We don't blame him, of course, given that Nails' run of bad luck is all his fault, but this seems a bit shady. A tipster informs us that an article on TheStreet.com entitled "Lenny 'Nails' Dykstra, the Next Meriwether?"--posted yesterday--is no longer available. It's behind a subscription wall so it's never been available to us (the only thing over at that joint we'd pay for is the opportunity to outsmart the markets alongside Ron Insana) but now it appears as though the story has been removed entirely. Surely there's an explanation for this. Whether it's "technical difficulties" or an attempt by the TSC founder to minimize the fallout from another failed bold call is the question. If anyone has anything to get off his chest, please do so at this time (and yes, LD, you can call us collect).
Update: No word from TSC or JC but the following was apparently the post in question, which we're reprinting without permission. Doesn't really seem that offensive to us, though the "position" is a nice burn.
Timothy CollinsLenny 'Nails' Dykstra, the Next Meriwether?
7/8/2009 5:15 PM EDT
A blast from the past, but I saw this today after reading speculation about past claims -- according to ESPN:"Lenny Dykstra, the former star center fielder for the New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.
"The 46-year-old has no more than $50,000 of assets and between $10 million and $50 million of liabilities, according to a petition filed Tuesday with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in the Central District of California..."I wonder if he'll come back to us with more deep in the money LEAP plays that go 64 for 64 or if we should split our checks between him and Meriwether?
Position: Short Dykstra rookie card






Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:00PM
The Mets could use Lenny right now.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:02PM
MCC's looking conservative today.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:04PM
I plead the fifth
-JC
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:05PM
Ssshhhh...its a secret. Don't tell anyone.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:10PM
The rumor at TSCM is that Morrow may resign over the controversy following his decision to fire James Altucher.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:12PM
Bananas!
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:13PM
Bear is fine! Your money is fine!
-JC
Posted by Meatbone9 , Jul 09, 2009 12:16PM
The next Meriwether? Destroying capital through 3 entities? I think Dystra did it though many more than three and should feel insulted.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:17PM
Sure. Go ahead and make fun of someone better than you. The plebians always pick on the great ones. It happened to us all the time at Enron.
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 09, 2009 12:18PM
I think the N. Koreans had something to do with the problems on thestreet.com
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:20PM
Baseball players always have and always will be smarter than you finance fucks. Shit, half the team thinks a CDS is a venereal disease and they make more than $8 million a year even with shitty stats.
~Kenny Powers
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:21PM
@9 jim cramer is better than no one.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:23PM
9 = jim cramer
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:34PM
Thank god this article - from December 2008 - is still available on The Street's web site. And God you should read it:
http://www.thestreet.com/story/10450812/1/private-jets-take-hassle-out-of-flying.html
I would try to pull out the best quote, but it's all so wonderful I don't know where to start.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:42PM
Dykstra had email on the Street.com a few years back pushing Refco (RFX) before the scandal hit. After the company went under, I went back and the article was taken down. I sent Dykstra an email inquiring about the disappearance of the article and he sent back a nasty email telling me to check my facts. Guy is a joke
Posted by Bess Levin , Jul 09, 2009 12:43PM
@14 That was amazing. I feel like I need to reprint it in full. It's what Nails would've wanted.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:47PM
@5 - details? altucher controversy?
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:49PM
@14 - Fuck off!!
LD
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:49PM
@15 - Fuck off!!
LD
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:50PM
The worst part is I have a very small penis!
LD
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:52PM
"MAdoff is one of the greats in this business"-Jim Cramer
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:59PM
@14 - I nominate this line for title of best quote:
"I loved it and swear that I will never go back to flying a commercial tube." -Lenny "Nails" Dykstra Dec. '08.
Hope you enjoy the tube again dickhead!
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 12:59PM
@21 well done
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:33PM
TSCM pulled the post above from the site...yet the never fly commercial lives on.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:35PM
Lenny who?
- Jim Cramer
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:59PM
@23 here - I've got the story copy 'n pasted into a Word doc. Think it'll come in handy to selectively pull bonehead quotes from time to time. Like this gem at the end:
"But you never know. Maybe I'll see you on a private jet sometime. (I'll be the guy in the suit and baseball cap.)" -Lenny "Dumb As A Sack Full Of Nails" Dykstra, December 2008
But you never know, Lenny. Maybe I'll put a fiver in your change cup sometime. (I'll be the guy with a job!)
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:06PM
Lenny you should send Bess an angry email. It worked for me.
CA
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 2:34PM
@5 it was announced 6/18 that Morrow was leaving.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 12:24PM
@#14 -- Just read the article and it is fricking hilarious. He should have added a comment about making your mom pay for your jet fuel bill as part of the justification for flying a private jet vs. going commercial first class.