bess,
C'mon! Make Ms. Cheeks & Chicklets' picture big again!
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:45PM
Don't know about her but a couple of the others I saw looked like they could put 50 pounds of vacuum pressure on an onion sack.
~Houston Basis Trader
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:45PM
summarizing letter: "please post my BS story to draw schmucks to the party I'm promoting."
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 30, 2009 2:47PM
Looks like a flesh colored bag stuffed with Crisco.
Anywho I added her as a friend on Facebook; if she accepts my friendship full body pictures should be up soon. Hopefully there is a pic where shes in her kitchen with a Kitchen Aid.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:48PM
Cheekclops!
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:48PM
@37 - HBT - I didn't know onions were male.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:48PM
Shrek is now blonde with hair.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:50PM
Is this cross-posted to Fashionista?
-Racist
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:50PM
This will teach ya Jenny. Never, ever take a picture of yourself in a funhouse mirror and post it on the internet.
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 30, 2009 2:53PM
Here we go:
The face says "I am a moderately attractive young business woman, whom after some convincing will allow you to go bareback." The emotionally needy letter says "After I sober up I am going to send you 2093423 text messages every day until I get my next period."
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:55PM
Hopefully Plax will show up at this event with his glock
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:55PM
@13
It's Hand Bridge Investments, and how dare you attempt to besmirch the Dickles name by calling me a liar!
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:57PM
That chick looks like she would put Hogwarts on your Harry Potter
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 2:58PM
The smile says "I'm an energetic go-getter," but the cheeks say "cross my face with one of the Noel sisters and they'll be one more normal looking chick in this world."
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 3:00PM
Are her cheeks allergic to spooge? Hence the swelling...
It appears this specie gives angry sloppy wet fellatio.
And no cheek clops. I started wideclops and it will never be usurped.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 3:00PM
Anyone else wondering how many times they will let you RSVP with the same e-mail address? I'm up to 4 so far, although I note some have been flat-out deleted and not merely rejected.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 30, 2009 3:00PM
Bet she gives one helluva dome job, that's all I'm sayin
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 3:01PM
NOOOO! Put Cheeks & Chicklets back up!
-Pompeian Representative, Marketing
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 3:01PM
where did the pic go? it was here last time I checked the thread...
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 3:02PM
"Looks like a flesh colored bag stuffed with Crisco."
oh my god lolol
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 3:04PM
@52 is probably a Mexican.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 3:14PM
we're calling stevie big poppa now? i like it.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 3:19PM
I'll tell you what's elevated - her cheeks. And probably on both sides, I might add. Plastic surgery, hun.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 3:20PM
For god's sake, someone pass universal health care! With lack of funding and hormone pills, Alix Noel is looking fucking haggard.
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/viewPhoto.php?imgID=3752
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 30, 2009 3:25PM
@56
Huh?
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 4:06PM
For all of you who missed her picture, it was the closest impersonation of Miss Piggy since Miss Piggy.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 4:13PM
Whoa whoa whoa, forget Princess Swinerton, let's talk about this winner:
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/viewPhoto.php?imgID=3415
If you cover the bottom of the picture with a piece of paper, she gets progressively hotter as you move it up.
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 30, 2009 4:15PM
@62 HOLY SHIT look at that nose up close. Looks like a white Michael Irvin
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 4:50PM
who is stevie's "wingman"?
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 4:51PM
Um, please scroll to the bottom of the list. Poor Robin Katz is a fake posting because a) she's a WOMAN in FINANCE, clearly breaking the rules and b) I'm not sure but I don't think she'll be out of prison by then.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 4:52PM
@66 robin katz is a fake post? you fuckin shittin' me?
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 4:53PM
@65 andrew tong, of course
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 4:56PM
@65 me, d. berkowitz. stevie and i score so much friggin tail it's unbelievable. god damn I could tell you some stories about slags we took down in my porsche. god damn i could.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 4:59PM
@69 as one of the few people who will get that, well done.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 5:07PM
berkowitz@69 fuck off, it's me. -vijay
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 5:14PM
hey, vijay@71? eat my ass.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 5:18PM
"It appears this specie gives angry sloppy wet fellatio."
wtf?
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 5:19PM
@73 what's so bad about that?
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 5:23PM
you guys are getting ridiculous w the entries-
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/viewPhoto.php?imgID=4029
the maxine waters one was also good.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 5:29PM
69/71/72- SAC Capital representin' in the comments!
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 5:32PM
Stevie actually tears up an insane amount of ass at HH on the regular, so you're not too far off there.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 5:32PM
@76 ...and ruining a funny thread with some inane BS.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 5:34PM
plebe@78 it's not inane BS if you know what we're talking about.
-72
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 5:51PM
"Looks like a flesh colored bag stuffed with Crisco."
comment of the day/week/year
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 5:53PM
naked@45 so completely true.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 6:00PM
@22 very nice
Posted by HeadlessHorseman , Jul 30, 2009 6:02PM
"I hope you will expose this to your readers"
Bess,
Are you certain she wasn't referring to the attached nude photo of herself holding her birth certificate (evidencing that she is the real "Jennifer")?
Just checking,
HH
P.S. I've always had a fantasy of a three-way with Alvin, Simon and Theodore. Please double check the email as this may be as close as I come to fulfilling said fantasy.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 6:31PM
@headless- I hate you.
-jenn
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2009 9:47PM
@Jennifer
The image URL contains the email that posted your pic. you might try contacting them.
eg:
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/photos/danielleru@gmail.com_575699-1248273010.jpeg
also: thanks for sparking a great discussion
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 8:23AM
@84 - that e-mail address is used for several dozen of the pictures. ALong with that of someone allegedly names "Shelly Potolsky".
The other popular one seems to be fakeemail@yahoo.com, I'm not sure who that belongs to, you can't tell from the name.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:07AM
huh I thought the shelley abrahmson pic was a screenshot of Freeza from dragonball z... but apparently it's from some jennifer chick's facebook