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From JDubs’ (actual) Twitter account, a terrifying update from wife Suzy. Interesting that CNBC has yet to mention the health scare, when they’re more than happy to give us hourly updates on Art Cashin’s recurring urinary tract infections. In other Jacky-boy news, there is no life-balance, and if any of you (Dennis Kneale) were thinking of taking a few years off to raise kids and breast feed, you can kiss your career good-bye.

Comments (39)

  1. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    “wicked” spinal infection.
    did suzy tweet this from the packie down the street?

  2. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    WTF is a spinal infection?

  3. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    dennis kneale breast feeds every day before power lunch.
    -tits cabrera

  4. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    @2 you don’t want to know

  5. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    go to hell and die, dealbreaker.
    -dennis k

  6. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Watched Dennis’ show the other night and I actually thought I saw shit coming from his mouth – can anyone confirm?

  7. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Dennis Kneale molested my collie. She backs up into a corner whenever he’s on.

  8. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    I saw Art Cashin on the Path train once. He wears sneakers for the commute home…which is about as un-manly as you can get. That ranks just behind telling someone you have a urinary tract infection.

  9. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    @8 pretty sure that was a fictional joke by bess…

  10. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    he misses us? really? that’s kind of strange.

  11. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    how has cnbc not brought this up under the “breaking news” banner?

  12. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    I get UTI’s all the time, do you see me crying like a little puss?
    -l dykstra

  13. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    @9 Thanks. And I probably mocked the poor bastard for wearing sneakers when he had the gout or something, too. Mea Culpa

  14. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    @13 no, I’m sure he’s just a puss, re: the sneaks.
    -9

  15. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    you’re welcome! (for the love.)

  16. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    No, Jack does not. He needs to die. He, more than anyone, made ridiculous pay fashionable.

  17. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    I wish Jack wouldn’t cornhole me so hard. I have delicate features.
    Timmay

  18. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    Has his school declared a MAC? What does this mean for the M. Bartiromo Chair there?

  19. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    @16 that was damn cold

  20. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    is bartiromo going to dress up as candy stripper and visit him at the hospital?

  21. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    @20 that image is going to haunt my dreams. thanks.

  22. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    @20, actually Nurse Kneale will be administering Jack’s colonic.

  23. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    Too bad he’s in the hospital, I was hoping he saw me pissing on his shrubs on Nantucket last week

  24. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    Sotomayor is so ugly! it’s hard to look at her even.

  25. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    @23 – In Sconset or S’conset? That’s a little test to root out the poseurs, apparently.

  26. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    @23 exactly what is an “even”

  27. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    @24 exactly what is an “even”

  28. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    @24 what a lame, in no way funny comment.

  29. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    Hey guys.

  30. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    @ 20
    would be a reply of what she already played for chuck prince.
    @21 she is sporting an epic ass these days.

  31. Posted by Harshy | July 13, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    Always knew online MBA programs were a pain in the back.

  32. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    @20….It’s “s-t-r-i-p-e-r”

  33. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    @32 not the way I do it, toots.
    -mb/20

  34. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    25- there is no test needed. If you don;t smell like bluefish pate you need to be on the next boat to WH, SANS Henry’s sub and SANS Juice bar.
    -Charles Festerbottom III
    Commadore
    NYC
    Keeper of Wicked Honk Problem of the Highest Order

  35. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    Even stevens.
    Sotoxtramayo

  36. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    Jack, go yell some more in hell, they luv ya there.

  37. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 8:41 PM

    No worries. GE pays all his med exps with no out of pocket mins.

  38. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    Welch? This is the “genius” that turned an industial productive company into a paper shuffling entity. Fired thousands of engineers,science, and technical Americans. The Man who created a company that received 200 BILLION $’s and guarantees from the poor American taxpayor/TARP? The Man who despite this, receives tens of millions/year? This is some genius.That aint pus in your spinal cord, its your guilt.

  39. Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    Welch? This is the “genius” that turned an industial productive company into a paper shuffling entity. Fired thousands of engineers,science, and technical Americans. The Man who created a company that received 200 BILLION $’s and guarantees from the poor American taxpayor/TARP? The Man who despite this, receives tens of millions/year? This is some genius.That aint pus in your spinal cord, its your guilt.

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