• 20 Jul 2009 at 3:11 PM

Goldman Sachs: No Plans To Give Up Commercial Bank Designation

By Bess Levin



Charlie Gasparino reported that bit of news earlier, though what strikes us as most amusing is CNBC’s absolute shock that Goldman Sachs deigned to speak with Chaz.

Comments (22)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    What do you think CG is thinking about in this screen shot?

  2. 2
    Posted by NakedShort | July 20, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    @1
    The pot encrusted watch he is about to buy with his massive book advance

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    Bess, is he well groomed, you know, down there?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    meatball sub

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    What a fagela.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    He’s such a wus

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Raping the US is just too easy now. Even GS can do it.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    He is thinking about what it would be like if his penis was made out of peperoni.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    I’m late, so maybe I missed, but no mention of the CG profile in the Weekend FT? First page of arts section.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    That was like watching Cramer on the Daily Show

  11. 11
    Posted by merkin capital partners | July 20, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    You heard him Bess, all’s he’s doins is what journalists should do.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    @9 yeah, thanks, you are late: http://dealbreaker.com/2009/07/charlie-gasparino-explains-the.php

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    Goldman Gloves

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    Charlie ‘Glass Jaw’ Gasparino

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    is it risk taking if you’re front running?

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    More SH, less MCC. She really drives me mad.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    @17 ‘more SH, less MCC’… how do you mean?

  18. 18
    Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | July 20, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    Friggin scumbags at Gold Man-sacks today flying the ChiCom flag at the same level as the stars and stripes.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    @17
    You must be an ass man.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    SH = gaping maw.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    F@ck all the American banks. Best career move I ever made was joining Deutsche Bank.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    @22 b/c now is the time you get to dance on Shprockets?

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