This is a little warning to those of you who took a gander at the RVSP list for next week’s event celebrating the supposed end of the recession and decided, “I like what I see.” You’re probably being taken for a ride. From a very breathless mailbag:
Hello,
I noticed that you covered the last Fashion meets Finance event in January. I wanted to let you know about their current fashion identity theft scandal!
On the FMF page, there is a link to “see who’s coming.” I figured I might know some people in my industry attending so I scrolled down to see if there was anyone I recognized…turns out there was!
As I scrolled down I noticed Shelley Abrahmson, a location scout for American Apparel who makes under $50,000 (yes, they list salaries). Her photo looked strangely familiar so I clicked to enlarge and find a photo OF MY FACE!!! Obviously I am not Shelley Abrahmson, I am a fashion publicist who is outraged that they stole my photo (probably from Facebook) and are using it to make their deceivingly fake list look elevated. I hope that you will expose this to your readers.
Thanks,
Jennifer
Of course, this isn’t the first time someone used a picture that wasn’t them when signing up for a FMF night to remember but it’s upsetting nonetheless. As for the pissant who RSVP’ed for a certain someone in Stamford– check yourself. Big Poppa showed up to last year’s event, told his wingman, “If I wanted to tap a bunch of low-hanging fruit I’d lay siege to my trading floor,” left after five minutes, and vowed he’d never come back to one of these things again. What’s more, he signed up for a mixer at Hula Hanks happening the same day like, weeks ago, and couldn’t make it even if he wanted to.
I am shocked! Shocked I say!
Fucking christ. Is that chick hoarding acorns in her cheeks? I know winter’s fast approaching, but jesus…
I wouldn’t
Ooh. Does that mean the BLANUS analyst will NOT be there?? I may not need to go, then.
how does using this girl’s face “elevate” the list?
Her face must ache every evening.
I thought we replaced olive oil with face lotion somewhere around the turn of the 19th century?
-Maria Francesca Gabini
“If I wanted to tap a bunch of low-hanging fruit I lay siege to my trading floor,”
nice.
Those breasts never get old.
@5…Easy, they had a stolen picture from one of the Noel girls before using Jennifer’s.
@1..excellent “Casablanca” reference. That “Fashion Meets Finance” thing….Is it sponsored by Craigslist?
9,
Those are cheeks, you fool! Cheeks!
do we think the guy who claims to work at handbridge capital really does?
I’d hit it but I won’t be able to face myself in the morning.
Is that a nose or a snout?
Here piggy piggy…
“outraged!!!”
this chick needs to settle the fuck down.
Didn’t Chanos show up to the first one? (…only to be SORELY disappointed)
Does a forum for ugly women to meet unsuccessful men really need an event of its own?
Tranny
@7 FTW!
@analyst definitely not
Those cheeks definitely don’t need the hand bridge !
She could suck start a leaf blower.
Didn’t they lube up Blankfein’s head and use it on some poor girl last year?
she’s pretty cute
Quincy Q. Dickles of Hand bridge Investments made me lol
I’m going to go ahead and nominate this for post / thread of the year. The comments are going to set a new record.
I didn’t know the Joker (Jack Nicholson version) had a daughter.
jenny baby, call me
Bess, You Soulless Harpy! Look what you went and did. The poor girl was looking for comfort and support and all she gets are comments about her cheeks.
Oh, and you guys suck.
Skipped straight to the comments and I’m not disappointed so far esp. with #7, 14, 22.
#25,30 = Jennifer
@2: down-home, brutal, early FTW. But this thread is still young…
@30 wtf are you talking about? the girl said, and I quote: “I hope that you will expose this to your readers. ”
YOU suck.
Bess, please expose yourself to your readers
Bess,
C’mon! Make Ms. Cheeks & Chicklets’ picture big again!
Don’t know about her but a couple of the others I saw looked like they could put 50 pounds of vacuum pressure on an onion sack.
~Houston Basis Trader
summarizing letter: “please post my BS story to draw schmucks to the party I’m promoting.”
Looks like a flesh colored bag stuffed with Crisco.
Anywho I added her as a friend on Facebook; if she accepts my friendship full body pictures should be up soon. Hopefully there is a pic where shes in her kitchen with a Kitchen Aid.
Cheekclops!
@37 – HBT – I didn’t know onions were male.
Shrek is now blonde with hair.
Is this cross-posted to Fashionista?
-Racist
This will teach ya Jenny. Never, ever take a picture of yourself in a funhouse mirror and post it on the internet.
Here we go:
The face says “I am a moderately attractive young business woman, whom after some convincing will allow you to go bareback.” The emotionally needy letter says “After I sober up I am going to send you 2093423 text messages every day until I get my next period.”
Hopefully Plax will show up at this event with his glock
@13
It’s Hand Bridge Investments, and how dare you attempt to besmirch the Dickles name by calling me a liar!
That chick looks like she would put Hogwarts on your Harry Potter
The smile says “I’m an energetic go-getter,” but the cheeks say “cross my face with one of the Noel sisters and they’ll be one more normal looking chick in this world.”
Are her cheeks allergic to spooge? Hence the swelling…
It appears this specie gives angry sloppy wet fellatio.
And no cheek clops. I started wideclops and it will never be usurped.
Anyone else wondering how many times they will let you RSVP with the same e-mail address? I’m up to 4 so far, although I note some have been flat-out deleted and not merely rejected.
Bet she gives one helluva dome job, that’s all I’m sayin
NOOOO! Put Cheeks & Chicklets back up!
-Pompeian Representative, Marketing
where did the pic go? it was here last time I checked the thread…
“Looks like a flesh colored bag stuffed with Crisco.”
oh my god lolol
@52 is probably a Mexican.
we’re calling stevie big poppa now? i like it.
I’ll tell you what’s elevated – her cheeks. And probably on both sides, I might add. Plastic surgery, hun.
For god’s sake, someone pass universal health care! With lack of funding and hormone pills, Alix Noel is looking fucking haggard.
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/viewPhoto.php?imgID=3752
@56
Huh?
For all of you who missed her picture, it was the closest impersonation of Miss Piggy since Miss Piggy.
Whoa whoa whoa, forget Princess Swinerton, let’s talk about this winner:
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/viewPhoto.php?imgID=3415
If you cover the bottom of the picture with a piece of paper, she gets progressively hotter as you move it up.
@62 HOLY SHIT look at that nose up close. Looks like a white Michael Irvin
who is stevie’s “wingman”?
Um, please scroll to the bottom of the list. Poor Robin Katz is a fake posting because a) she’s a WOMAN in FINANCE, clearly breaking the rules and b) I’m not sure but I don’t think she’ll be out of prison by then.
@66 robin katz is a fake post? you fuckin shittin’ me?
@65 andrew tong, of course
@65 me, d. berkowitz. stevie and i score so much friggin tail it’s unbelievable. god damn I could tell you some stories about slags we took down in my porsche. god damn i could.
@69 as one of the few people who will get that, well done.
berkowitz@69 fuck off, it’s me. -vijay
hey, vijay@71? eat my ass.
“It appears this specie gives angry sloppy wet fellatio.”
wtf?
@73 what’s so bad about that?
you guys are getting ridiculous w the entries-
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/viewPhoto.php?imgID=4029
the maxine waters one was also good.
69/71/72- SAC Capital representin’ in the comments!
Stevie actually tears up an insane amount of ass at HH on the regular, so you’re not too far off there.
@76 …and ruining a funny thread with some inane BS.
plebe@78 it’s not inane BS if you know what we’re talking about.
-72
“Looks like a flesh colored bag stuffed with Crisco.”
comment of the day/week/year
naked@45 so completely true.
@22 very nice
“I hope you will expose this to your readers”
Bess,
Are you certain she wasn’t referring to the attached nude photo of herself holding her birth certificate (evidencing that she is the real “Jennifer”)?
Just checking,
HH
P.S. I’ve always had a fantasy of a three-way with Alvin, Simon and Theodore. Please double check the email as this may be as close as I come to fulfilling said fantasy.
@headless- I hate you.
-jenn
@Jennifer
The image URL contains the email that posted your pic. you might try contacting them.
eg:
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/photos/danielleru@gmail.com_575699-1248273010.jpeg
also: thanks for sparking a great discussion
@84 – that e-mail address is used for several dozen of the pictures. ALong with that of someone allegedly names “Shelly Potolsky”.
The other popular one seems to be fakeemail@yahoo.com, I’m not sure who that belongs to, you can’t tell from the name.
huh I thought the shelley abrahmson pic was a screenshot of Freeza from dragonball z… but apparently it’s from some jennifer chick’s facebook