And that bump is the media, specifically the tabloid known as the New York Times, with its prying eyes, and cameras, and insistence on ruining something beautiful, just like it’s done to many a celebrity couple, and just like it’s threatening to do to this pair. You wouldn’t have thought they’d grow to be as close as they are today (or were), after Emanuel turned down a job offer from JD at Citi but against all odds they became the best of buds. Tight. Shoulders to cry on. Each other’s rocks when times got tough, such as when Dimon got fired, and Rahm-bo that pulled him out of the dark hour with a supportive phone call and a figurative/possibly literally squeeze. “He’s not afraid to express his opinions and I’m not afraid to express mine,” Rahm-bone (JD’s pet name) said recently. Now, comes word (from the publication that wink-winked previously that there was something against-god’s plan going on) that Emanuel has canceled on Jamie Dimon, who invited Obama’s chief of staff to a very special JPM board meeting, after promising he would be there, so as not to send the wrong message. And what would that be? That he’s embarrassed to let the world know this is real? This is how it starts.
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for a second there i though i had a relapse from saturday’s mushrooms
is he…choking him?
they are sexier than brad and angelina
Great, now I am really horny. Thanks.
Serious Q:
Where does Bess manage to find these pics of JD, and where is he at in the pics?
@5 I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
-bl
just when i thought i had the night terrors under control.
@5 party at my pad. your invite must’ve gotten lost in the mail.
-hugh
Nice Photoshop work.
@ 5
I can’t be certain, but based on JD’s casual appearance, the white paint on molded panels, stainless steel, and the fact that in the previous picture he was holding a sandwich…I’m going to guess he’s in someone’s kitchen.
One of the guests in a previous post suggested that these pictures were lifted from his daughter’s Facebook page, which absent my having done any further research into the assertion, seems entirely plausible.
9,
That’s not photoshop, you fucking retard. Rahm used to have long hair.
-Paul Mitchell (In the Know)
Jamie couldn’t resist Rahm’s one-and-a-half in the stink.
@11 – I guess he had a nice rack too?
@2: The safety word is “Timmy”
13,
Those are his pecs, and he’s wearing a sleeping bag at the 9th annual Dimon Sleep-Away. Who are you, with your crazy questions?
And JD’s pet name for Geithner is “the gimp.”
Gee thanks, Bess. I just got 163 random Facebook friend requests from your creepy readers who are looking to check out my cleve.
@17 hmm, seems bess never mentioned the daughter’s name, and it wasn’t widely known before this (hasn’t been mentioned in one comment), so way to go, bud, thinking you were sticking up for the girl.
@18 and Bess
Name redacted? Point taken. My bad.
@19 yes.
Rahm-bone or the Rahm-en noodle?
What is Samuel L. Fucking Jackson’s name in Pulp Fiction.
@22 – Jules
23,
You’re doing this all backwards.
-Alex Trebek.
Dennis Kneale does not have a penis.
JD
Seems to me he woke up with a bad case of coyote ugly.
J’aime Dimon
-RE
#14
The safety word is “Timmy” — but you have to pronounce it Timmay
Check out these sweet lips. The strong jaw produces entra grip, I tell ya.
-J.D.
i would get a head transplant. only a father coul love someone so ugly.