• 24 Jul 2009 at 8:47 AM

How Long Could You Last Without Your Blackberry?

By Bess Levin


A familiar face went 40 hours before the tears started.

Comments (39)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    he looks 3000 pounds in that video

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    fuckin pussy.
    -CG

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    I need my blackberry at all times, lest I miss a call from my dealer.
    -Larry K

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    I didn’t think it was possible to hate him more. thanks.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    what a fat fuck.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 8:56 AM

    they should’ve asked him how long he could go without tearing into a package of ring dings.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 8:56 AM

    @6 I never would’ve agreed to that.
    -DK

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 8:59 AM

    “payphones are urinals”
    I’ve always thought this too.
    -guy who takes leaks in urinals

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    Sweet Blackberry

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    Who wins the cheeseburger eating contest? Roker or Kneale?
    “8 quarters, two twinkies and a 32oz cup of nacho cheese please.”

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    Seems someone I (virtually) know can’t go 24 hours anymore without a post about a collie-molesting idiot. Up for the challenge?

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    Dennis you fat, irresponsible, sloppy pussy. I can’t believe I even cared about your little rant on blogs. You need to head straight to walmart and buy yourself a pair of balls.

  13. 13
    Posted by merkin capital partners | July 24, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    holy mercy he procreated… that poor little meep meep junior.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    @11 = cnbc intern

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    @11
    Jesus, why did you do it to Lassie? Why, why Dennis you sick twit, why?

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    Step it up everyone. The comments aren’t entertaining this morning. Thanks

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    How long could DB go without a Greg post?

  18. 18
    Posted by merkin capital partners | July 24, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    “Ms. Deveny, 32 years old, is keeping her name.”
    Obviously.
    http://www.nytimes.com/1992/09/13/style/weddings-kathleen-deveny-dennis-r-kneale.html

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    wow……..talk about someone who needs stage makeup………

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    How long could Bess last without the high hard one?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    Dennis Kneale keeps vampire porn on me.
    -2nd Laptop

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    @19.. “The Bride’s previous marriage ended in divorce”. WTF?!? Is this for the bookies to make the line? Isn’t getting yout facch in the NYT marriage section suppose to be the supreme joy of upper east side latte swilling fugly bitches. Further proof that the NY Times is a pos rag.. “and there is no disputing that!”

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    @19.. “The Bride’s previous marriage ended in divorce”. WTF?!? Is this for the bookies to make the line? Isn’t getting yout facch in the NYT marriage section suppose to be the supreme joy of upper east side latte swilling fugly bitches. Further proof that the NY Times is a pos rag.. “and there is no disputing that!”

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    @19.. “The Bride’s previous marriage ended in divorce”. WTF?!? Is this for the bookies to make the line? Isn’t getting yout facch in the NYT marriage section suppose to be the supreme joy of upper east side latte swilling fugly bitches. Further proof that the NY Times is a pos rag.. “and there is no disputing that!”

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    @23 I disagree
    @24 great point!!

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    @21 what does that even mean?

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    Dennis Kneale wears jean shorts. Fucking fantastic.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 9:57 AM

    Jimmy Dugan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying! THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
    Doris Murphy: Why don’t you give her a break, Jimmy…
    Jimmy Dugan: Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?
    Evelyn Gardner: No, no, no.
    Jimmy Dugan: Yeah! NO. And do you know why?
    Evelyn Gardner: No…
    Jimmy Dugan: Because there’s no crying in baseball. THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    @28 I know. amazing.

  30. 30
    Posted by wcburrs87 | July 24, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    How the hell does he bounce checks?? What the hell is he doing trying to preach to us on CNBC if he can’t even keep track of simple addition and subtraction??

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    i took a piss in/on a payphone on 55&lex not 7 hours ago.
    the universe must be watching me

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    Trust me, not have technology for a week sucks balls, I couldn’t access gay porn.
    -Dennis K.

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Dennis, could you be anymore of a fat ass?
    -Kudlow

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    @13 Oh please, like that would ever happen. Adopted – http://www.newsweek.com/id/32519

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    that dude looks exactly like madoff, just needs to let the jew fro go wild for a couple months or so

  36. 36
    Posted by Porker Stankleberry | July 24, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    @36: Woof.

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    that dude looks exactly like madoff, just needs to let the jew fro go wild for a couple months or so

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    people still use checks? wtf.

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    @33 That was YOU? I was sleeping in that phonebooth.
    -Ruth

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