After guiding S&P through its golden era of credit assessment, Vickie Tillman, the head of credit ratings, is moving onto greener pastures in the McGraw-Hill family. As of August 3rd she will assume the newly created position of overseer for the "sustainability" group and the search is on to find her replacement. In the words of McGraw-Hill CEO Terry McGraw:
Vickie is an ideal leader to drive McGraw-Hill's growth in this area given her diverse analytical experience, deep knowledge of the company's businesses, and track record of creating new revenue streams.
Candidates with the ability to master quid-pro-quo fee agreements are encouraged to apply.
S&P Ratings Head Takes New Job [WSJ]
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 2:56PM
She's a looker
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 2:57PM
I wouldn't hit it.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 2:59PM
My problem with her is that she always looked at credits with one eye closed to fundamental risk.
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Jul 01, 2009 3:04PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:04PM
is she on smack?
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:04PM
Forget Amanda Drury!
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:05PM
obviously go the job on her good looks
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:06PM
what a handsome woman
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:08PM
You men are all assholes.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:10PM
I bet she loves to pound Greg in the ass during her lunch breaks
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jul 01, 2009 3:10PM
Reminds me of when I was a CPA at a big 4 firm. The best job security was to so completely f-up an audit that legal action was possible - the firm couldn't afford/risk firing you and would put you into a nice quiet job where you wouldn't do any more damage.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:13PM
Greg es un joto. Él tiene gusto de aspirar el pene.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:13PM
A double bagger if there ever was one.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:15PM
Ya still dont really get the point of Dealbreaker, do you Greg
Posted by wcburrs87 , Jul 01, 2009 3:18PM
Get that woman some skoal!
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:21PM
Right now, there is an ad for FarmVille in this story. Greg would have sex with 6 of the 7 barnyard animals featured.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:27PM
Looks like DK's mom
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:30PM
looks like most bankers' wives...at least those that dont have yellow fever
Posted by NegativeConvexity , Jul 01, 2009 3:34PM
oh my god. The horror.. Robocop has tossed yet another person into a vat of toxic waste...
http://www.robocoparchive.com/wide/emil2.jpg
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:35PM
God she is vile.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 01, 2009 3:39PM
She's just gonna go crawl back into her shell, nbd
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:40PM
Greg -- Dealbreaker is supposed to include snark and laughter, not clipjob repostings of other news sources. Here is one way this story could have been written in DB style (though clearly not to Bess levels). Note that I even included your one semi good attempt at bringing the funny......
Are you having trouble procuring the top notch blow and high end escorts since losing your job where you earned 2 and 20 at a hedge fund that managed to underperform the S&P 500? After one too many $5 blowjobs in the lower floor of Penn Station from a toothless neck tattooed lady (you hope it was a lady) while smoking some meth as the bridge and tunnel crowd point and laugh at you, the former master of the universe, have you decided you've now hit rock bottom?
Well brighten up young bucks and get your resumes ready, your ability to master shady quid pro quo fee agreements is now a job skill back in vogue! The head of S&P's credit ratings group has been transitioned to a new "sustainability" group - sources tell us they're working on how to sustain sex drives in transgenders, somethng Ms (or Mr) Tillman has extensive knowledge of. Resumes should be sent to McGraw-Hill ASAP, as the rampant green-shoots in economy will obvs lead to demand for new structured products needing credit ratings. After your first kickback from Goldman for rating a dogshit CDO AAA so soome Scandinavian country will buy the product, tell us which hotel room to go to and save a line of blow and and an anal-receptive hooker for us at DB...
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:43PM
I thought they put Phil Spector in prison. What is he doing out already?
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jul 01, 2009 3:44PM
@22 - Wow, that was horrible.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:47PM
Greg, are you related to Vickie, or should I say Victor?
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:48PM
@9 You hot?
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:49PM
#22 wtf? hope you didnt spend too much time on that - pathetic
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:49PM
@22 is obviously Eliot Spitzer.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:50PM
@22 Are you in need of work and attempting to interview for Greg's post via the comments section? My friend, this could be the moment in your life that you establish rock-bottom. Best of luck picking yourself up.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:51PM
Greg, stop using family portraits in your posts dammit.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:53PM
@22 is Greg, giving it another shot. Give it up tool.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:01PM
The quid pro quo comment was totally out of line. The agencies were and remain completely independent third party assessors of risk.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:01PM
Greg sucks monkey balls.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:03PM
That gimp ho from ER sure has aged. Still, I'd masturbate to the back of her head.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:33PM
She eats children that one.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:34PM
That track record of new revenue streams would be from AAA ratings on CDOs. Let's face it - she's got the goods on old Terry McGraw and this is her cushy holding spot until she can put in her 30 years and ride off into the sunset with that fat S&P defined benefit pension.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:35PM
Greg, I try to laugh a little reading your thing, having a headache from my effort.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:58PM
Well the squid pro squid bit made me smile a little.
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Jul 01, 2009 4:58PM
Looks like her face caught fire and someone tried to beat it out with a bag of nickels.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:01PM
Well the squid pro squid bit made me smile a little.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:42PM
35 FTW
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 8:06PM
That's how Dennis Kneale looks like 20 years from now.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 8:44PM
@ 9- Do yourself a favor and do not come back you are not wanted here.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 11:11PM
what a remarkable resemblance to Peter Sellers...
I guess zhe great Inspector Clouseau will not be bothering us anymore.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 11:43PM
she looks like a troll beaten with a bag of rusty nickels. Back under the bridge you beast from hell
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 11:45PM
Another poster woman for meth
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 11:48PM
@9 eat another whole ham and shut the hell up - lard ass